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sharriso74
20-01-06, 01:39 PM
There's a whale swimming down the Thames at the moment
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1209846,00.html
Reports of a 2nd whale in southend.... :?
Last time I went to southend I saw quite a few whales on the seafront :lol: :lol: :lol:
DanDare
20-01-06, 01:46 PM
Don't worry its just Michelle McManners taking a dip! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have informed the relvent Japennese Whaling fleet and they are en route :D
Pete Burns will probably have a coat made out of it by the end of the week!!
Don't worry its just Michelle McManners taking a dip! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Your wrong report just in its actually Lisa Riley :lol:
wyrdness
20-01-06, 03:04 PM
I have informed the relvent Japennese Whaling fleet and they are en route :D
They'll be too late. The Norwegians will get here first.
sharriso74
20-01-06, 03:06 PM
Scientific research my @rse. Lets use some of our old torpedoes and 'harpoon' their scientific mobile slaughter houses
It must be a slow news day the whales been on most of the afternoon on Sky news, lots of poeple phoning in saying can't it just be picked up and put back in the sea. I don't think its as easy as that its not a Carp is it.
Quote off Sky News
"the lengths Tony Blair will goto, to get Ruth Kelly off the news" :lol:
Reports of a 2nd whale in southend.... :?
Last time I went to southend I saw quite a few whales on the seafront :lol: :lol: :lol:
i met quite a few whales in hull in my student days... i beleive its where the phrase bingo wings started.
k
Reports of a 2nd whale in southend.... :?
Last time I went to southend I saw quite a few whales on the seafront :lol: :lol: :lol:
i met quite a few whales in hull in my student days... i beleive its where the phrase bingo wings started.
k
:lol: Please expand on Bingo Wings phrase. :lol:
Don't worry its just Michelle McManners taking a dip! :lol: :lol: :lol: i knew it, i knew it was her :D :D
Some say Prescott fell off the terrace....
you must have heard of the phrase bingo wings..
I've lifted this from the net so as not to incriminate myself any further
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
.Bingo wings are the build up of fat that hangs from the underside of the arms, most frequently in elderly ladies. The term apparently originated from the bingo-hall custom of raising one's arm aloft and bellowing "House!", as bingo has long been the entertainment of choice for large numbers of elderly ladies, especially in Britain.
As fish and chips are part of the staple diet in Hull (ducks and waits for clips around the back of head) there are plenty of ladies in hull with bingo wings.
you must have heard of the phrase bingo wings..
I've lifted this from the net so as not to incriminate myself any further
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
.Bingo wings are the build up of fat that hangs from the underside of the arms, most frequently in elderly ladies. The term apparently originated from the bingo-hall custom of raising one's arm aloft and bellowing "House!", as bingo has long been the entertainment of choice for large numbers of elderly ladies, especially in Britain.
As fish and chips are part of the staple diet in Hull (ducks and waits for clips around the back of head) there are plenty of ladies in hull with bingo wings.you'll probably be suffocated by a pair of em for sayin that :) ooh yes you will.
wheelnut
21-01-06, 10:08 AM
And everybody from Hull smells of fish :P
I hope they can tow the whale out to sea as all them blokes shooing it away and police boats will give it a complex
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