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Daz
06-02-04, 09:54 PM
Bluebell has just got a new bike and refered to it as a he. I was just wondering what gender (he/she/it) you use when talking about your bike?

:-k I've always thought about my bike as an 'it'.

fourpaws
06-02-04, 09:59 PM
:) "she's" gonna have to be a she... 2nd love of my life after the wife... oh I suppose the pooch may have to figure in there as well but Im not toooo sure... hmmm

Daz
06-02-04, 10:11 PM
2nd love of my life after the wife...

:-s Does your wife know you are having an affair? :wink:

Akula
06-02-04, 10:29 PM
Definetely a 'SHE' ive even named my cars before now, im not sure who comes first, the wife or the bike ;) ahh well time will tell.

Regards

Akula

aka Martin

ophic
06-02-04, 10:45 PM
i'd go with she... wives and bikes, they both cost a lot of money after dumping them

SteveNZ
06-02-04, 11:13 PM
i'd go with she... wives and bikes, they both cost a lot of money after dumping them

:lol:

Generally vehicles of any form, be it motorcycle, car or boat, all tend to be "she", not often (if ever) I've seen otherwise, although I can imagine that a big supercharged V8 Dodge wouldn't really be right being labelled as "she".

At any rate, my SV650 is certainly a she. Only female I can be bothered with at the moment ;-)

Do the ladies on the forum refer to their machines as he or she?

Ken McCulloch
06-02-04, 11:48 PM
Who ever heard of a boy named Suzi? Of course she's a girl. Talk nicely to her and she goes like the clappers :lol:

Viney
07-02-04, 01:02 AM
Mines a she, and shes called Doris!

SVTONYB
07-02-04, 01:44 AM
ah only ride shes........cant think of me ridin a he......especially one called suzi

Cronos
07-02-04, 08:01 AM
Definetely a 'SHE' ive even named my cars before now, im not sure who comes first, the wife or the bike ;) ahh well time will tell.

The bike will never go saggy.....

...... but then again the wife'll never go rusty!

Anonymous
07-02-04, 11:46 AM
hadnt really thought about it, Im not one of these people that give their bikes and cars names but I suppose it would have to be a he (dont like the idea of riding a she) and I do give it a good thrashing every now and then something you should never do to a female so yes definitely HE :shock:

regularly use the term screwing the nuts off it, has to be male really :lol:

Anonymous
07-02-04, 12:25 PM
Definitely a she, its my replacement for a she, and keeps me nicely occupied and generally out of trouble!

Mech
07-02-04, 12:56 PM
Definitely a she....

She's called Eve as well (From the numberplate W***EEV :)

She's normally a great ride, but occasionally, (usually in poor weather) she can behave like a little bitch.

the oaf
07-02-04, 02:10 PM
I've got a Cagiva Xtra Raptor as well, and am in no doubts about that black beast being a "he"... which means that my SV in the "she" in my stable.

chutz
07-02-04, 02:47 PM
Mine's defintitely a she for reasons already posted by other riders. It just wouldn't be right slinging my leg over a he and going to heaven and back. :D

kitana
07-02-04, 03:45 PM
Mines a she :D

But the name Bubbles (or Bubs) doesnt really give it away...... :roll:

My other half likes to make her sound hard/tuff by calling her Race Bitch Bubbles says it all really..........

SDB
07-02-04, 06:42 PM
sometimes IT but usually babe (just to annoy the Mrs) - so she.

harrisman
07-02-04, 10:41 PM
Definately a "SHE" its my little tart and i am proud to say it! I look after her and care for her make things for her and in return i get the biggest grin on my face every time i go out with her!!!! Why cant i find a women like that? Must be looking in the wrong places! She's my baby and i love her to bits. :D

svsk2
07-02-04, 10:57 PM
Definately a "she".

Itching 2 go
07-02-04, 11:08 PM
Definately a "she".
yes would look a bit funny riding a bloke now then wouldn't it :wink:

svsk2
07-02-04, 11:14 PM
is there such a thing as a homosexual bike? :?

Itching 2 go
07-02-04, 11:16 PM
is there such a thing as a homosexual bike? :?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well i can only asume so maybe the poll should be a bit broarder :wink:

svsk2
07-02-04, 11:27 PM
Probably covered under "it"

Itching 2 go
07-02-04, 11:28 PM
Probably covered under "it"o thats the one i voted for and now i cant change it oops :oops:

svsk2
07-02-04, 11:34 PM
Have you just outed yourself?

Itching 2 go
07-02-04, 11:36 PM
Have you just outed yourself?ummmm
NO, I RIDE A GIRL BIKE!

svsk2
07-02-04, 11:39 PM
Itching 2 go wrote:



[/quote]ummmm
NO, I RIDE A GIRL BIKE![/quote]

Bet that's the first time someone has said that about a TL! :lol:

Itching 2 go
07-02-04, 11:41 PM
Itching 2 go wrote:



ummmm
NO, I RIDE A GIRL BIKE![/quote]

Bet that's the first time someone has said that about a TL! :lol:[/quote]

i love my bike :love:

svsk2
08-02-04, 12:26 AM
Bet you still trade it in for the GSXR. :twisted:

Itching 2 go
08-02-04, 12:36 AM
Bet you still trade it in for the GSXR. :twisted:
maybe but not for 6 months though

Anonymous
08-02-04, 08:37 AM
Definately a "SHE" its my little tart and i am proud to say it! I look after her and care for her make things for her and in return i get the biggest grin on my face every time i go out with her!!!! Why cant i find a women like that? Must be looking in the wrong places! She's my baby and i love her to bits. :D

Made me :D

Vicky
09-02-04, 09:41 AM
I'm a bit out of place on this forum as my bike's not called Suzi - it's called Duke for obvious reasons. This would suggest it's a boy BUT how can anything with a glittery tank be male?! So I'll vote for a fourth option - confused!

RenamedMonkey
09-02-04, 10:11 AM
Mine is female for sure....

dazzerj
09-02-04, 10:27 AM
I hope this post is not read by any psycology students, it could prove to be an interesting Degree paper.

That aside, I guess mine's a 'she' but really it's too small for gender to matter and is referred to as 'my little SV' in most chat.

But she is black and slinky!

CoolGirl
09-02-04, 10:36 AM
Both my SVs have been boys. The K1 was called SylVester (Isaac named him) and the current one's Thomas (as in Tom and Jerry).

And guess what? They're the only blokes I've ever been able to rely on! :lol: :lol:

Debs

martyl
09-02-04, 12:03 PM
Definately a she, I just don't think I could be comfortable sitting astride a he!!!

gerbilion
09-02-04, 12:36 PM
mine is definately a girly ! she drains all ma money, can be tempramental, have a mind of her own (at the wrong time!) but can also give me so much fun and pleasure !!!!! :wink:=P~ :D :lol:

debbie
09-02-04, 06:26 PM
Even though I'm a girl I refer to my beauty as a 'she'.

You don't get males looking that pretty :roll: (well, most of the time) and she's far more reliable too !

bootsock
09-02-04, 08:17 PM
A she obviously, Suzy the Suzuki, an ideal partner to my other motor, Leo the Clio! lol

Ping
10-02-04, 03:09 PM
Mine's a he. I've named him 'The Jolly Roger'... Roger for short.

:)

Anonymous
10-02-04, 03:13 PM
Mine's a he. I've named him 'The Jolly Roger'... Roger for short.

:)

:shock: Are YOU a he or a she, Ping?

Ping
10-02-04, 03:16 PM
I'm a she.

:D

Anonymous
10-02-04, 03:18 PM
Thank goodness for that....I now see with Avatar.

benHallowes
10-02-04, 05:21 PM
"he loves being ridden hard..." :shock:


ewwww, doesn't sound nice/ right unless your a woman or your name is claude/ jermaine...



gotta be a 'she'





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