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tactcom7
15-03-14, 05:37 PM
I've had some corkers in my time but this is definitely the weirdest!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/tactcom7/Junk_zps2333ec6f.jpg

ClunkintheUK
15-03-14, 06:15 PM
platelets count of 19000 would probably kill you. its supposed to be around 140 (ish)

There are some fudged up people in this world.

Dunn-y
15-03-14, 06:50 PM
Poor grammar is usually the first give away.

DJFridge
15-03-14, 09:41 PM
We've had loads at work. The usual bank ones, someone has made a complaint, HMRC owe you / you owe HMRC, reset your bank account etc etc. I tend to hover above any links to see what comes up. We don't get many at home though.

Dunn-y
15-03-14, 10:15 PM
I've been getting loads of HMRC and bank ones lately on my personal email. Not sure why either as I haven't signed up for anything in months.

BanannaMan
16-03-14, 12:09 AM
Beats any I've seen.

Cancer ?? wtf???

Kenzie
16-03-14, 07:29 AM
I've had a few in my time, won the Irish lottery, won a Toyota car, could get $10,000,000 if I help move some oil out of Iraq. But never cancer! That's a new low.

Littlepeahead
16-03-14, 08:43 AM
This one was on Radio 4 the other day. The link contains some nasties that will give your pc and probably bank account something worse than cancer. You can imagine elderly or vulnerable people being taken in by this scam though.

daveangel
16-03-14, 02:09 PM
I've had & deleted a couple of the 'We're on holiday in Manilla/Far East etc. lost our passports/credit cards/plane tickets etc. can you wire us money via Western Union' ones but this is beyond sick.

Red ones
16-03-14, 03:09 PM
I got one recently that said I could claim a free neck tube.!

shiftin_gear98
17-03-14, 04:24 PM
The world is full of sick ****s, but those piece of **** *******s at Suzuki take the ****. ****s...

shiftin_gear98
17-03-14, 04:26 PM
Cancer though, that's pretty low.

ralph
17-03-14, 09:41 PM
I have just received a neck tube from Suzuki surprised after all that has been said

maviczap
18-03-14, 01:02 PM
Seems like this junk mail is being sent to loads of people, as its made my local news.

nikon70
18-03-14, 04:03 PM
I have a distant Nigerian relative who has left me $1,000,000 but I have to pay $40,000 in taxes to recover it....

maviczap
18-03-14, 04:18 PM
I have a distant Nigerian relative who has left me $1,000,000 but I have to pay $40,000 in taxes to recover it....

Funnily enough so have I :)

shiftin_gear98
24-03-14, 07:56 AM
Just turned my computer on, saw this and thought of you guys. Morning.


Dear [email address removed]
We have been sent a sample of your blood analysis for further research.
During the complete blood count (CBC) we have revealed that white blood cells is very low, and unfortunately we have a suspicion of a cancer.
Wite Blood cells 1200 Low
Hemoglobin 12 Normal
Platelets 19000 Low

We suggest you to print out your CBC test results and interpretations in attachment below and visit your family doctor as soon as possible
Sincerely,
Dr. Avery Ernie
National Institute for Health and Care Excellence