Bear attacks.

[Matt-EUC]

Widespread, organised giant bear attacks across the country. Beware!

Pictures to follow!!!

[Matt-EUC]

Many people have been injured and robbed. If you see any of the giant bears please just run in the opposite direction.

A number of people are known to have defected to the bears' side and they are carrying buckets of money stolen from unwitting shoppers.

The buckets they carry sport a logo of the lead bear known as Pudsy.

[Red Herring]

I hope it wasn't you that poked him in the eye!

[Matt-EUC]

Here is a picture of the leader taken at a great danger to myself!

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/12/vunygese.jpg

[Littlepeahead]

That's Spank in his new onesie isn't it?

[Matt-EUC]

No, it's a violent, ferocious, thieving bear.

[NTECUK]

REMEMBER SpongeBob claimed that it's not safe to play the clarinet outside at night when talking with Patrick and Squidward about sea-bears and the things that attract them.
Maybe you did something to attract a bear???

[Matt-EUC]

I dropped my phone...

[Matt-EUC]

I had to bend down real far to pick it up.

[NTECUK]

I had to bend down real far to pick it up.
Were you in the "Blue Oyster"club too :shock:

[Matt-EUC]

Nope. Sainsbury's.

[andrewsmith]

Were you in the "Blue Oyster"club too :shock:

You bad man, stop giving the impressional young lad ideas :lol:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IT4vTlMVnks/UeCHcAd6ThI/AAAAAAAAA3o/Z54LLiDKtMg/s1600/2013_06_14+(9).jpg

Nope. Blue Oyster.

Corrected for you ;)

[BanannaMan]

Org'ers are already used to bear attacks.
Mostly around Soho and at the AR's.

It's not money the org bear is after though. ;)