Fallout
02-01-14, 11:45 AM
Another of those weird Fallout rants ....
Last night was really freaky, and not in the sexual sense. I was having this dream. It was really fekkin' bizarre, as all my dreams are, with loads of twists, death, car chases and completely unexplained characters doing stupid things. The final twist before I woke up was some bird who was fit (but for some reason I didn't fancy - I think she was too high maintenance and I retain wisdom even while asleep) had decided I was suitable for marriage. She clearly had a rich dad, as suddenly I found myself in a medical lab (suspect this is from playing Frozen Synapse too much) where this scientist was giving me my DNA rest results to see if I was suitable for breading. Stupid really as my DNA is straight from God's mighty scrote.
Anyway, apparently it was all very exciting as I had some special dormant trait that meant my offspring would be mega in some way. For some reason in my dream I assumed it meant my kid would have a mighty appendage but the doc completely ignored that. He then showed me some DNA graphic, uttered 3 words which were some stupid incomprehensible Latin and I instantly woke up.
I was really disappointed because I figured even though I didn't fancy this girl, it would've been good to get some action in my dream and for us to make this large appendaged offspring. Strangely though those words were really clear in my head still, so I grabbed my tablet and typed them in, spelling them as best I could since I'd clearly just made them up in my head, nor am I accustomed to Googling Latin phrases.
What I actually got was a Google Whack, and it was a direct link to a PDF file about the Neuropsychology of Love. How frikkin' weird?!
Anyway, I went back to sleep and tried to dream about banging the rich bird, but alas I dreamt about something else less interesting and woke up this morning none the wiser. When I sat down at my computer I decided I'd Google it again and all I got was bull****. I tried loads of different spellings but I couldn't get the document back. Must've all been a load of bunkem and fiddlesticks, I thought.
So I grabbed my tablet just to check, and there it was, the open PDF about the Neuropsycholigcal something or other about Love. The conclusion states "In the same sense that fate is a fallacy akin to belief in coincidence, love can be inspired and strengthened by believe in both fallacies".
Oh shut up science boy. What am I suppose to learn from this?! How is this going to get me laid?! :confused:
Last night was really freaky, and not in the sexual sense. I was having this dream. It was really fekkin' bizarre, as all my dreams are, with loads of twists, death, car chases and completely unexplained characters doing stupid things. The final twist before I woke up was some bird who was fit (but for some reason I didn't fancy - I think she was too high maintenance and I retain wisdom even while asleep) had decided I was suitable for marriage. She clearly had a rich dad, as suddenly I found myself in a medical lab (suspect this is from playing Frozen Synapse too much) where this scientist was giving me my DNA rest results to see if I was suitable for breading. Stupid really as my DNA is straight from God's mighty scrote.
Anyway, apparently it was all very exciting as I had some special dormant trait that meant my offspring would be mega in some way. For some reason in my dream I assumed it meant my kid would have a mighty appendage but the doc completely ignored that. He then showed me some DNA graphic, uttered 3 words which were some stupid incomprehensible Latin and I instantly woke up.
I was really disappointed because I figured even though I didn't fancy this girl, it would've been good to get some action in my dream and for us to make this large appendaged offspring. Strangely though those words were really clear in my head still, so I grabbed my tablet and typed them in, spelling them as best I could since I'd clearly just made them up in my head, nor am I accustomed to Googling Latin phrases.
What I actually got was a Google Whack, and it was a direct link to a PDF file about the Neuropsychology of Love. How frikkin' weird?!
Anyway, I went back to sleep and tried to dream about banging the rich bird, but alas I dreamt about something else less interesting and woke up this morning none the wiser. When I sat down at my computer I decided I'd Google it again and all I got was bull****. I tried loads of different spellings but I couldn't get the document back. Must've all been a load of bunkem and fiddlesticks, I thought.
So I grabbed my tablet just to check, and there it was, the open PDF about the Neuropsycholigcal something or other about Love. The conclusion states "In the same sense that fate is a fallacy akin to belief in coincidence, love can be inspired and strengthened by believe in both fallacies".
Oh shut up science boy. What am I suppose to learn from this?! How is this going to get me laid?! :confused: