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Stig
24-01-05, 03:32 PM
OK so Friday after work it's Soho night. I leave work, turn right. As I am turning right I notice a scooter has just turned into the road from the left.

I'm in a good mood, the week has finished, the roads are dry and I am about to see all my friends again. To make it even better I get the chance to "show off" in front of this scooter boy.

As soon as I had straightened up on the road, I opened the throttle. A nice power wheelie should look quite impressive me thinks. You know the ones I mean. Hard acceleration with the front wheel lifting slowly but surely as the power increases. :thumbsup:.

Well the front wheel got about a foot in the air, when the rear tyre decided that it was being asked to do too much. It span. It span quite a lot.

This caused the inevitable. The rear wheel span to the side and I went down like the proverbial bag of poop.

Just before I did my commando roll in the road, I watched and heard my bike careering on down the road on its side, gracefully doing a pirouette. I noticed that it was actually heading towards a car parked on the side of the road some 15 to 20 feet further up.

I finished my roll and looked up the road to see that my bike had become stationary in the middle of the road. I got up and ran towards the bike. Not necessarily to check the damage, but rather more to free the throttle as it was revving its nuts off.

As I was picking the bike up, the damn scooter rider came over to give me a helping hand. He was suitable impressed with the show that he had just witnessed. "Jeez" the scooter boy said. "That was awsome, are you OK?"

"Yeah, I'm fine thanks" I replied rather sheepishly.

By this time I have remembered that the last time I saw the bike it was careering towards the said car. Time to check the damage then. We both walked back to the car and checked the damage.

Errrrrr "Are you sure you saw it hit the car?" :? I ask. "Yeah" he says, "It bounced right off the side, big time". "This car?" I say pointing at the unmarked car that we came to examine. "Yes this one" he says.

I would just like to point out that there were no other cars parked on this part of the road. It's just that there was not a single mark on the car. On very close examination I could see where the rear tyre had hit the tyre of the car and bounced away again. 8) 8)

Back to the bike, handlebar slightly bent, both indicators hanging off the bike, :( but both working. :thumbsup: Front light and mirror scraped. :cry: Can scraped and the link pipe dented a little. :( Front brake lever snapped off :( (all of two weeks old) :x and the rear brake toe piece snapped off. :cry: The tank is probably dented a bit more but then it was dented to high heaven already. Cant be bothered to take the tank cover off and have a look. At worst it will look the same as the other side now. :lol:

Small rip in my jacket, boot scuffed a little, visor scratched and the helmet scratched. :cry: :cry:

Actually considered carrying on my way to Soho, but decided against it and rode the bike home. :roll: :roll:

So there we are that's what happened. :shock:

Conclusion to this is that a power wheelie on stone cold tyres on a cold stone road will equal a rear wheel spin and a consequent trip down the road on ones ass and the bike on its side.

Lesson learnt. I just wish I would stop learning these lessons the hard way. :roll: :roll: :(

Warren
24-01-05, 03:34 PM
bad luck man.

lucky it bounced off the tyre - otherwise insurance would have made it worse for ya.

Iansv
24-01-05, 03:34 PM
so its true what they say in no-one likes a show off then :?


glad your ok... Not giving you anymore panels tho :lol:

Anonymous
24-01-05, 03:35 PM
That'll not teach you :lol:

Kate
24-01-05, 03:39 PM
Well, scooter boy was suitably impressed anyway.

Scoobs
24-01-05, 03:40 PM
That'll not teach you :lol:

Just waiting for the next crashing installment!

Come back folks, same time next week (I hope not though).

Take it easy chimp boy.

Mythkind
24-01-05, 03:44 PM
Glad you're ok, however the thing thats shocked me the most was that the scooter boy seemed to be a fairly decent bloke!?!? Thats blown my whole belief system out of the water. :shock:

MK

lynw
24-01-05, 03:47 PM
:shock: :roll: #-o

glad youre alright though....

Flamin_Squirrel
24-01-05, 03:48 PM
Glad you and the bike are ok, and that you havn't been rumbled by mrs bigape :shock:

Jabba
24-01-05, 03:52 PM
Lesson learnt. I just wish I would stop learning these lessons the hard way. :roll: :roll: :(

Hip in one piece? Check!
Legs in one piece? Check!
Arms in one piece? Check!
Brain intact? Well, kinda............... :lol:






Glad you're OK :thumbsup:

fizzwheel
24-01-05, 03:58 PM
Glad your OK

will
24-01-05, 03:58 PM
woops! :roll: glad it was not worse for you.

saw someone do something similar in the summer on my commute in involving a firestorm, traffic bollards (he couldn't see them with the front wheel up!) and a council dustbin lorry. rider got frustrated by traffic hold ups, revved the nuts of his firestorm, hoiked a big one and it all went wrong from there.........no one hurt but could have been bad.

he had a bigger audience too!

northwind
24-01-05, 04:02 PM
You absolute ****! No fund for you this time!

But what can we expect? Strangely, young spotty males are always more impressed by a stunt gone wrong than one carried off perfectly- there were two scooter kids at Knockhill when I did my 60moh running dismount and they'd been completely unimpressed by people nailing the hairpin perfectly lap after lap- but slide along on your head and you're a hero!

lynw
24-01-05, 04:04 PM
I think the hero worship comes from them seeing you get up from a slide... gives them hope :wink: :lol:

mysteryjimbo
24-01-05, 04:08 PM
again???? :lol:

Glad your ok!

Smiffy
24-01-05, 04:18 PM
Pudding!

I managed to snake the back everywhere [unintentionally] to get away from a plonker at the lights yesterday. Cold tyres and greasy roads, yuk. I did notice that my new can sounds awesome though while I was trying to work out why I wasn't further down the road and why the back felt funny!

Glad you're ok. Listening to other people's stories, I am thinking about carrying a pair of spare levers, just in case. Good plan?

Mr Toad
24-01-05, 04:19 PM
This move to be known as 'The BigApe', to distinguish it from the slightly less impressive 'Jonboy' manoeuvre . . .

Glad you're OK, and the bike too :wink:

Sid Squid
24-01-05, 04:20 PM
Oooooops, crash, bang "F*CK!!!! "

chutz
24-01-05, 04:24 PM
Ape you plonker!!! :lol:

Glad you're ok dude, and hopefully not too much damage done apart from the old ego!!!

If you need any stoppie tips then there is a certain Selkent member who would be more than happy to help :wink:

jonboy
24-01-05, 05:03 PM
Listen Ape, I do the stories you just do the wheelies, okay? :lol: As per tel call glad you're okay and I look forward to seeing the even further modified "Bucket" on Friday. ;)


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Stig
24-01-05, 05:13 PM
Thank you for all your kind words :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nothing more than what I deserved :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And nothing more than what I was saying to myself at the time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Raf
24-01-05, 05:34 PM
](*,) :laughat: :lol: :notworthy: please http://forums.sv650.org/images/smiles/ac_nomore.gif

Good to know that the resident stunt monkey is ok & in good spirits. Oh well at least an idiot in a fiesta didn't try to take you out again. Shout if you need help, see you friday.

northwind
24-01-05, 05:41 PM
Times like this, I wonder why I have such a bad rep? :)

coombest
24-01-05, 05:51 PM
Good God Ape-Man! :roll:

You should know better - you're a big boy now!!! :lol: :lol:

Glad you're OK though & I hope you don't do anything else silly in the near future!! :roll:

mysteryjimbo
24-01-05, 05:53 PM
Ape you plonker!!! :lol:


Not even a question....a statement! :lol:

CoolGirl
24-01-05, 06:15 PM
you truly are a nutter :roll: It's no wonder your missus worries about letting you out of the house.

any chance of you keepiung it upright for more than 5 minutes?

Iansv
24-01-05, 06:20 PM
you truly are a nutter :roll: It's no wonder your missus worries about letting you out of the house.

any chance of you keepiung it upright for more than 5 minutes?

debs... do you wanna re-read that ? :lol:

lynw
24-01-05, 06:23 PM
shame theres no emoticon on this site for absolutely laughing your head off... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Warren
24-01-05, 07:10 PM
you truly are a nutter :roll: It's no wonder your missus worries about letting you out of the house.

any chance of you keepiung it upright for more than 5 minutes?


:laughat:

chazzyb
24-01-05, 07:17 PM
Tsk, tsk. You must be a catholic: an overwhelming need to confess! :P

Glad you didn't bust yourself; take care.

Big Bad Al
24-01-05, 07:26 PM
Take it easy dude! Hope you tale makes some of us think twice before "going for it"

Al

jump
24-01-05, 08:08 PM
:shock: :shock: :shock: ... classic!

21QUEST
24-01-05, 11:13 PM
thought you were now a reformed character :wink:

Glad you are fine anyway.

Cheers
Ben

splke
24-01-05, 11:16 PM
wot a effin numpty !

Glad you are ok lad.

Junior
25-01-05, 08:36 AM
Glad you didn't get injured. I guess i really got away lucky when that happened to me last spring. The bike stayed straight somehow (dunno how really) Remember, wheelies are best done in 2nd gear (thing happen a bit slower in 2nd) :D

Grinch
25-01-05, 08:42 AM
Glad your OK, and sorry to hear about the bike. Me, I don't do things like that. But then I ride around in a permanent state of fear. I really should do some sort of course to help relax me.