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Matt-EUC
08-05-14, 08:39 AM
So I've set up the travelling brothel at Morrisons Woking today, anyone fancy coming over for a visit ;)
Biker Biggles
08-05-14, 09:26 AM
So I've set up the travelling brothel at Morrisons Woking today, anyone fancy coming over for a visit ;)

Ill visit before I do the "coming over" bit:D
Matt-EUC
08-05-14, 10:06 AM
Oh dear... Well it's £60/h + £20 if you want any kinky stuff ;)
Matt-EUC
08-05-14, 12:07 PM
No more takers? I'm here til 6.
Tomor
08-05-14, 01:24 PM
Oh what a shame, you finish when I finish. Real Shame I can't come and have a cuppa with you. Maybe we could have given out some silly tickets together.

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keith_d
08-05-14, 01:24 PM
Sorry mate, I just don't fancy blokes.
Wideboy
08-05-14, 01:30 PM
I can go shopping after 6 then
Matt-EUC
08-05-14, 01:46 PM
Sorry mate, I just don't fancy blokes.


Now here's someone who's clearly in denial ;)
Mrs DJ Fridge
08-05-14, 10:24 PM
De Nile, I thought you were in Woking!
Matt-EUC
08-05-14, 10:25 PM
Yeah, it runs through Woking all the way to Africa.
BanannaMan
10-05-14, 04:17 AM
I like Chinese food but never had the desire to learn how to prepare it.
But then I'm no where near roasting, baking or frying anything either.
Matt-EUC
10-05-14, 09:59 PM
Wo-king. Not wok-ing.

Oh you Americans and your ridiculous pronunciations.

Aluminium. Nuff said.
BanannaMan
11-05-14, 02:52 AM
I've got a mate who used to run a Chinese restaurant in Siberia but he gave it up.
Said he was tired of 'woking in a winter wonderland'.




The US? Ridiculous pronunciations??
Can't you look at the spelling and tell it's obviously meant to be spoken as one syllable and pronounced Loo min um ?
Bibio
11-05-14, 04:22 PM
Can't you look at the spelling and tell it's obviously meant to be spoken as one syllable and pronounced Loo min um ?

is that dumbass for i need the toilet :D

and its alu mini um, just like soldering is 'sol dering' not 'sod dering' :smt044
Matt-EUC
11-05-14, 04:45 PM
Soddering, is that a bit like b*ggering?
BanannaMan
12-05-14, 03:44 AM
is that dumbass for i need the toilet :D


Yes, but only in Scotland.



and its alu mini um, just like soldering is 'sol dering' not 'sod dering' :smt044



That would be 'saw derin' not 'sod dering'.


But don't matter cause you can't sawder no luminun. http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/redneck2.gif




Soddering, is that a bit like b*ggering?


Yes, but it involves freshly sheared sheep from Scotland.