Conundrum solved

[Seeker]

The Scotch egg is not a substantial meal.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-what-is-a-substantial-meal-minister-says-scotch-egg-counts-as-pubs-brace-for-tier-change-12143814

I'm pleased that our £88k per year MPs have clarified that, it isn't like they had anything important to deal with right now. :rolleyes:

[Bibio]

it dont matter. if your dumb enough to go out for a meal, cinema etc.etc during high risk then your deserve all you get.... in fact i think if you do go out ''socialising'' then its £100 at the door and that £100 goes straight to the NHS.

[Seeker]

Newsflash: 14:50 1/12/2020

In yet another Tory u-turn, the Scotch egg is a substantial meal after all:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/01/scotch-egg-is-definitely-a-substantial-meal-says-michael-gove

Watch this space for further egg-siting info. :D