View Full Version : How not to ride your motorcycle at AR14
dizzyblonde
25-01-14, 08:10 PM
This is primarily aimed at those who like to like to be a bit 'creative' with their riding. Scoobs, Hindle, Raf to name a few..
...... or maybe a nice entrance by Mister and Mrs Lone Wolf?
vBaJYfYWRhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBaJYfYWRhw
Not sure theres been any fires yet though :smt120
Enjoy :mrgreen:
Matt-EUC
25-01-14, 08:40 PM
Made oi larf.
wyrdness
25-01-14, 09:33 PM
Ha! Good find.
andrewsmith
26-01-14, 05:55 PM
Good find DB!
But in all seriousness we don't want accidents.
On the way up folks:
The A68 is the arterial road to Edinburgh from the A69 and will have plenty of wagons on it.
The A696 is the Military Road to the Otterburn Barracks and has everything on it (cracking bit of High speed biking road though)
This is primarily aimed at those who like to like to be a bit 'creative' with their riding. Scoobs.....
Are you sure you're not mistaking me for someone else :-dd
andrewsmith
19-02-14, 08:27 PM
For a Giggle, who's crashed at an AR? Name and Shames too (Scoobs)
Years and details :p
Scoobs
AR11: The lone wolf & Mrs
AR11: Raf
AR11: Hindle
Matt-EUC
19-02-14, 08:28 PM
AR13 Criggers & mrs Criggers
andrewsmith
19-02-14, 08:30 PM
AR13: Matt-EUC blow-up is a hell of a lot worse than a crash (for the ribbing)
Matt-EUC
19-02-14, 08:53 PM
Correction. TOGMIE 13.
dizzyblonde
19-02-14, 10:13 PM
AR11: The lone wolf & Mrs
Technically, that wasn't a crash. More like a grand entrance fall off.
A well earned trophy for Dumb ass of the year 2011 :-D
Matt-EUC
19-02-14, 10:14 PM
AR13 Tomor. (Dropping bikes counts?)
andrewsmith
19-02-14, 10:15 PM
Trying to do a burnout on grass?
written with a brio
Matt-EUC
19-02-14, 10:15 PM
Maybe, lol XD
andrewsmith
19-02-14, 10:19 PM
On the list!
written with a brio
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 09:15 AM
The list so far:
Scoobs
AR11: TheLoneWolf & Mrs
AR11: Raf
AR11: Hindle
AR13: Criggers & Mrs
AR13: Tomor (Grass burnout)
TOGMIE13: Matt-EUC (boom)
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 09:16 AM
Are we including all ride outs?
If so,
Sometime in 2012(?): Tomor (deer)
Littlepeahead
24-02-14, 09:32 AM
Does Hong dropping his bike about 4 times on the way to Wales for AR count? These days he's joined a gym as it's a less expensive way to lift weights.
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 09:33 AM
I think only ones during a ride out...
dizzyblonde
24-02-14, 12:25 PM
Annual Rideouts only
However, if we are going to include smashing animals to pieces en route
I hold the title for blasting bambi into kingdom come without crashing, turning up to the AR bike and rider unscathed, doing the rideout, then doing a 2000 mile trip round France on the same bike three weeks later.
This is all which was left of bambi
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=125&pictureid=796
:smt098
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 12:33 PM
TOGMIE and GM are technically ride outs which are annual.
dizzyblonde
24-02-14, 12:49 PM
TOGMIE is regional.
The other two are annual nationals.
Littlepeahead
24-02-14, 01:12 PM
Surely we have one official AR then everything else is just another regional rideout but open to all as it's organised by one region? Some happen to also be annual such as Shakedown, TOGMIE and Viney's in the south.
That aside, surely the whole point of killing the wildlife its too have enough left to throw on the BBQ afterwards. :D
dizzyblonde
24-02-14, 01:16 PM
I'm nother getting into such rideout triviality.
There's was plenty to go round. You just had to pick it out of the scenery. :-P
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 01:18 PM
And your radiator. And your boots.
Littlepeahead
24-02-14, 01:25 PM
There were some suicidal sheep in Wales, just standing there looking stupid and biding their time waiting for a bike to come along before deciding that was the moment to jump into the road. Idiot creatures.
dizzyblonde
24-02-14, 02:00 PM
And your radiator. And your boots.
That was just it's stomach contents. You could get a right good portion of rump at one side of the road, and some racks of ribs and the front end was left in the chevrons in the middle of the road. Plenty of choice cuts :lol:
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 02:01 PM
How fast were you going??!!
dizzyblonde
24-02-14, 02:08 PM
About 60mph, kitted up with camping gear.
The two travelling with me got a good show from behind
It jumped from higher above the road from a wall iirc. Then landed on my front wheel. I had furry wheel rims for months!
Are we including all ride outs?
Does a holed radiator count? was out with the GM lot and ended up with a hole in it. Pulled over at the side of the road in a cloud of steam. fixed it will a bit of chewing gum to get me home.
Trying to clean that off after was a right pain in the ass.
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 03:14 PM
Glencoe massacre or Guildford massive??
Guildford! Does that make a difference ;)
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 04:21 PM
Yes.
andrewsmith
24-02-14, 08:57 PM
Play nice folks. This for the roll call of shame for people who've stuffed it coming, at or leaving the AR.
The Glencoe Massacre list is a can of worms that is the Doomsday list (I'm on it!)
You wouldn't want to see me...
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4056480000/hCCB93F95/
andrewsmith
24-02-14, 08:58 PM
AR??: Scoobs into Gid wasn't it
AR??: Dizzyblonde vs. Bambi
AR11: TheLoneWolf & Mrs
AR11: Raf
AR11: Hindle
AR11: Manxmatt sinking :lol:
AR13: Criggers & Mrs
AR13: Tomor (Grass burnout)
carelesschucca
24-02-14, 09:16 PM
Doomsday for sure! Poor Our Furious T had a blinder last year.
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=199472
dizzyblonde
24-02-14, 09:24 PM
AR07: Dizzyblonde vs. Bambi
AR10: Scoobs into Gid wasn't it
AR11: TheLoneWolf & Mrs
AR11: Raf
AR11: Hindle
AR11: Manxmatt sinking :lol:
AR13: Criggers & Mrs
AR13: Tomor (Grass burnout)
Edited for you
Jason H
12-03-14, 10:27 AM
AR13: somebody was trying to "practice some supermoto skills" on the grass dumped it and snapped his brake lever - Can't remember his name.
Jason H
12-03-14, 11:34 AM
Thats the one.
So...
AR07: Dizzyblonde vs. Bambi
AR10: Scoobs into Gid wasn't it
AR11: TheLoneWolf & Mrs
AR11: Raf
AR11: Hindle
AR11: Manxmatt sinking :lol:
AR13: Criggers & Mrs
AR13: Tomor (Grass burnout)
AR13: Serdna (Pretending to be riding a supermoto on the wet grass)
the_lone_wolf
12-03-14, 04:28 PM
You lot can **** off if you think we crashed!! :p
I've crashed much better than that!!
TAXI FOR SCOOBS (http://youtu.be/vBaJYfYWRhw?t=39s) ;)
andrewsmith
12-03-14, 06:25 PM
You lot can **** off if you think we crashed!! :p
I've crashed much better than that!!
TAXI FOR SCOOBS (http://youtu.be/vBaJYfYWRhw?t=39s) ;)
You going for campsite roll?
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the_lone_wolf
13-03-14, 08:45 AM
You going for campsite roll?
"Tactical Vehicle Exit" brah :p
andrewsmith
13-03-14, 01:32 PM
"Tactical Vehicle Exit" brah :p
Flip the RC8
the_lone_wolf
13-03-14, 02:13 PM
Flip the RC8
Nah, it might get dirty and I'd have to clean it again... :D
andrewsmith
13-03-14, 03:12 PM
Nah, it might get dirty and I'd have to clean it again... :D
I'll get the bucket of mud ready
chris8886
14-03-14, 10:35 AM
Nah, it might get dirty and I'd have to clean it again... :D
you ponce ;)
I'll get the bucket of mud ready
good man! ;)
i'm sure someone crashed on the GM last year..
davepreston
09-04-14, 04:26 AM
Ollie wasn't it
andrewsmith
09-04-14, 05:46 AM
Yes it was after 10 miles :)
Did it Preston style!
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phil24_7
11-05-14, 10:20 PM
Pretty sure Scoobs had to get a tow back home from Wales due to a bike to bike interface!
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