Paul McCartney...

[Stingo]

Paul McCartney bought his wie heather a plane for Christmas - he got her a ladyshaver for her other leg!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Viney]

Ah, the old ones are the best ;)

[Filipe M.]

:help: :help: :help:

[tinpants]

Almost as good as:-



Whats got three legs and lives in Scotland?

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.

:twisted: :lol: :lol: :twisted:






I'll get me coat!

[cuffy]

What did you call a dog with wings??

Linda Mc Cartney #-o

[Viney]

Oi, come on...thats not fair



Paul: Kids, i have some bad news and some good news
Kids: Ok dad, whats the bad news
Paul: Your mum has just died
Kids (Crying): Dad thats sad, whats the good news
Paul: We've got steak for dinner.


Now, this thread has decended into the relms of bad taste, it will probably be deleted :D

[Stingo]

:winner: :lol: :lol: :lol: