Anonymous
24-01-06, 04:18 PM
Shamelessly taken from an email i received today.
Hense why its got the >>, i couldnt be bothered to delete them... enjoy.
Life Mathematics
>>
>>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS!
>>
>>
>>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>>
>>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>>
>>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>>
>>OFFICE
>>ARITHMETIC
>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>>
>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>>
>>
>>SHOPPING MATH
>>
>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>>
>>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>>
>>
>>
>>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>>
>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>>
>>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>>
>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>>
>>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.< /O:P>
>>
>>
>>HAPPINESS
>>
>>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>>little.
>>
>>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
>>lot and not try to understand her at all.
>>
>>
>>
>>LONGEVITY
>>
>>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more
>>willing to die.
>>
>>
>>
>>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>>
>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>>
>>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
>>does.
>>
>>
>>
>>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>>
>>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>>
>>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
>>argument.
>>
>>
>>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>>
>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
>>ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started
>>doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Hense why its got the >>, i couldnt be bothered to delete them... enjoy.
Life Mathematics
>>
>>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS!
>>
>>
>>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>>
>>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>>
>>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>>
>>OFFICE
>>ARITHMETIC
>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>>
>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>>
>>
>>SHOPPING MATH
>>
>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>>
>>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>>
>>
>>
>>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>>
>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>>
>>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>>
>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>>
>>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.< /O:P>
>>
>>
>>HAPPINESS
>>
>>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>>little.
>>
>>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
>>lot and not try to understand her at all.
>>
>>
>>
>>LONGEVITY
>>
>>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more
>>willing to die.
>>
>>
>>
>>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>>
>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>>
>>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
>>does.
>>
>>
>>
>>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>>
>>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>>
>>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
>>argument.
>>
>>
>>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>>
>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
>>ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started
>>doing the same thing to them at funerals.