If you want a bigger willy...

[Littlepeahead]

Let this act as a warning to you.

A vain Malaysian man who ordered a penis enlarger online was stunned when the device was delivered - a magnifying glass!

To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself.

It read: Do Not Use in Sunlight.

I did chuckle reading that on the train this morning. :)


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2647074/Malaysian-man-comes-short-buying-100-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-5-magnifying-glass-warning-Do-not-use-sunlight.html

[Spank86]

I once wished for a massive ****.

Worst mistake I ever made, he sits in my spare room all day using up my electricity.

[Littlepeahead]

I had heard that Fallout had moved in.

[Spiderman]

Yeh, it happened to me too. Erm i mean a friend, errrm, yeh he got doen with that scam too. My mate that it. Not me.

It categorically wasn't me ok!



Anyone wanna buy a magnifying glass, one carefull oner, never used?