How to blow up a whale...

[Seeker]

...a lesson for our times.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/04/06/this-doncaster-council-thread-looks-totally-random-but-makes-its-point-brilliantly/

(from Doncaster Council twitter via thepoke.co.uk)

[punyXpress]

What do you think happens to cattle that pop their clogs high up in the Alps ?

[Craig380]

They could have known how much dynamite to use if they'd ascertained the mass of the whale beforehand.

But perhaps they didn't have a whale-weigh station nearby.

[shiftin_gear98]

1/2 a tonne of TNT, I would have liked to have seen that. KAFURKINGBOOM
Although I bet the smell was pretty rank.

[Adam Ef]

"DON’T IGNORE THE ADVICE THAT EXPERTS GIVE YOU"


hmmmm..

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