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Anonymous
14-01-06, 05:36 PM
Golden, Glamourous, Glorious.

Trina Gulliver, the Triple-G girl, was hitting all the right spots as she cruised to a 2-0 victory over her Dutch opponent, Francis Hoenselaar, to win her 6th Women's World Championship Darts title yesterday.

Never mind Phil "The Power" Taylor and Ray "Barney" whatever-his-name-is: this gorgeous 36-year old Darts Champion can easily tuck her shirt into her trousers if she wants, and is more likely to need a dab of lippy than a sack of towels to mop a flabby face. And, with a 31 points per dart average, she would certainly see off most of the unshaven, perspiring man-mountains of flesh that waddle onto the oche.

In my mind, she is right up there with Dame Kelly Holmes and St Paula Radcliffe as a genuine athletics phenomenon and must SURELY be a strong candidate for Sportsview Personality of the Year.

Trina, we women athletes salute you.

Biker Biggles
14-01-06, 08:49 PM
How nice to hear from you again Camilla.Can't say I'm a big darts fan but I agree the girls are far better tele fodder than the blokes.
How was your Ducati ladies event?

Well Oiled
14-01-06, 09:49 PM
Is it just me that thinks this site is slowly mutating into 'www.darts.org'? :roll:

quikstu
16-01-06, 09:38 AM
I have never been in to darts nor have I ever watched it on the TV. I did yesterday though coz a ragin hangover wouldn't let me move from the couch at my mates flat.

I watched the darts & was just wondering why the guys were playing for £60k & the women only playin for £6k?

Or was it just my blurred vision?

Anonymous
16-01-06, 09:56 AM
becuase the womena are no where near as good as the men so they dont deserve to win as much!

Jelle Klassen for PM.

Anonymous
16-01-06, 12:06 PM
becuase the womena are no where near as good as the men so they dont deserve to win as much!

Jelle Klassen for PM.

tch, tch, Master Owen - and you apparently a darts fanatic. I think you will find that both young Klaasen* and van Barneveld had single dart averages of 31 - the same as the blessed Trina. So maybe the men are not that much better than the women, and the fat chaps are certainly far less attractive to look at - unless of course you are differently inclined.

*Note that it is Klaasen, and not as you spelt it - so not much chance of your vote being counted. Probably the girls can spell better than the men too?

hall13uk
16-01-06, 03:24 PM
Is it just me that thinks this site is slowly mutating into 'www.darts.org'? :roll: :lol:

Anonymous
16-01-06, 03:42 PM
becuase the womena are no where near as good as the men so they dont deserve to win as much!

Jelle Klassen for PM.

tch, tch, Master Owen - and you apparently a darts fanatic. I think you will find that both young Klaasen* and van Barneveld had single dart averages of 31 - the same as the blessed Trina. So maybe the men are not that much better than the women, and the fat chaps are certainly far less attractive to look at - unless of course you are differently inclined.

*Note that it is Klaasen, and not as you spelt it - so not much chance of your vote being counted. Probably the girls can spell better than the men too?

Trina would fall too pieces everytime in a match against raymond taylor or jelle. I hate any womens sports because it is always so boring

diamond
16-01-06, 03:49 PM
I hate any womens sports because it is always so boring
I bet your a fan of beach volley ball, i've never met a man who isn't. :lol:

keithd
16-01-06, 04:07 PM
a world final that was best of 3 sets? is that cos it took so long for each leg and therefore each set to be played?

score required:-
501
481
476
445
419
...
...
...
...
173
161
142
101
81
55
29
20
10
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
4
gaaaaaaame shot and the leg.....

Cloggsy
16-01-06, 05:26 PM
I hate any womens sports because it is always so boring

You really know how to sweet-talk the ladies don't ya :?: Bet you go down like a turd in a swimming pool :roll:

hall13uk
16-01-06, 05:27 PM
I hate any womens sports because it is always so boring
I bet your a fan of beach volley ball, i've never met a man who isn't. :lol:

you mean its a proper sport :shock: , sorry but i was to busy looking at other things :lol:

Stig
16-01-06, 06:43 PM
Now normally when I find something in the forum that I do not agree with, I will just edit it if it's just maybe a little too rude to be U rated.

If it's worse than that and is slagging off another user and I see that the remarks were uncalled for then I would probably delete or edit the thread and contact the poster via pm and explain the error of their ways.

However on this particular occasion I will make an exception.

guyowen you are a d*ck of the highest order. Your comments were not offensive to just one person, but you managed to offend every single female user. Why o why don't you think before you post. Or maybe it is just that you don’t care what others think about your posts. If this is the case then you are even more of a d*ck than you come across.

Stop posting offensive threads. I am sure there are plenty of places on the WWW that would love to hear the things that you have to say. This place is not one of them.

Do us all a favour and go away.

Tara
16-01-06, 06:58 PM
Now normally when I find something in the forum that I do not agree with, I will just edit it if it's just maybe a little too rude to be U rated.

If it's worse than that and is slagging off another user and I see that the remarks were uncalled for then I would probably delete or edit the thread and contact the poster via pm and explain the error of their ways.

However on this particular occasion I will make an exception.

guyowen you are a d*ck of the highest order. Your comments were not offensive to just one person, but you managed to offend every single female user. Why o why don't you think before you post. Or maybe it is just that you don’t care what others think about your posts. If this is the case then you are even more of a d*ck than you come across.

Stop posting offensive threads. I am sure there are plenty of places on the WWW that would love to hear the things that you have to say. This place is not one of them.

Do us all a favour and go away.

:notworthy: =D> =D>

Biker Biggles
17-01-06, 12:25 AM
I was going to agree but then I thought our female contributers are more than capable of dealing with the inane ramblings of an inadequate drunk.


NO not me you fool. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ping
17-01-06, 10:07 AM
BigApe, I salute you. :)

keithd
17-01-06, 10:25 AM
BigApe, I salute you. :)

i tend to reserve my salutes for those persons who are about to rock, but on this occasion i'll doff one in your direction..... :D