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Kenzie
21-01-14, 08:32 PM
Sorry for being so noobish seeing as I have been around here for a while, but what on earth is this Keith d thing I keep seeing in polls?

Littlepeahead
21-01-14, 08:40 PM
1st RULE: You do not talk about Keith d
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Keith d

HTH

Wideboy
21-01-14, 08:45 PM
an invitation to mass sodomy

Bluepete
21-01-14, 08:51 PM
Dunno. Why?

Biker Biggles
21-01-14, 08:52 PM
an invitation to mass sodomy

The option that dare not speak it's name.
The antithesis of a mass debate.
The inhabitant of a convent who gets on top.

squirrel_hunter
21-01-14, 08:54 PM
Keith D is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma on a platform shrouded in the murky dark of a intricate web.

DarrenSV650S
21-01-14, 08:59 PM
Sorry for being so noobish seeing as I have been around here for a while, but what on earth is this Keith d thing I keep seeing in polls?

I've been on here a while too and I don't have a clue. Just some member that hardly posts and is an option in polls for some reason

Mr Speirs
21-01-14, 09:02 PM
If you need to ask about Keith D then you can't afford it.

dizzyblonde
21-01-14, 09:08 PM
Stone him!


How dare he ask this blasphemous question!

Cymraeg_Atodeg
21-01-14, 09:31 PM
Interesting contrast between the "old guard" and the "n00bs" here

Spank86
21-01-14, 10:03 PM
I think the only answer is "an in joke"

Haircut
21-01-14, 10:22 PM
I "think" keith_d is not the original "keithd" that spawned the option . . . .

Keep prodding and someone in the know will give up . . .

Stingo
21-01-14, 10:41 PM
The secret is safe with me...

TamSV
21-01-14, 10:42 PM
Meh. Who cares?

This thread hasn't even got a poll. ;)

dizzyblonde
21-01-14, 10:46 PM
I'm Sporticus....

Mrs DJ Fridge
21-01-14, 10:48 PM
l will be honest, I have no idea, am l a better person for admitting that.

Specialone
21-01-14, 10:50 PM
I believe he is the key to the universe.

mattSV
21-01-14, 10:52 PM
I know.

But I am not giving up. I ain't no grass.

TamSV
21-01-14, 10:52 PM
I'm Sporticus....

The detailed things my sister has said she would do to him...it's ruined CBeebies for me. :(

LewSpeight
21-01-14, 11:40 PM
I too, have no idea.

SvNewbie
21-01-14, 11:48 PM
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=110570

BanannaMan
22-01-14, 05:35 AM
It's a state of mind that noobs may not enter.
:p

keith_d
22-01-14, 06:47 AM
I "think" keith_d is not the original "keithd" that spawned the option . . . .

Keep prodding and someone in the know will give up . . .

I'm definitely not the keithd, I'm just a keith_d.

Kenzie
22-01-14, 07:04 AM
Meh. Who cares?

This thread hasn't even got a poll. ;)

Sorted for you.

Kenzie
22-01-14, 07:04 AM
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=110570

Thanks for that. Guess the poll doesn't matter now!

wyrdness
22-01-14, 07:20 AM
This poll doesn't have a keithd option, so isn't valid under forum rules.

Kenzie
22-01-14, 07:27 AM
I counter that point with not knowing what Keith d was when I posted the poll!

Littlepeahead
22-01-14, 07:42 AM
All you need to know is that he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Quiff Wichard
22-01-14, 09:06 AM
This is not the keith D you are looking for ..

Littlepeahead
22-01-14, 11:08 AM
On the first day God created light

On the second day he separated the waters forming oceans

On the third day he created dry ground

On the fourth Day the sun, moon and stars

On the fifth Day he created the animals

On the Sixth Day he created Man and from the man, he formed woman

On the seventh day God had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day He rested from all His work...

Then suddenly he thought, "Hang on, I've still got a load of odd bits left over in the God Cave cluttering the place up" and so he created Keith d

Tara
22-01-14, 12:26 PM
All you need to know is that he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Brilliant! that made me laugh

garynortheast
22-01-14, 10:02 PM
All you need to know is that he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.



On the first day God created light

On the second day he separated the waters forming oceans

On the third day he created dry ground

On the fourth Day the sun, moon and stars

On the fifth Day he created the animals

On the Sixth Day he created Man and from the man, he formed woman

On the seventh day God had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day He rested from all His work...

Then suddenly he thought, "Hang on, I've still got a load of odd bits left over in the God Cave cluttering the place up" and so he created Keith d


In that case, he may very well be the Messiah!

Jayneflakes
23-01-14, 03:46 AM
Asking what is Keith D is like asking the wind why it blows. It just is and it just does.

http://theopticalvisionsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cow-car4_individual.jpg

Jabba
23-01-14, 07:26 PM
Brilliant! that made me laugh

And me.

I guess that makes us old? ;)

Kenzie
23-01-14, 09:24 PM
I like the way keith d has been added to the poll!

Specialone
23-01-14, 09:45 PM
I like the way keith d has been added to the poll!

Twas me, I was trying to restore some normality :)

Tara
24-01-14, 12:26 PM
And me.

I guess that makes us old? ;)

Don't say that although my younger sister laughed a lot when I said I was pushing 50 the other day!!! (oh and I can't put my angel smiley in for some reason the it doesn't work in the office)

SIII
24-01-14, 12:46 PM
I have seen grainy 8mm footage of keithd in a forest !!!