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nikon70
18-03-14, 03:59 PM
I go to the gents and goto stand at the urinal and there is **** all over the floor... Wtf can people aim properly!!!

So I decide to go to a cubical... FFS **** all over the seat!!!

Next I'm using the ladies!!!

Or a pot plant.
thulfi
18-03-14, 04:05 PM
Mate forget urinals, you'll be amazed how much pee splash back you're getting on your hands and clothes. As for the seats, no biggy, you're not sitting down. I presume all seats are filthy anyway, regardless if I can see wet, dried or no pee whatsoever.
CharleyFarley
18-03-14, 04:06 PM
Take your relatives $1.000.000.000 n tell work where they can stick their $hitty bogs!!!!!!! 😁


"Gas it w###a".........
atassiedevil
18-03-14, 04:22 PM
See this all the time here, i'm sure there are one or two who use the cubicles just so they can pee on the seat and the floor.
need their noses rubbing in it.
Bluepete
18-03-14, 05:07 PM
Get a few of these;


http://www.urinalfly.com/


Or as I've heard others do, photo's of management!


Improves target acquisition and accuracy no end!


Pete ;)
andrewsmith
18-03-14, 05:28 PM
Get a few of these;


http://www.urinalfly.com/


Or as I've heard others do, photo's of management!


Improves target acquisition and accuracy no end!


Pete ;)

Hahaha

I might buy a box for work.

Nikon thats not bad, its in bog roll holders up the walls along with excrement where I work
Wideboy
18-03-14, 06:14 PM
I put a code lock on the one's at work to keep the people with ar5eholes in their back out.

It's now an executive crap box :-D
squirrel_hunter
18-03-14, 08:55 PM
I was intending to put up a sign saying "Take another step, you're not that big" or some electrical sockets on the floor in front of them, but I work in a rather corporate environment so thought better of it.
Nutsinatin
18-03-14, 09:36 PM
Think that's bad, where I work it comes in bottles for me to analyse!
andrewsmith
18-03-14, 10:01 PM
I put a code lock on the one's at work to keep the people with ar5eholes in their back out.

It's now an executive crap box :-D

So your the only one that can be blamed for the smell?? ;)

written with a brio
Wideboy
18-03-14, 10:03 PM
I have shared the code with whom may be trusted not to **** up the walls
punyXpress
19-03-14, 10:10 AM
I was intending to put up a sign saying "Take another step, you're not that big" or some electrical sockets on the floor in front of them, but I work in a rather corporate environment so thought better of it.

This one ?
http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss267/punyXpress/P1040129.jpg (http://s582.photobucket.com/user/punyXpress/media/P1040129.jpg.html)
. . and learn a language at the same time.