Don't you just hate it (Warning: images of attractive woman contained within)

[Littlepeahead]

Yes ladies, don't you just hate it when your mate introduces you to his new girlfriend and she looks like this!

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=1171&pictureid=7619

If I wanted to feel even more short, dumpy and ginger than usual then this is a pretty good way of doing it.

What's more, she's a former Miss Scotland even though she was born in Trinidad - how does that even work? I mean, can't we vote to get rid of all Scottish people who look like this? Only allow back in the ones who look like Rab C Nesbitt?

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=1171&pictureid=7620

Pah, I'm going off to comfort eat some chocolate and admire my cellulite.

[Geodude]

Meh, shes ok but you still win hands down ;) give her some of your chocolate Lph she looks a bit thin ;)

[Bibio]

i keep telling myself that beauty is only skin deep... only coz i'm an ugly feker, mind you i have dated some very pretty girls in my time. still to this day don't know why my wife picked me.

you can keep your supermodels as personally i think they all look ill.

[Specialone]

Ooh err, she's lovely, me likey :smt055

[keith_d]

I bet she wouldn't bake a decent cake for the .org

[L3nny]

Must be nice being mates with Brian Lara?

[Bibio]

I bet she wouldn't bake a decent cake for the .org

no. but i bet her muff'in would go down a treat.

[Teejayexc]

Must be nice being mates with Brian Lara?

Sooner be mates with his girlfriend :smt055

[Littlepeahead]

Must be nice being mates with Brian Lara?
I struggle to keep up with the names as it's a different girl every time he's over.

We've been friends for 15 years though, and he knows better than to expect any special VIP treatment from me. AR weekend it was a text saying 'biking in Norfolk, whatever it is you've called about will have to wait' :rolleyes:

[CharleyFarley]

no. but i bet her muff'in would go down a treat.


😀 VERY GOOD......... 😊


"Gas it w###a".........

[CharleyFarley]

My problem is........I go out, get pished, take home this:
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/03/6erevata.jpg
.........n wake up with THIS:
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/03/zebevuzu.jpg
😝😣😳


"Gas it w###a".........

[Biker Biggles]

Meh, shes ok but you still win hands down ;) give her some of your chocolate Lph she looks a bit thin ;)

Cynical old me suspects she is very high maintenance too.:cool:

I once owned a Laverda like that.:mad:

[BanannaMan]

Granted I come from a land where there is no bias towards gingers, (in fact no one knows or uses the term ginger***)
but you are in no way lacking in the looks department LPH.
Got nothing to be jealous of from this lass.



As for the superskinney supermodel,
If you look north of the fake boobs her face isn't really all that attractive.
I'm sure it's a 'flavour of the month' thing for them both.



*** Currently girls in the US are colouring their hair the same colour as yours, seems it's the 'in thing'.










.......n wake up with THIS:


http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/03/zebevuzu.jpg





So you're the bloke that's been doing my wife! :smt013

[CharleyFarley]

☺️ Am guessing Mrs Banana dont subscribe to SV.org?? ☺️


"Gas it w###a".........

[timwilky]

I cannot afford to look at women like that. I have tried explaining that just because I read the menu doesn't mean I am going to eat the meal. And you cannot appreciate what you have unless you have something to compare it against. But for some reason, she has a problem with me having a taste or confirming what my eyes tell me, with my hands.

In our youth, my twin bro used to always go for the last choicers. He reckoned they were the more desperate and more likely to come over with the goods than the good looking ones who would want wining and dining first. Also the good looking ones were more likely to have had a few chasing them, so chances of catching something were raised with them. This being a theory he was unfortunate enough to prove. Yuk.

[Littlepeahead]

Ah well I guess it takes all sorts. She's a nice girl and I know lots of women who would be quite happy to be seen out on the arm of Mr Lara, but he a bit on the short side for my taste, and a bit old too really :)

Not that I have anything against those West Indies lads, they are always the most fun and flirty, and if you've got to spend 4 hours sitting in a busy A&E department on a Saturday afternoon then doing it with Chris Gayle dressed only in his underwear is certainly the best way to do it (the nurses seemed to be enjoying themselves too!)

[Runako]

Oh my god, will you just stop with your cricketer porn please!

[Red ones]

I loving how LPH is navigating this without reference to middle wicket,


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[Jayneflakes]

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=1171&pictureid=7619

Hmmm, judging by the state of that rock, she is in need of some imodium. :smt120


I am lucky in that my other half is very attracted to ugly fat birds with mouths like a sewer, otherwise I would be single now. :(

Chocolate stopped doing it for me when I am feeling like I am an ugly fat failure, so these days when I am feeling down I pig out on golden syrup cake with a side portion of self loathing and a dollop of clotted contempt.

I don't care anymore that I am a fat useless 40 something with less teeth than a bare knuckle boxer and a face like a bag of bashed crabs, so I just keep shovelling the cake in. With enough self hatred LPH, you too can go up by three dress sizes while losing all feelings of self worth. You don't need these pencil thin, skeletal airbrushed super tarts to achieve those special feelings of inadequacy, just eat more cake. It really works... :sad:

[BanannaMan]

☺️ Am guessing Mrs Banana dont subscribe to SV.org?? ☺️






That would be correct. LOL
But if she saw it she'd only have a good laugh as it in no way resembles her.

[Littlepeahead]

Actually I don't eat chocolate that much, but I did have a Frys peppermint cream that day as I'd gone into Holland & Barratt looking for some dairy free chocolate as a present for Hong, just because I wanted to post him something nice (hey Hong, I sent you a parcel today! Xxx)

I don't judge people on their looks, and if someone judges me on mine well I guess we would not be friends for long.

As for cake, I don't really like cake. What I do enjoy is making cakes for my mates who like eating it, so if you all stopped liking cake too I'd give up baking.

[Jayneflakes]

Shame you do not live closer to us, I just love cake and luckily I have plenty of extra holes left in my belt before I need to buy a new one.

Just to add to my feelings of self worth, the wife informed that I now snore at night. At least I can still be a model if I want... :cheers:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID21216/images/fat_women_mareh674_photobucket.jpg

[gruntygiggles]

Is it just me or does it look like the woman in the OP ate something a bit dodgy the night before and followed through spectacularly???

[ClunkintheUK]

Nah, GG, the photographer said something funny and she wee'd herself.

[gruntygiggles]

Nah, GG, the photographer said something funny and she wee'd herself.


Either way, lol.

[Littlepeahead]

Oh dear God, so we have an MCC v Rest of the World game here tomorrow and Shane Warne is playing. Him and Liz Hurley split up a while back (never liked her much, snooty madam) so as I'm spending a bit of time with his kids tomorrow who I've known since they were toddlers, I was introduced to the new GF this afternoon...

She was wearing a bit more than this... but personally I can't understand what he sees in her!

http://kaulakia.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/emily-scott-4.jpg

http://www.imgth.com/images/2012/04/07/emily-scott_p19tjzucgu3.jpg

[Geodude]

Come on, what hope is there for a skint unattractive guy :( lottery win maybe then i'll be pretty ;)

[Specialone]

Bet she's annoying though when you tell her you're going riding with your mates or going on the lash.

[BanannaMan]

While the poor people sleepin'
with the shade on the light

[dizzyblonde]

See, I know the problem with all these women in everyones pictures in this thread, and its a very big problem.........
















.......not one of them is blonde :smt061

[Wideboy]

what a name dropper thread.

[Jayneflakes]

Hmmm, judging by the state of that rock, she is in need of some imodium. :smt120


Is it just me or does it look like the woman in the OP ate something a bit dodgy the night before and followed through spectacularly???

No, not just you dear, although I thought it was something pretty nasty!

See, I know the problem with all these women in everyones pictures in this thread, and its a very big problem.........


.......not one of them is blonde :smt061

Is not the one on the left of my photo a blonde? :smile:

I went out with a blonde girl once or twice and she was evil, dirty yes which had its moments, but her evil over ruled everything else! :smt022

[dizzyblonde]

Is not the one on the left of my photo a blonde? :smile:





Nope!


All of these women are dark, sure some have lighter shades over their dark hair, but non are blondes.


Collar, cuffs......oh and matching eyebrows :p

[Littlepeahead]

None of them are ginger either! I'm not sure any have collar and cuffs Lou, I think these ladies use more wax than your average candle factory.

Meanwhile I was kept awake last night by shagging hedgehogs. I never knew that cute little Mrs Tiggywinkles was capable of such grunting and wailing and it went on for several hours! I'm all for having a pair of them living in the garden eating all the slugs but good grief, I had to take a torch out there in the end and ask them to keep the noise down while bribing them with a plate of cat food.

[Biker Biggles]

None of them are ginger either! I'm not sure any have collar and cuffs Lou, I think these ladies use more wax than your average candle factory.

Meanwhile I was kept awake last night by shagging hedgehogs. I never knew that cute little Mrs Tiggywinkles was capable of such grunting and wailing and it went on for several hours! I'm all for having a pair of them living in the garden eating all the slugs but good grief, I had to take a torch out there in the end and ask them to keep the noise down while bribing them with a plate of cat food.

I can think of easier ways to stay awake than shagging a hedgehog:smt022

It takes all sorts I suppose;)

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

I can think of easier ways to stay awake than shagging a hedgehog:smt022

It takes all sorts I suppose;)

:winner:

[Jayneflakes]

I can think of easier ways to stay awake than shagging a hedgehog:smt022

It takes all sorts I suppose;)


The joys of the English language, I am sure that it evolved as a language just to amuse dirty minded folk like me! :laughat:

[Littlepeahead]

My use of English clearly needs a bit of work. I'll leave someone else to make the jokes about small *****s.

Poor old Shane Warne broke his wrist in the match yesterday and is now in a cast and sling, which the surgeon has set at such a height that if Warne stands next to anyone female in photos it looks like he's trying to cop a feel of their bosom. I only realised as I was about to take a photo of the deputy CEO's 15 year old daughter with him last night and realised it was all looking a bit Rolf Harris!

Anyway Ms Scotland/Trinidad showed off a trait last night that I think is vile, she was chewing gum, with her mouth open, at a very smart champagne reception. Ugggghhhhh, not classy at all.

[keith_d]

Meanwhile I was kept awake last night by shagging hedgehogs...

So, how long before you're lying in the mud photographing baby hedgehogs??

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

If she can't chew gum with her mouth closed I bet she can't walk and talk at the same time. I hate gum.

[Lozzo]

She's alright I suppose. Bet the org ladies have bags more personality though, and some of them look just as good with the lights off ;-)

[socommk23]

Its better when they are attractive and ride a motorbike. A vtwin to be precise. Like my girl.

[dawn07]

I was married to a gorgeous bodybuilder for many years.......never again.
Next time [ if I get another go at love] I'm going for a short ginger guy that has a big willie and makes me laugh x;)

[Littlepeahead]

I was married to a gorgeous bodybuilder for many years.......never again.
Next time [ if I get another go at love] I'm going for a short ginger guy that has a big willie and makes me laugh x;)

Well he's not exactly short and I can't comment on his willie :smt103 but he is sort of gingery and he makes the rest of us laugh... have you met Treacle???

[Bibio]

I was married to a gorgeous bodybuilder for many years.......never again.
Next time [ if I get another go at love] I'm going for a short ginger guy that has a big willie and makes me laugh x;)

if i were only single ;) only thing missing is ginger hair but dont worry it's fast going grey.

[Jayneflakes]

I'm going for a short ginger guy that has a big willie that makes me laugh x;)

Try these guys... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis)
:thumbsup:

[dawn07]

Haha! Love it Jayne! Thank you x