Thieving scum

[The Mass]

Hi All,

So thre I am in bed last night, and I hear what sounds like the wheelie bin being moved by the wind or summat.
I think nothing of it, and then I hear it again but this time it sounds different :? So I get up to look out of the window (which I can see the whole of the driveway), and there's 3 fookers creeping up the driveway :shock:
By this time, I have lost the plot, I'm now practically hanging out of the window staring at them. And I shout "WTF are you doin'" to which they stop and look up. "Now F**K Off"!!! :x :x "
To which the three of them run down the drive as fast as they can, whilst I'm still shouting "You better keep runnin' you tw@s, the dogs will be out now! :x :x :x :x "

I ran downstairs, by this time the 2 dogs are wanting to GUN it out of the door, abnd barking like bloody hell!!
I open the door and the dogs shoot out after the little b@st@ds!

So today I will be taking 2 - 3 days holiday to put my security shed up!

The feckin cheek of the thieving scum!

[Jabba]

Hey Chris - well done :thumbsup:.

The feckin cheek of the thieving scum!

It's not cheeck.... it's attempted theft.

Get more/bigger dogs. Or a gun.

[Ceri JC]

Damn, sorry to hear about that mate. Glad you spotted them in time and you've got a security shed.

[fizzwheel]

Glad you spotted them

[wyrdness]

Maybe you should have let the dogs out first. Then they c_nts might have got bitten.

[Biker Biggles]

Puts a whole new context on the "farmer Martin"case dont it?How would you react to this in the middle of the night?
I would happily open fire with no qualms at all,and if I was sitting on the jury the verdict would be not guilty.

[Anonymous]

Main thing.....finish the shed!

[Skip]

Thieving scumbags :x

Get that shed up quick smart! :thumbsup:

[Warren]

shame the dogs didnt catch them :(

[Jabba]

Get that shed up quick smart! :thumbsup:

Yep - good advice. "Return of the Scumbags" is a film that may well be made :evil:

[The Mass]

Concrete ordered for tomorrow.

Got some help too, as it's a 2 man job - so they said.

Even whilst waiting for the concrete to set, t eshed will be being put together, I just can't beleive the cheek of em really :x
I wanted so much for the dogs to catch them and bite them.

Police are coming around tonight, I know it's after the horse and bolts and all that, but hey!

[Captain Nemo]

theres a shop called Henry kranks ( a gun shop) in pudsey , west yorks (probably others as well)
who see a product called alarm mines, its basically a blank shotgun cartrididge in a trigger bracket that you fix to your shed or whatever, a wire attaches to the handle or a trip wire, when it goes off it will scare the little barstewards to death..... and they only cost about £15 and are totally legal, if you mount it at head height you might even be able to deafen the little ****ehawks....

[Flamin_Squirrel]

theres a shop called Henry kranks ( a gun shop) in pudsey , west yorks (probably others as well)
who see a product called alarm mines, its basically a blank shotgun cartrididge in a trigger bracket that you fix to your shed or whatever, a wire attaches to the handle or a trip wire, when it goes off it will scare the little barstewards to death..... and they only cost about £15 and are totally legal, if you mount it at head height you might even be able to deafen the little ****ehawks....

Fantastic. I couldn't get one of those however, as it would only be a matter of time before I forgot to disarm it before going into the garage, and dying of a heart attack at the age of 23 would suck :lol:

[Warren]

theres a shop called Henry kranks ( a gun shop) in pudsey , west yorks (probably others as well)
who see a product called alarm mines, its basically a blank shotgun cartrididge in a trigger bracket that you fix to your shed or whatever, a wire attaches to the handle or a trip wire, when it goes off it will scare the little barstewards to death..... and they only cost about £15 and are totally legal, if you mount it at head height you might even be able to deafen the little ****ehawks....


surely you could just put some little ball bearings back in it ?

[shutdown]

ball bearings? nah make it nails

i know i'd forget to disarm it, i keep forgetting the house alarm in the morning

[Spiderman]

Sorry to hear this Mass. I'd definately get one of those things mentioned above though.

Little fukwits :evil:

[diamond]

Just made sure my bike is all tucked up safe and sound for the night.


The little bast*rds aren't gonna have my bike without a fight. :twisted:

[riktherider]

we had something like that a while back, but when my dad looked out the window, some little ******* was ****ing agains the car wheel!!!!

But good work in getting the dogs out, mabye a dog flap would be a good idea, they would be out there straight away!!!!

[Quiff Wichard]

yea shutdown-
i forget to turn yer house alarm off when i pop round to see yer mrs just after u gone to work !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SVeeedy Gonzales]

Maybe you should have let the dogs out first. Then they c_nts might have got bitten.

Sad thing is, if he did that and the dogs took a piece out of them, they'd be suing him and the dogs would get put down. What an utterly b@stardly world it is right now.

Hear about that teacher who got jailed for 6 months for waving a fake gun at yobs who'd terrorised her and her family for months on end? Plus now she's out, she's fighting for her job back... the world is nuts.

Just remember, if you do go for them, remember Tony Martin - No justifying it, no protecting your property, no witnesses, no excuses. It was just some nutter vigilante, you had no idea they were even there, officer. Or spend a few months in jail with the brothers of the guy you just did in... :shock:

[shutdown]

yea shutdown-
i forget to turn yer house alarm off when i pop round to see yer mrs just after u gone to work !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that wasn't the missus..that was me in drag :)

[Smiffy]

Some pikey **** just put the window of the van in and nicked my maglite! I wonder if the van will still be there in the morning. Emptying out all the expensive stuff I could think off, in the dark, with one good eye, while clutching a crowbar and really, really hoping they don't come back wasn't much fun 2bh.

[Nagai]

I use to have one of those alarm mines in the shed, and believe me, they do make a hell of a noise when you forget about them and trigger them by accident! I did it twice, iirc. they don't need to be at ear level to leave you with a ringing ear. they also manage to fill the shed with smoke. Which is nice.

I wouldn't imagine that they would be much use for Mass at the mo, as he would have to use it outdoors, and the tripwire would probably be quite easy to spot in the moonlight.

Highly recommended though!

[Captain Nemo]

I use to have one of those alarm mines in the shed, and believe me, they do make a hell of a noise when you forget about them and trigger them by accident! I did it twice, iirc. they don't need to be at ear level to leave you with a ringing ear. they also manage to fill the shed with smoke. Which is nice.

I wouldn't imagine that they would be much use for Mass at the mo, as he would have to use it outdoors, and the tripwire would probably be quite easy to spot in the moonlight.

Highly recommended though!

i would have though that that was something you would only ever forget once :twisted:

you can put the mine in the shed with the wire coming over the door and ataching to a pin nail, it couldnt be seen then, just give it a bit of slack incase you suddenly remember its there whilst opening the door, thieving pikey scum, will just think the doors a bit stuff and give it a good tug

the mine will take normal shotgun carteidges too, but this would probably get you into deep doo doo , and if you forgot to disarm it you might not get a second chance........

[DanDare]

Thieving Scum............

............So many security devices on the market.

But I'd go one further and place Land Mines on the drive, though Mr Posty might have a cold sweat each morning!

LOL

[BURNER]

Shotgun mines were illegal I thought?
They'll leaving you open for being sued by some toerag that lost his hearing, from a stolen iPod :shock: