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My new bike came with a proper number plate with the dealer info on but they also threw in the small one that the previous owner put on it. Was going to fit it until i noticed he'd had "warrior" written on the bottom.
So the question is, number plate mottos, funny and cool, or the saddest thing since wearing your leathers over your boots?
Also what's the worst/best motto you've seen
LewSpeight
09-04-14, 01:46 PM
'the fastest ride your mum will ever have'
'my other toy has tits'
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Luckypants
09-04-14, 01:58 PM
forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=200106 :wink:
The Idle Biker
09-04-14, 01:59 PM
**** the Police - Seen it on a few bikes.
daveyrach
09-04-14, 02:08 PM
I think you'll find it's legislation that you have to have the dealer info on it so the plate can be traced. I might be wrong though but that's what I was taught when I did my apprenticeship with Honda.
LewSpeight
09-04-14, 02:09 PM
I think you'll find it's legislation that you have to have the dealer info on it so the plate can be traced. I might be wrong though but that's what I was taught when I did my apprenticeship with Honda.
This is true.
Even the postcode of the company that made the plate will be sufficient
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dizzyblonde
09-04-14, 02:18 PM
My black Sv came with the name
Erinaceus europaeus
No idea why. It must have been it's curse!
daveyrach
09-04-14, 02:20 PM
My black Sv came with the name
Erinaceus europaeus
No idea why. It must have been it's curse!
That's the Latin name of a European hedgehog! Lol!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hedgehog
dizzyblonde
09-04-14, 02:26 PM
That's the Latin name of a European hedgehog! Lol!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hedgehog
Yes, I know, and the ironic thing is it was renamed Bambi killer after 4 weeks of ownership.
Wideboy
09-04-14, 02:36 PM
I think you'll find it's legislation that you have to have the dealer info on it so the plate can be traced. I might be wrong though but that's what I was taught when I did my apprenticeship with Honda.
Ueah but 9 times out of 10 the plates illegal regardless. And if you're pure gangster you don't give a ****.
Mine says "wideboy - special time anyone?"
Fallout
09-04-14, 03:36 PM
The one I got made my hellfrauds has nothing except my reg on it. What do you mofos say to that?
Red Herring
09-04-14, 08:01 PM
**** the Police - Seen it on a few bikes.
Yeah, go for it. Always goes down well. :cool:
cb1000rsteve
09-04-14, 08:28 PM
Nearly as bad as a crap tattoo!! Mine just says cb1000r. Although funniest I've seen to date is
'Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians'
davepreston
09-04-14, 08:47 PM
best one yet
No Rider? please check the hedges
andrewsmith
09-04-14, 08:56 PM
I think you'll find it's legislation that you have to have the dealer info on it so the plate can be traced. I might be wrong though but that's what I was taught when I did my apprenticeship with Honda.
If the vehicle was registered pre 2001 (Y Plate IIRC), you don't need plate maker markings on them.
The best one is my mates: Powered by fanny juice
andrewsmith
09-04-14, 08:57 PM
Dave Prestons:
no crashes in 200 miles :-)
Nobbylad
09-04-14, 09:04 PM
Dave Prestons:
no crashes in 200 miles :-)
But that's on the bike that got robbed :D
Mrs DJ Fridge
09-04-14, 09:15 PM
Nearly as bad as a crap tattoo!! Mine just says cb1000r. Although funniest I've seen to date is
'Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians'
Always good to see a Jerry Springer The Musical reference
Mrs DJ Fridge
09-04-14, 09:16 PM
Even though the actual quote is dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians
davepreston
10-04-14, 02:45 AM
Dave Prestons:
no crashes in 200 miles :-)
But that's on the bike that got robbed :D
brave from one guy who's getting drunk at mine this weekend, and another who getting free bike parts this weekend
awaiting grovelling and rescinding of comments :)
andrewsmith
10-04-14, 05:12 AM
Want your cigars?
written with a biro
21QUEST
10-04-14, 01:44 PM
Fc*k Average...Be A Beast!
Damn Right I'm A Weight Lifter...I Pick Weight Up And Put It Back Down
Sid Squid
10-04-14, 03:28 PM
With few exceptions they're mostly rather tacky and unoriginal. A few have the merit of being something personal at least.
Littlepeahead
10-04-14, 07:33 PM
Mine says Little Pea Head in case I forget who I am. My reg is LPH just to make sure.
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