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Bluepete
22-12-15, 12:55 PM
Go on then, you lot are clever.

Where have I put my watch? It's a Seiko on a stainless bracelet.

Last seen on my wrist a week or two ago, I don't wear it all the time.

No, it's not on my wrist now, although I did just check!

Help please!

Pete ;)

embee
22-12-15, 01:01 PM
Whenever trying to find something, it's always in the last place you look, so look there first.

Bluepete
22-12-15, 01:16 PM
See, Mrs BP said that. It's not there either...

Pete ;)

Littlepeahead
22-12-15, 01:18 PM
Done any DIY, check in toolbox.

Shelves in kitchen. That's where I found my lost wedding ring that I must have taken off to knead dough.

Down the side of the sofa cushions/between mattress and headboard?

Red Herring
22-12-15, 01:37 PM
Pete mate, don't worry you won't miss it that much..... I took mine off the day I left the job and it hasn't been back on since. I haven't a clue where it is now and I don't care!

Anyway, what's all this "ex motorcyclist" bit? It's not that time already is it......

maviczap
22-12-15, 02:08 PM
Have you checked the other wrist?

Biker Biggles
22-12-15, 02:52 PM
It will be somewhere.Only time will tell.

Or should that be it will tell time only somewhere?

Mark_h
22-12-15, 04:43 PM
If you find my wife's watch in your search, please let me know. Sounds like a ladies version of yours.

Bluepete
22-12-15, 05:04 PM
Pete mate, don't worry you won't miss it that much..... I took mine off the day I left the job and it hasn't been back on since. I haven't a clue where it is now and I don't care!

Anyway, what's all this "ex motorcyclist" bit? It's not that time already is it......

Yada Yada Yada.

12 years to go, minimum.

As for ex motorcyclist, that's cos I've not got a bike at the moment. Funds were needed, mistakes were made etc!

Pete ;)

Kenzie
22-12-15, 06:37 PM
My wife always replays what she did when she last had something. Usually works for me as well.

maviczap
22-12-15, 06:50 PM
5
12 years to go, minimum.

Pete ;)

Don't you get time off for good behaviour?

oh no its the people you put away that get that privilege.

Start digging the escape tunnel Pete. :chef:

pookie
22-12-15, 06:58 PM
Ask Uri gellar. I reckon its in your jacket pocket.

Actually Dynamo had it the last time you saw him. I'd call the cops if I were you ;)

littleoldman2
22-12-15, 07:06 PM
As it's the pantomime season "IT'S BEHIND YOU"

Bluepete
22-12-15, 07:14 PM
As it's the pantomime season "IT'S BEHIND YOU"

OH NO IT'S NOT!

Pete ;)

andrewsmith
22-12-15, 08:28 PM
OH YES IT IS

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Geodude
22-12-15, 08:59 PM
My third eye says the chickens have it.

Teejayexc
22-12-15, 09:11 PM
My third eye says the chickens have it.

Is that the third eye that's looking down the chimney ? :smt111

Geodude
23-12-15, 09:02 AM
Is that the third eye that's looking down the chimney ? :smt111

:p ;)

Fen Tiger
23-12-15, 09:43 AM
Is it a Seeko or a Roamer?

Sorry, warped humour tendency.

shiftin_gear98
23-12-15, 10:07 AM
Give up looking for it, the law of Sod, will say as long as you look you won't find it.
Give up and it shall appear.
Do you have grandkids? If you do it could be anywhere....

maviczap
23-12-15, 05:14 PM
You found it yet Pete

Bluepete
23-12-15, 05:36 PM
No.

Pete :(

maviczap
23-12-15, 06:18 PM
:(

timwilky
23-12-15, 07:05 PM
Thanks, you prompted me to check my watch is still in the safe and the wife hasn't pawned it.

Damn, battery needs changing!

Bluepete
23-12-15, 08:49 PM
Thanks, you prompted me to check my watch is still in the safe and the wife hasn't pawned it.

Damn, battery needs changing!

Is mine in there?

Pete ;)

Biker Biggles
23-12-15, 09:56 PM
Best go and buy another one.
Then it will turn up.

timwilky
24-12-15, 09:33 AM
Thanks, you prompted me to check my watch is still in the safe and the wife hasn't pawned it.

Damn, battery needs changing!

Is mine in there?


Pete ;)

No the wife must have made another mistake and pawned yours

Red ones
24-12-15, 10:52 AM
Bluepete, have you been helping any farmers or vets with calving recently?

tj2
25-12-15, 07:44 AM
I think he just had one off the wrist..............

Kenzie
25-12-15, 08:52 AM
No joy on your watch, but my wife did buy me an awesome Pulsar for Christmas.

Red Herring
25-12-15, 10:26 AM
I bet it turns up in his stocking.....

Bluepete
25-12-15, 05:13 PM
Nothing!

It's nearly officially lost. Hopefully, a new new one will come up in the sales.

Pete ;)

maviczap
25-12-15, 05:27 PM
Same as my mums false teeth, officially missing in action. Need a GPS tag for the new set

punyXpress
25-12-15, 05:47 PM
Bluepete, have you been helping any farmers or vets with calving recently?
Nearly - it's solar powered, and it's where the sun don't shine? ;)

mattSV
25-12-15, 10:59 PM
Have you tried lost property?

Red Herring
26-12-15, 11:20 AM
Have you tried lost property?

Otherwise known as the floor around the wife's side of the bed........;)

Bluepete
26-12-15, 12:57 PM
Otherwise known as the floor around the wife's side of the bed........;)

That's a dark, scary place where no man should ever go. Much like their handbags. I'd rather just buy a new one than go there!

Pete ;)

BanannaMan
27-12-15, 05:01 AM
It's up high somewhere.
Maybe on a shelf or on top of something.

Been doing any projects lately?
Perhaps take it off to work or clean hands?

Littlepeahead
27-12-15, 10:11 AM
Pockets. Dressing gown, gardening coat, fleece you don't often wear.

I lost my credit card for a week, I know it was in the house. Of course I forgot I'd bought something online early one morning wearing my dressing gown, it was in the pocket.

Bottom of the laundry basket?

Kenzie
27-12-15, 12:39 PM
Did you even own the watch to begin with?

Sent from my Kindle Fire

Bluepete
27-12-15, 06:38 PM
I've officially declared it lost.

New Seiko ordered, so the old one will now run up, probably just after the new one arrives!

New one in the sales, including online voucher code is £55 instead of about £170.

Thanks for the sensible suggestions, the rest of you, thanks for nothing!

Pete ;)

maviczap
27-12-15, 06:52 PM
You're welcome

pookie
27-12-15, 07:16 PM
your welcome ;) dont thank us its what we do!

andrewsmith
28-12-15, 08:27 AM
I'll now put money on its in a homebrew vat

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