Getting Away With It?

[carelesschucca]

Guys I need your help and advice...

How do I commit murder in my office and get away with it?

The woman is Ripping ma Knitting and everyone elses for that matter. Why won't she STFU?

[Bibio]

easy solution. go and tell your boss to tell her to STFU. its your bosses job and that's why they get paid more.

or just tell her to shut her clap trap, people are trying to work.

[atassiedevil]

Knit her a BS filter.
Tie it across her orifice.
Job done.

[keith_d]

Is she an early starter or a late arriver? That may affect when you move her desk into the car park.

Alternatively, you get a bag of marbles and everyone secretly takes a marble. Whoever draws the red marble tops her, everyone else is guilty of conspiracy so they can't say anything. Remember to put two red marbles in the bag in case someone chickens out.

[DarrenSV650S]

Watch Dexter to learn how. It's very easy. Just don't get carried away and take out your whole company

[punyXpress]

. . . and none of us will dob you in - honest! ;)

[andrewsmith]

http://www.whackit.co/murder_your_boss_game.html

Enjoy

[davepreston]

FFS use the search function you noob this has been raised many times ;)
I still say the explosive taking out multiple people so no one know the target is the best option but each to there own

[DJFridge]

Watch Dexter to learn how. It's very easy. Just don't get carried away and take out your whole company

Genius. Mind you (spoiler alert) it did eventually require a fake death and change of identity. For an annoying minger in the office, that might be a little extreme!