I'm back....

[hongman]

So after hanging up ma boots for what, 18 months+? I'm back.

Kind of forced, as car was involved in an accident and is now dead so I'm going to use my bike in the meantime to commute...

Just thought I'd say hi again. Missed you all, was a bit dubious after so long off the bike, but a quick blast and it was like I never got off it :-D

So... Hi!

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[Jayneflakes]

Hello dear, since you have been away we have changed from a motorbike forum to a Knitting forum. It is lovely and we make so many jumpers. :D

[maviczap]

Who are you, don't remember you being on here.

If you are a returning orger, have you completed the re-induction test?

[carelesschucca]

RUN AWAY FOLKS! RUN AWAY.

So Hong when you getting a shift on amd coming up to see some good roads and most of all get some of my mums chuck down yer neck?

[andrewsmith]

Hello dear, since you have been away we have changed from a motorbike forum to a Knitting forum. It is lovely and we make so many jumpers. :D

Yep!!
You got the knack of: knit one, drop one, pearl one? ;-)

Morning Hong! No dropping it

written with a biro

[Littlepeahead]

Hong, there's a metal rod on a spring just by your left peg... you can sort of move it down just before you get off the bike and then as if by magic your bike will stay upright when you walk away from it!

Anyway, this is great news, we'll be in touch shortly about that lunch. I'll even make you a cake that won't make your intestines explode :)

[Bibio]

all work no play makes Hong a dull boy.

it's been toooo long you midget, you had better get yer arz up here for the GM.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS54YP7HOv_3Hahb1iUZo8WEHXGqnRoI ty3tf_zw3xuSEfxMh2X

Obviously we dont expect you to be up to this standard right away, but with a little practice you might be able to whip up one of these.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTs4Xrkx3iZp_0wYChkzIPLY6uPNdB46 DydGgVZ64cv9oGgIZGL

Good to have you back ;)

[hongman]

Thanks people lol shouldve known you lot wouldn't forget my most embarrassing moments...

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[chris8886]

Thanks people lol shouldve known you lot wouldn't forget my most embarrassing moments...

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how could we?! well I spose I have an excuse, but I've managed to remember one or 2 of them! ;)

[Littlepeahead]

You've had far more embarrassing moments. Didn't you get drunk and tell your mate in a text your true feelings for some female, only to realise afterwards you accidentally sent the text the female in question! Now that's worse than dropping your bike about 5 times on the way to an AR.

[Bibio]

Hong is the master of disaster.

[The Idle Biker]

Standby for the "I've just broke my Bike" thread.:-)

[hongman]

Ye hath no faith!

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[carelesschucca]

We have plenty of faith mate!!!

We know YOU!!

[hongman]

Damn it i cant get mad at you Dean! You know why though. I didn't want to tell you like this but you are actually mine and yours mothers secret love child.

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[carelesschucca]

I obviously get my riding ability from my maternal side!!!

[hongman]

Wow I'm going to go get some savlon cream for these BURNS

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[hongman]

Well played chucca! Next time I see you that elastic band is getting smaller!

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[carelesschucca]

Ach, big hugs bud we all love you...

[andrewsmith]

Thought Dean was ginger due to his parentage!!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01796/fat-orangutan_1796271i.jpg

[Bibio]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01796/fat-orangutan_1796271i.jpg
thats what happens when Dean and Hong make a child.

[hongman]

So long as I'm the paternal side..

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[Bibio]

So long as I'm the paternal side..

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what is that you admitting that your the taker :D

[hongman]

Paternal side usually gives it!

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[carelesschucca]

There'll be no deano / hong offspring. That would be incest seeing as he claims to be my father...

[BanannaMan]

Welcome back hong dragon.
Still doing any of that amazing fire eating?

[hongman]

I eat fire???

[NTECUK]

Welcome back to biking freedom.
And not forgetting as well as excellent work transport its good fun too ;)

[hongman]

Well I got in today in half the time I usually do, big middle finger to M25 traffic! The down side is I forgot my shoes... SIDI boots today then!

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[atassiedevil]

Welcome back hong! Your exploits are legendary from what i've seen.

[hongman]

Why thank you :)

[Fallout]

A good excuse to post this again ...

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[hongman]

:d:d:d:d:d

[Littlepeahead]

Bump starting a bike is one thing Si, bump starting it past the police station with no helmet or licence then realising afterwards the kill switch is on is reserved for proper numpties (naming no names but one rhymes with Dong and the other won't remember this incident!)