Seeker
13-03-22, 01:44 PM
Home ownership and the joys of discovering your house was previously owned by a bodger.
I inherited my current house from my parents, my Dad was a meticulous, conscientious worker who wouldn't allow bodges at work or home. This leaves the culprit to be the house's first owner who we will call Mr. R.
Mr R liked electrical chocolate blocks, if you're unfamiliar this is one:
https://www.difvan.com/chocolate-block-electrical/
I should point out that Mr R (or one of his minions) has broken the ring main of the property so it's no longer a loop.
As your travels in the property lead you into the attics (it's a dormer, so I have a front and back attic) like buried treasure these chocolate blocks emerge from under the insulation, easily recognisable by their feet of black insulating tape wrapped around them. I have found 5 so far.
The best one supplied garage power - a chocolate block supplied the feed and then a cable ran over the length of the hall and kitchen (30 feet), emerged outside the house, crossed a path into the garage (another 15 feet) where it fed two outlets and the lights. It wasn't possible to isolate the garage power. Why didn't he bodge it from the kitchen which would have made for a much smaller cable run? Who knows? I have had it replaced with an armoured cable connected to a separate circuit breaker in the house with another circuit breaker inside the garage.
This brings us to the latest find:
I'm stripping wallpaper and I find a lump, partially buried into the wall with plaster/polyfilla, it is obscured by the edge of the fitted wardrobes. On close examination my heart sinks, the lump, which is black, is insulating tape. Once more of the wallpaper has been removed the trail of the wiring can be followed to the lump: it is chocolate block #6.
I'm guessing that he ran a cable for a socket or a light and then Mrs R decided she wanted fitted wardrobes. No problem he said and fitted a chocolate block to terminate the cable, partially burying it in the wall (why partially? Another 5 mins work and it could have been buried competely). To compound the bodge (I mean, why stop there?), he ran another cable inside the fitted wardrobes, which dives into the wall and reappears at a socket, presumably to replace the one that was partially buried by the wardrobe. Naturally the hole he carved for the socket is far too large but nothing that the some Polyfilla and wallpaper won't almost cover. Good grief.
Options? I don't know if it's a live cable so I ought to try and dig it out, remove the feet of tape (based on previous finds) and check. It also means that somewhere, at the other end of the cable, will be chocolate block #7. The problem is that the wardrobe covers it, or part of it, making access tricky. Attic access over that part of room is also difficult because of Mr R's other workmanship (see below).
The only other option would be to plaster over it and make a smoother lump than is currently there, but then I would be a bodger, too. I'll sleep on it.
Mr R was a pipefitter by trade - I have had to have my central heating repiped because when he installed it he didn't lag the (in floor) pipes properly and they rotted. The c/heating pipes in the attic look a bit like an M. C. Escher drawing, at times climbing a couple of feet for unknown reasons (other than making it difficult to navigate the attic space) and with valves of unknown purpose daring you to turn them off. When the heating was repiped the heating engineer and I agreed not to mention them again after his questioning their purpose.
Edit - it kept nagging at the back of my mind so I dug it out. It is live.
I inherited my current house from my parents, my Dad was a meticulous, conscientious worker who wouldn't allow bodges at work or home. This leaves the culprit to be the house's first owner who we will call Mr. R.
Mr R liked electrical chocolate blocks, if you're unfamiliar this is one:
https://www.difvan.com/chocolate-block-electrical/
I should point out that Mr R (or one of his minions) has broken the ring main of the property so it's no longer a loop.
As your travels in the property lead you into the attics (it's a dormer, so I have a front and back attic) like buried treasure these chocolate blocks emerge from under the insulation, easily recognisable by their feet of black insulating tape wrapped around them. I have found 5 so far.
The best one supplied garage power - a chocolate block supplied the feed and then a cable ran over the length of the hall and kitchen (30 feet), emerged outside the house, crossed a path into the garage (another 15 feet) where it fed two outlets and the lights. It wasn't possible to isolate the garage power. Why didn't he bodge it from the kitchen which would have made for a much smaller cable run? Who knows? I have had it replaced with an armoured cable connected to a separate circuit breaker in the house with another circuit breaker inside the garage.
This brings us to the latest find:
I'm stripping wallpaper and I find a lump, partially buried into the wall with plaster/polyfilla, it is obscured by the edge of the fitted wardrobes. On close examination my heart sinks, the lump, which is black, is insulating tape. Once more of the wallpaper has been removed the trail of the wiring can be followed to the lump: it is chocolate block #6.
I'm guessing that he ran a cable for a socket or a light and then Mrs R decided she wanted fitted wardrobes. No problem he said and fitted a chocolate block to terminate the cable, partially burying it in the wall (why partially? Another 5 mins work and it could have been buried competely). To compound the bodge (I mean, why stop there?), he ran another cable inside the fitted wardrobes, which dives into the wall and reappears at a socket, presumably to replace the one that was partially buried by the wardrobe. Naturally the hole he carved for the socket is far too large but nothing that the some Polyfilla and wallpaper won't almost cover. Good grief.
Options? I don't know if it's a live cable so I ought to try and dig it out, remove the feet of tape (based on previous finds) and check. It also means that somewhere, at the other end of the cable, will be chocolate block #7. The problem is that the wardrobe covers it, or part of it, making access tricky. Attic access over that part of room is also difficult because of Mr R's other workmanship (see below).
The only other option would be to plaster over it and make a smoother lump than is currently there, but then I would be a bodger, too. I'll sleep on it.
Mr R was a pipefitter by trade - I have had to have my central heating repiped because when he installed it he didn't lag the (in floor) pipes properly and they rotted. The c/heating pipes in the attic look a bit like an M. C. Escher drawing, at times climbing a couple of feet for unknown reasons (other than making it difficult to navigate the attic space) and with valves of unknown purpose daring you to turn them off. When the heating was repiped the heating engineer and I agreed not to mention them again after his questioning their purpose.
Edit - it kept nagging at the back of my mind so I dug it out. It is live.