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andrewsmith
22-03-15, 10:58 PM
What if I wasn't too sexy for his shirt? (courtesy of the legend Lozzo)
I think you can work out how it works
munkygunn182
22-03-15, 10:58 PM
What if people did like you when you were 23?
andrewsmith
22-03-15, 11:02 PM
What if Two tribes didn't go to war?
What if it they weren't looking for Lional Richey after all!!!
dizzyblonde
22-03-15, 11:08 PM
What if Two tribes didn't go to war?
Well me and Pegasus may not have met ..... .... :o
TicklinJock
22-03-15, 11:47 PM
What if a picture didn't paint a thousand words,
Would Banksy just be a signwriter?
Jayneflakes
22-03-15, 11:50 PM
Hva hvis himmelen ikke klart?
squirrel_hunter
23-03-15, 12:26 AM
What if ninety-nine red balloons don't go by?
carelesschucca
23-03-15, 12:56 AM
what if he hadn't lied at 17.
Littlepeahead
23-03-15, 07:05 AM
Motorhead had got the seven of clubs?
andrewsmith
23-03-15, 07:20 AM
What if it didn't start raining blood
Littlepeahead
23-03-15, 08:01 AM
Tommy had been a merchant banker instead of working on the docks
Gina worked as a celebrity chef instead of in the diner all day
And they were both atheists...
widepants
23-03-15, 08:16 AM
What if walter white wasnt married to a biiiitch
maviczap
23-03-15, 08:36 AM
What if these two lanes took us somewhere, instead of anywhere
Jayneflakes
23-03-15, 10:01 AM
What if all in all it is not just another brick in the wall?
What is Gary Newman rode a bicycle?
Jambo
dizzyblonde
23-03-15, 10:28 AM
What if you chose to take neither blue or red pill?
What if the stress of being shot at all day meant Kyle Reece and Sarah Connor just cuddled and fell asleep.
Littlepeahead
23-03-15, 10:58 AM
For poor old Elton what if... he'd only had a torch in the wind, there had been no yellow bricks, only tarmac, the arcade had replaced the pinball with air hockey, there were only happy songs, he was forced to sit, the baby had had hazel eyes, only women could have space ships, everyone decided to do yoga on Saturdays instead of being violent, the sun had set, and it turned out that 'Schadenfreude' seemed to be the hardest word.
Jayneflakes
23-03-15, 12:07 PM
What if the words had been spoken and the deeds had been done?
Sir Trev
23-03-15, 01:38 PM
What if the night boat went to Luxor?
What if Klingons were on the port bow?
ClunkintheUK
23-03-15, 02:31 PM
What if they were on the highway to Nando's?
(it worse then that its physics L3nny)
What if Starships were not meant to fly and it was a happy accident?
What if Dire Straits and Chris Rea merged would they become Dire Rea???
andrewsmith
23-03-15, 09:14 PM
What if 50 shades of grey was a different colour
squirrel_hunter
23-03-15, 11:25 PM
What if ridicule is something Prince Charming should be scared of?
Littlepeahead
24-03-15, 08:13 AM
What if he hadn't lived in a house, a very big house in the county but a small studio flat in Peckham?
And feeding the sparrows, sometimes the dirty pigeons had given him an enormous sense of dissatisfaction and left him vaguely sad for the rest of the day?
garynortheast
24-03-15, 08:47 AM
What if the guy who works in the chip shop swore he was Tommy Cooper?
What if I believed I could fly and touch the sky but fell back to earth like captain Tom.
If she was a fast machine and kept her motor clean would it be with mr muscle or acf50?
What if she shook me all night long would I thank her in the morning?
What if the dogs were not let out and instead used their collective genius to escape and frame a human?
swaffle
24-03-15, 09:30 AM
What if the cat wasnt in the cradle with the silver spoon?
maviczap
24-03-15, 09:31 AM
What if, it was a stairway to hell
swaffle
24-03-15, 09:49 AM
What if Thunderbirds weren't go, and what if the spectrum wasn't green?
What if Venietian blinds were banned, would it be curtains for all of us?
Littlepeahead
24-03-15, 10:57 AM
What if Fort Knox was really just an airing cupboard filled with old towels?
atassiedevil
24-03-15, 11:36 AM
What if there WAS a spoon?
what if Newton was drinking cider in a field seeing bubbles rise to the surface of his glass instead of sitting under a tree.
garynortheast
24-03-15, 09:08 PM
What if the guy who worked down the chip shop WAS Elvis?
munkygunn182
24-03-15, 10:37 PM
What if I was gonna go to school, but didn't get high?
What if smarties are really thickies in disguise!!!
what if morning never broke
What if the Isle Of Man was female!!!
What if, it was a stairway to hell
Or a highway to Heaven?
BanannaMan
25-03-15, 05:16 AM
What if it were just a wee short way to the top if you want to rock and roll?
What if it were will be fooled again?
What if these boots weren't made for walking?
What if it were paint it white?
maviczap
25-03-15, 07:14 AM
What if i was satisfied
What if couldn't find my way home.
Geodude
25-03-15, 08:07 AM
What if i forgot i was a womble
What if I knew you were trouble but decided to shake it off and ended up getting back together?
Wow now that really would be a love story ;)
What if she din't tell me to walk this way, talk this way?
What if the chances of anything coming from Mars weren't a million to one?
What if Clarkson just went to bed instead
what if diana wasnt dirty, would people stop writing on vans !
What if I couldn't see paradise by the dashboard light.
Would I be waiting for the end of time to hurry up arrive.
andrewsmith
25-03-15, 10:18 PM
What if meat loaf didn't go like a bat out of hell
Souldude
25-03-15, 11:00 PM
What if Mary's son was called Brian
BanannaMan
26-03-15, 12:05 AM
What if up was down, black was white and everything you thought was true was a lie?
Red ones
26-03-15, 02:28 AM
What if size didn't matter?
kaivalagi
26-03-15, 03:48 AM
What if offshore outsourcing was just a bad dream?
what if harry met a waitress in a cocktail bar and sally did voiceovers for commercials instead.
maviczap
26-03-15, 12:40 PM
What if, we were born to walk
What if NASA found out the moon was made of cheese,would it send their astronauts crackers!!!
What if "it really is Butter....
What if they were all California girls ....
andrewsmith
12-04-15, 07:24 AM
What if Lemmy wasn't a damaged case
What if Chubby Checker suddenly lost a lot of weight!!!
What if Kate Bush was a foot taller,would she have been a tree!!!
Balky001
12-04-15, 02:59 PM
What if we are on a road to somewhere and I do know where we've been;
or you know who will drive you home, tonight?
What if Archimedes had a shower?
Littlepeahead
12-04-15, 06:01 PM
What if you didn't have to fight, for your right, to PAAAAAAAAARRRTTTYYY!
garynortheast
12-04-15, 07:22 PM
What if they were very expensive sunglasses?
Mr Speirs
12-04-15, 09:09 PM
What if you took the low road and I took the high road?
Balky001
12-04-15, 09:33 PM
What if Carling made Carlsberg
BanannaMan
13-04-15, 05:04 AM
What if Jeremy Clarkson were (the next) Prime Minister?
DJFridge
17-04-15, 10:41 PM
What if pigs could fly?
Balky001
19-04-15, 12:11 AM
what if a sausage couldn't roll?
squirrel_hunter
19-04-15, 12:36 AM
What if you could feed your Mogwai after midnight?
phi-dan
19-04-15, 08:28 AM
What if one ring didn't rule them all?
Littlepeahead
19-04-15, 10:40 AM
Rick Astley decided he would give you up?
(I wouldn't normally listen to Rick Astley, but it's on Radio 4 of all places!)
What if counterfactuals happened?
BanannaMan
23-04-15, 04:13 AM
What if it were 'Keep on Mod'ing in the free world' ?
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