Finish this sentance..

[LewSpeight]

You know you're going too fast when...

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[CharleyFarley]

.......the bike in front is going "too slow"!!!!


"Gas it w###a".........

[Matt-EUC]

You end up in 1966.


That corner was a lot sharper than it used to be.


The policeman stops chasing you.


You hear a helicopter.


You break the sound barrier.


80mph feels like a crawl

[keith_d]

... it's no longer a question of whether you're going to stop, but what you're going to hit

... the police helicopter can't keep up

... you get tunnel vision because your brain can't process the stuff in your outer visual field fast enough.

... you start to grey out when you lean left or right

... your fairing isn't just deflecting the air, it's creating a shockwave

... the air passing your mirrors is glowing

... everything in front looks slightly blue, and everything in your mirrors is slightly red.

... colliding with stationary atoms produces a burst of x-rays

... everyone else is getting older waaay faster than you

[Matt-EUC]

... You arrive before you left.

[keith_d]

... your impact crater is discovered by geologists 200 millioin years later in Mexico.

[allantheboss]

....your girlfriend is disappointed again.

[Geodude]

...you rush your spelling ;)

[Geodude]

....your girlfriend is disappointed again.
Superb :D tea coated keyboard now.

[andrewsmith]

When the police break out a Harrier jump jet

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[Brettus]

When your watch is ten minutes behind everyone else's when you arrive.

Edit: thought I'd got an original thought but KeithD was way more eloquent and geeky, bravo!

[haggis]

...Bugatti Veyrons seem to be standing still.

...your tyres melt in submission.

...the pillion seat empties suddenly.

...your arms do a Stretch Armstrong impression.

[andrewsmith]

... When Chuck Norris gives up chasing and round house kicks

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[dizzyblonde]

You have brown trousers.....

[carelesschucca]

When Marc Marquez can't get past you.

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

When bridges make a soft thuuummppddd noise as you go past them.

When tail lights come up so fast you cannot slow down in case they are police.

[Bibio]

..your dead.

[Jayneflakes]

when the fists of your pillion no longer feel like individual punches! :D

[Niall_farley]

You look down and your speedo is reading 4mph over the speed limit


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[garynortheast]

.....you can hear the fuel exiting your fuel tank like bathwater gurgling down the plughole.

[Spank86]

You know you're going too fast when...

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... Your brains still processing the bit of road you've already passed.

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

You realise that you are going to have to go through the traffic lights on such dark amber you can see it change to red because you known that your lorry doesn't have good enough brakes to stop.

[orose]

When everyones brake lights look blue...

[BanannaMan]

you continue on flying through the air after being seperated from the bike.

[Spank86]

you continue on flying through the air after being seperated from the bike.

Are we talking attaining orbit here?

[ClunkintheUK]

Are we talking attaining orbit here?

No. Blue shift. Like the Doppler effect (why approaching sounds are higher pitched, and receding sounds have a lower pitch and the Neooow sound race cars/bikes make when going past), but for light.

anyway. My submission

...when you know exactly where you are.

[Spank86]

No. Blue shift. Like the Doppler effect (why approaching sounds are higher pitched, and receding sounds have a lower pitch and the Neooow sound race cars/bikes make when going past), but for light.

Always an idea to check which post someone's quoted.

[ClunkintheUK]

Hush now. I don't have time for such formalities.

[andrewsmith]

... the speedo goes 'Oh Feck it'

[rowdy]

. . . the contents of your stomach has coated the inside of your visor.

[Matt-EUC]

...You realise you could have had an extra 30mins in bed.

[BanannaMan]

Are we talking attaining orbit here?






Low altitude orbitation of the earth's surface.
Humans fly well enough but absolutely suck at landing even from a few meters.
Higher altitudes are not recomended without some form of auxiliary landing gear.