Anyone near Eastleigh?

[Matt-EUC]

Fancy popping to Sainsbury's carpark and saying hello.

I'm dreadfully bored.

[SvNewbie]

Is this you're new tactic for finding people to ticket?

[Matt-EUC]

How else will I fill my quota? ;)

[Matt-EUC]

I don't have a quota. That's against some BPA rules or something.

[Wideboy]

No

[Matt-EUC]

Love you too Gav.

[Scoobs]

No as well.

I actually went out on the bike at the weekend. Ashamed to say I have not been out since November. I'm outraged at myself.

[Matt-EUC]

I'm also outraged at you. It's not even been cold, just wet.

[Scoobs]

To be honest it was mostly the fear of bumping into Wideboy that put me off.

[Matt-EUC]

Totally justifiable.

I on the other hand go out of my way to bump into Wideboy. I like it rough ;)

[Red Herring]

How else will I fill my quota? ;)

You have a quota? That's a bit limiting, we can dish out as many as we like.....:D

[Matt-EUC]

Can/will you book someone for using somebody else's blue badge??

[Red Herring]

You book them for the offence they were trying to pretend they were exempt from, then seize the badge as evidence. Surprising how quickly the genuine owner comes forward to get it back, and then has the dilemma of trying to decide if they should report it stolen or implicate themselves in it's inappropriate use..... I've generally got other things to do but it has provided some amusement against certain individuals.

[Matt-EUC]

What about an expired badge? I believe misuse of the badge can incur a fine of up to £1000.

Also, have you seen a badge older than 10 years out of date?

[Matt-EUC]

A week or so ago I found one that expired in 2004. When I rang surrey cc they told me the bloke who it was issued to had died a month before it expired.

[Red Herring]

If it's expired then it's not a valid dispensation so act as if it isn't there.
There are potentially some obscure offences under the fraud act (possession with intent to deceive) but I suspect that would be a bit overkill..... I've generally found that individuals that act like that tend to cut other corners as well so a little digging can be quite rewarding. Unfortunately that style of thinking is going out of fashion these days.

I would you suggest that next time you see something like that find the store detective/security and get them to check that the drivers till receipt reflects what he has in his bags......

[Brettus]

From the OP you sound like an illicit male escort touting for business.... Just sayin'

[Matt-EUC]

From the OP you sound like an illicit male escort touting for business.... Just sayin'

Yeah...

What's your point?

[Wideboy]

i'd ask for a refund!

[Matt-EUC]

You've never paid!!

[atassiedevil]

Who is supposed to be paying who though?

[Matt-EUC]

Now that's a matter for debate.

[Matt-EUC]

Digging up the thread.

I'm here in Eastleigh again, anyone nearby want to entertain me breifly?

[Red Herring]

I think you should try and concentrate on dishing out parking tickets, or perhaps helping little old ladies with their shopping.....:)

[Matt-EUC]

It's a barrier site. I'm only here to fix barriers when they break. It's a 12hr shift of just watching them go up and down.

[_Stretchie_]

To be honest it was mostly the fear of bumping into Wideboy that put me off.

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