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rictus01
10-02-05, 11:24 PM
After about 160 miles in the rain today, I finished work down in Lewes (near Eastbourne).

I'd arranged to meet Ben (Swisst) to pickup his new bike at 5-530 or so in Harrow (NW London), being 5 past 4, I'd have to keep up a good pace, but not to9 much of a rush.

set off in the pouring rain (nothing new there then), keeping a good turn of speed up, the rain consistent, but not overly heavy, roads covered in a film of water.

Tyres heated learn the limit of traction, going well, know the bike , the road conditions,and the limits with the weather, shouldn't have any problems. Famous last words!

After about 15 minutes, I spot a bridge over the road, not big or anything,
drop my speed to about 50mph or so (de-restricted road), shadow over the road and it looks no more wet than the rest of the surface, I use the visual ques to help, yes the curb is straight and the pavement is level, so the water can only be an inch or two at most?

Oh, how wrong can one man be?

18 inches at least, looked like the drains had flooded, I went barrelling in and created a wall of water, handlebars slapping off my palms, anyway the bike comes out under it's momentum as the engine died. I coast to the side of the road.

b*ll*cks!

Stick it on it's stand and have a fag, what to do now?
So with boots & gloves full of water (they're waterproof but not submersible) and a bike that's died, I sit contemplating the world, god and the grand design of things, as I let the adrenaline settle to it's normal level.

Ok, let's do something about this, I decide to give it 10 minutes fixing time before using my NCI recovery card.

Turn the key nothing, not a light on the dash. check main fuse (thankfully I'd done the quick pins mod on the side panels so no tools needed).
Success, it starts, but still no lights or indicators or instruments.

Check the underseat fuses, three had blown, used the two spares and they blew, dam should have dried it out somehow first.

Ok, I've now got a bike that will run but that's about it, out of my tool kit I take two bits of electrical wire(see it pays to carry extra stuff) and run one to the headlights over the tank and the other to the tail lights.

Both work, I've now got a running bike with headlights and tail lights, that's good enough.

Carefully I ride the 34 mile back home.

Stripped the bike this evening and had a look the multi plugs behind the fairing were soaked and shorted in one place, sorted that, used all my toolbox spare fuses, but managed to replace all the blown ones, everything working fine.

Just one of those days :(

O, and Ben picked up his bike without problem for those who are interested, I believe he's going down Soho tomorrow.

Cheers Mark.

BillyC
10-02-05, 11:35 PM
Mark... in a world of boring meaningless blogs, your postings on the subject of "a day in the life of a hardened biker" really are the best! :thumbsup:

Does Rictus.com exist? :lol:

rictus01
10-02-05, 11:38 PM
Mark... in a world of boring meaningless blogs, your postings on the subject of "a day in the life of a hardened biker" really are the best! :thumbsup:

Does Rictus.com exist? :lol:

Billy, I just think people should know what it's like to live & breath bikes, warts and all.

Cheers Mark.

BillyC
10-02-05, 11:43 PM
Oh, don't get me wrong... I agree entirely. You tell them well Mark, and I like reading them! Keep 'em coming!

jonboy
10-02-05, 11:45 PM
Yup, excellent post and always gratifying to see you find a way to sort things no matter what. :wink:


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rictus01
11-02-05, 01:43 AM
Yup, excellent post and always gratifying to see you find a way to sort things no matter what. :wink:


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just thinking about it, I've been recovered twice for mechanical problems i couldn't fix and three times for accidents in the past five years that's just over 200,000 miles.

not to shabby.

Cheers Mark.

Odin
11-02-05, 01:54 AM
Well you may have had a s~@: day. but I am in the USA and my bike is in the UK. I have not riden for 4 months......its killing me.

And the new superduke is calling

rictus01
11-02-05, 02:13 AM
Well you may have had a s~@: day. but I am in the USA and my bike is in the UK. I have not riden for 4 months......its killing me.

And the new superduke is calling

nothing wrong with my day, just not the best.

my limit is about 3 days without a bike, I just can't understand how anyone could get through an normal day without either punching out the ********s everyone has to deal with, or the detachment and balance given by riding the bike.

(no hire places over there?)

Cheers Mark

GC-SV
11-02-05, 07:39 AM
Excellent reading, whilst educational.
A pleasant change from some of the clap trap that has appeared here recently (IB), springs to mind.

Sometimes you scan the forum and it is full of interesting topics and other times nowt.

Keep em coming.

Scoobs
11-02-05, 07:57 AM
Damn!

I was PO'd today cos the chuffin thing would NOT tick over and kept going on to one cylinder.

Another top quality installment of "A Day In The Life Of The Biker They Call Rictus".

Iansv
11-02-05, 08:28 AM
Thats made my morning, glad you got home ok mark

I'd have been fecked :lol:

TSM
11-02-05, 09:12 AM
At last we are all human.

When you start using your new bike it will die before it hits the water, briliant british workmanship.

helen
11-02-05, 11:12 AM
That's very cool - i would have thrown a strop and 'phoned my dad.

jonboy
11-02-05, 11:21 AM
That's very cool - i would have thrown a strop and 'phoned my dad.

I'd have thrown a strop and phoned Rictus :lol: .



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Carsick
11-02-05, 11:46 AM
That's very cool - i would have thrown a strop and 'phoned my dad.

I'd have thrown a strop and phoned Rictus :lol: .
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I don't carry any strops with me, but would have tried the fuses then called the RAC. :wink:

mac608
11-02-05, 05:33 PM
Turn the key nothing, not a light on the dash. check main fuse (thankfully I'd done the quick pins mod on the side panels so no tools needed).


And what would the "quick pins mods be? Pray tell

lynw
11-02-05, 05:54 PM
:shock: I know how that one feels.... fortunately the SV didnt pack up when I hit the flooded road and there were no potholes... just a stopped car to avoid...

but its an experience and a half when a spray of water goes up and then lands on you... dont think there was one dry bit of me left either on that occasion.... and trying to contend with shaking handlebars.... :shock:

rictus01
12-02-05, 01:34 AM
Turn the key nothing, not a light on the dash. check main fuse (thankfully I'd done the quick pins mod on the side panels so no tools needed).


And what would the "quick pins mods be? Pray tell

take a look here. (http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?p=237908&highlight=#237908)

Cheers Mark.

rictus01
12-02-05, 02:25 AM
That's very cool - i would have thrown a strop and 'phoned my dad.

I'd have thrown a strop and phoned Rictus :lol: .



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I threw a strop and talked to myself :shock:

BillyC
12-02-05, 10:37 AM
That's very cool - i would have thrown a strop and 'phoned my dad.

I'd have thrown a strop and phoned Rictus :lol: .



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I threw a strop and talked to myself :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

coombest
12-02-05, 02:29 PM
Yet another excellent post from Rictus!
Although these 'day in the life of' (or moment in the life of!!) posts from Mark are relatively few and far between, they are generally worth waiting for!

Cheers for that mate - you have put a smile on my face which I think will be there for the rest of the day! :D

jump
12-02-05, 09:44 PM
Hey rictus, where in nw london (harrow) did he (ben) get his bike? I got mine from colin collins in pinner road, was worth the friendly service to travel up there all the time on my scooter from battersea, prior to getting the sv...james

ralph
13-02-05, 05:11 PM
what are the modifications to make the side panels easy to remove ? ive looked in serch but found nothing am i looking in the wrong place? thanks

UncleBob
13-02-05, 05:18 PM
You were lucky to stay on! What a story Rictus.. If everyone posts like this, this place will be a shrine to biking!

Well done, and nice one :lol:

wheelnut
13-02-05, 05:51 PM
what are the modifications to make the side panels easy to remove ? ive looked in serch but found nothing am i looking in the wrong place? thanks

http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?p=237908&highlight=#237908

Try that one then :P