Likely to start a riot thread :) NSFW

[davepreston]

After some amusing reading of some other threads with personal attacks and snide comments backed up by mickey taking gits ( like me) how about we play a new game


Describe the last 3 people to post
the simple rules
1/ if you post on here you cannot complain about what is said about you
2/ racist comments will find you hiding from me for a very long time
3/ mickey taking is encouraged
4/ you cannot post a response within 3 posts of your last post
5/ you can only post about the 3 people previous
6/ keyboard personality vs real world meeting comments encouraged
7/ funny stories get extra points
8/ Mods can join in but let it run where it wants to go
9/ you must comment on all 3 previous posters

[The Idle Biker]

That's a lot of rules from a rule breaker ya stupid lanky reprobate.

[Matt-EUC]

Great idea but cant get it swinging until three people have posted.

So, davepreston smells... Bad.

And Laurie, most people just SAY they want to sleep with their bike. And don't say it fell on you, it had help didn't it ;)

[Sir Trev]

Matt has a thing for Trolly Wally's, TIB is a funny sarcastic git, and Dave Preston is a nice bloke who bought me a drink a the AR last year.


I've not got the hang of this...

[Tomor]

TIB need to learn to use his indicators more (or is that less)
Matt......yeh......
Trev is a lovely kind hearted soul, who potters around the countryside taking lovely pictures on his girly bike ;)

[Bibio]

Matt thinks he is a riding god but in reality he is a nob

Trev sounds like the kind of bloke who will give free blow jobs as long as he can take pictures

Tomor well my imagination cannot describe him or her as i haven't made my mind up about that yet.

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Can I shortcut and insult myself because I don't think I have the wit for this thread.

[Matt-EUC]

Tomor can't hold his drink OR his bike.

I don't know enough about Bibio to say anything clever so, Bibio smells worse than davepreston.

Mrs Fridge is lovely and she bought a great bike. She may be a touch self depreciating though.

[timwilky]

Never met Matt, but judging by his picture, his next jump will be his first.

As for missus fridge.....A gentleman never tells?

Bibio AKA DPs biatch. Makes Tirian out of GoT a giant.

[Biker Biggles]

Tim Wilky is a soft southern shandy drinker
Mrs Fridgedoesnt have the wit for this thread
Matt is really that skullcracker bloke the police are interested in.

[yorkie_chris]

Biggles, southern type, probably has a moustache
Wilky, belly riding a dildo who wishes he was from Yorkshire
Matt, proper traffic wardens would know how to check an oil level

[davepreston]

tim wilky - grumpy and opinionated with a well known deep pockets short arm syndrome has interesting birthday parties :)
Biker biggles - like biggles in the movie lives in a fantasy world, were he will save the world (or us all from matt ecu anyway)
YC - monkey looking, oil stained, lightweight, pikey, tight, Yorkshire, rentboy who has a proclivity for making shiney things dirty, crashing just for excuses to rebuild them or just making dangerous items because "it sounded amusing" ( he'll only be upset about the P word :) )