Frost
19-08-05, 12:26 PM
As its friday and p%ssing down I thought I'd tell u all my joke of the day.
*An old Cowboy*
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied,
"Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
She said,
"I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the
other side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
*An old Cowboy*
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied,
"Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
She said,
"I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the
other side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."