View Full Version : Pulling wheelies to impress birds.
Anonymous
22-02-06, 02:04 PM
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Flamin_Squirrel
22-02-06, 02:05 PM
That you're an idot. And that they'd be right.
Filipe M.
22-02-06, 02:09 PM
I guess they just stand there staring, waiting for you to crash.
There more impressed when you stoppie... :wink: flip over the front and land on your back...
Though my wife likes wheeling her Monster...
Though my wife likes wheeling her Monster...
Hmmmmmm :-k
Sid Squid
22-02-06, 02:34 PM
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Well when I do it obviously they run flocking to me impressed at my machismo and all round windswept interesting-ness.
But if you did it they'll still think that you're a knob, like we do.
Where's Bigape ? surely he knows :lol:
stewboy
22-02-06, 03:19 PM
i get quite a good reaction from both male and female .....obviously i prefeer the ladyzzzz
and besides i do it because i like it :lol:
Anonymous
22-02-06, 03:25 PM
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Well when I do it obviously they run flocking to me impressed at my machismo and all round windswept interesting-ness.
But if you did it they'll still think that you're a knob, like we do.
I think you are a ********! And you need to take a look at your self and think "Why do i lack a sense of humor?"
Shinsei Jutsu
22-02-06, 03:27 PM
Me thinks The Squidster hit a nerve. :lol:
Jelster
22-02-06, 03:34 PM
Well I thought it was funny, so I guess Mr Owen is the one without a sense of humour.
Guy, on this forum we all open ourselves up for ridicule, especially if you're a regular contributor (as you have become). I'm just a little upset that I didn't think of such a witty reposte so quickly :?
And if yo were ever to meet the Squidster, I'm sure that the one thing you'd realise he's not, is a d*ckhead. A cad maybe.....
Get over it...
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Anonymous
22-02-06, 03:47 PM
At the risk of getting flamed too..
This thread is a typical example of whilst this forum is a great place, it occasionally gets very "higher than thou...." and it mainly comes from the same few select members.
People - guy may not share the same interest in bikes as you do, he may be more of a balls out rider... as opposed to a sunday afternoon dawdler.. but hes still a person.
He may not post informative pieces in IB... but what he does post normally raises a few smiles... what we dont need is all these "your a knob..." "shut up or leave" kinda posts.
Give the kid a break.
In answer to the question - they'd probably think you're a twit anyway.
I remember once sat on a bus, and a bike came past on the back wheel. Two girls sat in front of me started talking about bikers.. one said "god they look so hot and fit in those leathers riding those fast machines" the other replied "yup, but the majority are *****s when they take their helmets off though."
:?
Last Action Pimp
22-02-06, 03:48 PM
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Well when I do it obviously they run flocking to me impressed at my machismo and all round windswept interesting-ness.
But if you did it they'll still think that you're a knob, like we do.
hehehehe,
Shinsei Jutsu
22-02-06, 03:48 PM
I'd like to add that Sid is a top bloke and I think there should be a whole forum section dedicated to Sid Squid, a shine so to speak!
Also, I don't add anything of use to this forum, but I've been here a while and I think most people ignore me now.....which is probably best as I think I just get in the way, ask Viney, I'm in his way often :?
but in all seriousness (which is rare for me), this web site is all very lighthearted, take nothing seriously, and worship Sid Squid.
Anonymous
22-02-06, 03:50 PM
Also, I don't add anything of use to this forum, but I've been here a while and I think most people ignore me now..... Sid Squid.
What...? Was did someone say something then....?
Nope? Must be hearing things....
:wink:
Only kidding Jetsu
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Well when I do it obviously they run flocking to me impressed at my machismo and all round windswept interesting-ness, unless scoobs is there, then they run to him.
But if you did it they'll still think that you're a knob, like we do.
=D> :notworthy:
Shinsei Jutsu
22-02-06, 03:52 PM
Also, I don't add anything of use to this forum, but I've been here a while and I think most people ignore me now..... Sid Squid.
What...? Was did someone say something then....?
Nope? Must be hearing things....
:wink:
Only kidding Jetsu
NOT ONLY DO YOU ALL IGNORE ME YOU GET MY NAME WRONG TOO!!!!! BAH!!!! Not to worry gotyourneckout I'm just as bad :wink:
Anonymous
22-02-06, 03:55 PM
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Well when I do it obviously they run flocking to me impressed at my machismo and all round windswept interesting-ness.
But if you did it they'll still think that you're a knob, like we do.
I think you are a d*ckhead! And you need to take a look at your self and think "Why do i lack a sense of humor?"
Guy,
You might think that Siq Squid is a d*ckhead but if you actually had two brain cells to rub together, you'd realise that not only is he not stupid, he's someone whose respect you might want to earn because he's very helpful, knowledgeable and good willed and is a good person to know if you need advice on bikes. But then, since you don't have two brain cells and you ARE a d*ckhead, you haven't realised that.
As Steve says, "GET OVER IT". I'd like to personally add: "OR LEAVE", because you don't contribute anything positive to this community.
Lee.
If hes so great why does he take cheap pops at people. There are alot of people i dont particually like in this world but i dont post offensive details it on a public forum.
Flamin_Squirrel
22-02-06, 04:01 PM
If hes so great why does he take cheap pops at people. There are alot of people i dont particually like in this world but i dont post offensive details it on a public forum.
:-({|=
Shinsei Jutsu
22-02-06, 04:02 PM
If hes so great why does he take cheap pops at people. There are alot of people i dont particually like in this world but i dont post offensive details it on a public forum.
:-({|=
Didn't know you played, what a sweet sad tune.
Sid Squid
22-02-06, 04:03 PM
Feeel the luuuuurve baby.
fizzwheel
22-02-06, 04:09 PM
i dont post offensive details it on a public forum.
I beg to differ, I found your drunk Scooter rider post of a while back rather offensive and also your sexist jokes other forum members found offensive as well.
I think the trouble is Guy you wound a lot of people up the wrong way when you posted that. I would humbly suggest that maybe you should think a little more about what you post before you post it. Sometimes I think just like to post to wind people up and that some people also bite far to easily and maybe perhaps dont take your posts in the tongue in cheek style that you perhaps mean them in.
Respect is a two way thing it must be earnt as well as given.
Filipe M.
22-02-06, 04:16 PM
i dont post offensive details it on a public forum.
I beg to differ, I found your drunk Scooter rider post of a while back rather offensive and also your sexist jokes other forum members found offensive as well.
I think the trouble is Guy you wound a lot of people up the wrong way when you posted that. I would humbly suggest that maybe you should think a little more about what you post before you post it. Sometimes I think just like to post to wind people up and that some people also bite far to easily and maybe perhaps dont take your posts in the tongue in cheek style that you perhaps mean them in.
Respect is a two way thing it must be earnt as well as given.
:-k I guess I'm beginning to understand how you became moderator :lol: :lol:
Jelster
22-02-06, 04:18 PM
i dont post offensive details it on a public forum.
I beg to differ, I found your drunk Scooter rider post of a while back rather offensive and also your sexist jokes other forum members found offensive as well.
I think the trouble is Guy you wound a lot of people up the wrong way when you posted that. I would humbly suggest that maybe you should think a little more about what you post before you post it. Sometimes I think just like to post to wind people up and that some people also bite far to easily and maybe perhaps dont take your posts in the tongue in cheek style that you perhaps mean them in.
Respect is a two way thing it must be earnt as well as given.
We know that, but did it make you laugh too ? :lol:
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This post has made me laugh on how it's turned!
But anyway, from a girly point of view, I usually first think - Idiot he could crash and injure someone other than himself (or even herself :) ).
Followed by - B****d, wish I could do that!
Nutty x
Spiderman
22-02-06, 04:28 PM
What a top thread.
In answer to the original question tho.... i dont know cos i cant do em :(
So that brings a new question too.
"What do girls think, when a guy who admits to dressing in skin tight lycra one-pieces, admits he cant do a wheelie on a public forum?"
Do they all fancy me or what? :lol:
What a top thread.
In answer to the original question tho.... i dont know cos i cant do em :(
So that brings a new question too.
"What do girls think, when a guy who admits to dressing in skin tight lycra one-pieces, admits he cant do a wheelie on a public forum?"
Do they all fancy me or what? :lol:
Or what. :wink: :lol:
Biker Biggles
22-02-06, 04:52 PM
I think Guyowen is a top geezer and I'm sure all the birds will be fighting to get hold of him if he can go the whole length of the High Street on the back wheel.
I'm also mad as a hatter and have missed my medication today. :lol: :lol:
Feeel the luuuuurve baby.
And modest... Did we mention he was modest tooo :roll: :lol:
I don't tend to wheelie the bike in town but if I could wheelie better I probably would more often for my own gratification than anyone else...
That said it's like watching any stunt riding videos a large part of watching any risk is hoping to see someone fail, if it was safe it wouldn't be exciting. and if you're wheelying past a kids school expect to be hated, and to never see daylight if caught (Rightly so!)
No idea what girls think but I'd guess the ones that think it's really cool are probably the same ones that want you to "Go in the shop and get us 20 benson yeah innit cus that bloke in there won't sell us dem naahhh" so not really my sort of bird :lol:
He seems to have gone all quiet. Mabey he was seeing stuff that he did not like :roll:
I think that Sid Squid looks like Ming the Merciless, does any one know if Guy looks like Flash Gordon?
Oh I almost forgot, the orginal topic of thread.
Chicks that know dig wheelies, chicks that don't just need educating. I'm gonna take one for the team and indulge in some self sacrifice.
"I will be that Teacher"
You know when you did things to impress people as a kid and they never worked, even when they had worked 10 times when no one was looking? Well now you're doing it on an expensive machine, and it's possibly illegal. Go figure...
On a lighter note, here's a cat wearing swiming goggles.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20060215-Q.jpg
Anonymous
22-02-06, 05:52 PM
On a lighter note, here's a cat wearing swiming goggles.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20060215-Q.jpg
A 100% quality post :thumbsup:
Spiderman
22-02-06, 05:57 PM
If in doubt resort to the old cat dressed up in a funny way ploy eh?
:lol:
On a lighter note, here's a cat wearing swiming goggles.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20060215-Q.jpg[/quote]
that is absolute quality .group hug guys :grouphug: :lol: :lol: :lol:
One problem.....
All I can think of is how good a white cat in blue swimming goggles with a blue bath-towel-cape, would look wheelying my blue ninja down the road 8)
fizzwheel
22-02-06, 06:17 PM
One problem.....
All I can think of is how good a white cat in blue swimming goggles with a blue bath-towel-cape, would look wheelying my blue ninja down the road 8)
:lol:
Thats got rank up there with the greats such as "Dogs playing Snooker"
One problem.....
All I can think of is how good a white cat in blue swimming goggles with a blue bath-towel-cape, would look wheelying my blue ninja down the road 8)
Now that would impress the birds!
Geddit?
:lol: :lol: :lol: \:D/ \:D/ \:D/
_Stretchie_
22-02-06, 06:27 PM
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
WHOA.... Ladies ladies....
What just happened?
I can't answer the original question, because:
A: I am not a girlie
B: I can only do little wheelies, a couple inches from the floor normally by accident
But... Aw heck, I just wanted to reply, don't actually have any proper reply
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
:lol: :lol: I didnt know you had a bike Guy - or were you talking about your pushbike?
Quality post though...
sorry but hahaha
thanx people i enjoyed reading this thread. :P
The Basket
22-02-06, 07:04 PM
I think wheelies would impress me.
The skill required is certainly fair.
But why would you want to wheelie to impress me? A nice smile would do. :D
Where's Bigape ? surely he knows :lol:
Eh? :?
IF I were to be the sort to wheelie, it would be for self satisfaction and not to impress anyone.
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Well when I do it obviously they run flocking to me impressed at my machismo and all round windswept interesting-ness.
But if you did it they'll still think that you're a knob, like we do.
Top comment I say.
What do u think women think when u pull a monster wheelie through the middle of town?
Well when I do it obviously they run flocking to me impressed at my machismo and all round windswept interesting-ness.
But if you did it they'll still think that you're a knob, like we do.
Top comment I say.
her here fnar fnar :)
Spiderman
22-02-06, 08:19 PM
What a top thread.
In answer to the original question tho.... i dont know cos i cant do em :(
So that brings a new question too.
"What do girls think, when a guy who admits to dressing in skin tight lycra one-pieces, admits he cant do a wheelie on a public forum?"
Do they all fancy me or what? :lol:
Or what. :wink: :lol:
Ouch. that truth hurt.
didnt know you were a girl btw :lol:
philipMac
22-02-06, 08:42 PM
So. Ladies generally arent that into wheelies, I think. (At least the ones I tend to like.)
They like when you get them little things and do thoughtfull things for them. And, be asked about how they are and stuff. And be relaxed, and make them laugh, and generally be yourself.
Here, lets just chill with the GuyOwen is a knob thing. Maybe he is a bit of a troll, or not, but, you know, there is no need to bite and get all worked up.
This forum's users are cooler than that.
Can you believe some of the really stupid posts such as this one??? What a pathetic topic for one and u got to be clueless to think it up in the first place. No wonder people like Guy Owen are not to well liked on here.... :roll:
philipMac
22-02-06, 09:25 PM
Can you believe some of the really stupid posts such as this one??? What a pathetic topic for one and u got to be clueless to think it up in the first place. No wonder people like Guy Owen are not to well liked on here.... :roll:
Of course. But, like, if you either ignore him, or answer his dopey questions in a really boring way, he will either
1)bugger off, or
2)eventually realise that the likes of Sid Squid Scoobs Jelster Big Ape blah blah blah are useful sound people, and are worth having there for a bit of advice when he crashes and knackers up his bike.
Or maybe not. Who knows :?
Guyowen, I think it's time to 'think outside the box' mate. It would have saved a public slagging match.
Instead of 'Do wheelies impress the ladies?' try this.....
I practiced in a quiet place and succeeded. I have tried in the presence of women, but even with the patience and concentration of a Buddhist monk I just can't get it up at all. Now what do you think of me ladies?
:laughat: :oops:
What a top thread.
In answer to the original question tho.... i dont know cos i cant do em :(
So that brings a new question too.
"What do girls think, when a guy who admits to dressing in skin tight lycra one-pieces, admits he cant do a wheelie on a public forum?"
Do they all fancy me or what? :lol:
Or what. :wink: :lol:
Ouch. that truth hurt.
didnt know you were a girl btw :lol:
Well.................if you're buying the beers. :wink: :lol:
I think wheelies would impress me.
The skill required is certainly fair.
But why would you want to wheelie to impress me? A nice smile would do. :D
Or a decent post. :lol:
stewboy
22-02-06, 10:37 PM
If hes so great why does he take cheap pops at people. There are alot of people i dont particually like in this world but i dont post offensive details it on a public forum.
:-({|=
:lol: :arrow: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you pi** taker :lol: :lol: but funny
So. Ladies generally arent that into wheelies, I think. (At least the ones I tend to like.)
Hear, hear!!
Maybe you should ask the family of the woman killed at Bassetts Pole by a biker who lost cotrol of a wheelie if THEY are impressed by them, Guy?
Or the two little girls injured at the Ace cafe by the same thing?
A Wheelie or Stoppie in a SAFE environment is good to watch..............but on a HIGH STREET??
FFS!
Peter Henry
22-02-06, 10:38 PM
Wheelies for me and the ladies are similar to something else I normally try to impress them with.
Up to full height in the blink of an eye and then down and all dissapointing the next. :?
stewboy
22-02-06, 10:39 PM
so has every one put there handbags away ?
At the end of the day we all ride two wheels ..amongst other things :lol:
Wheelie or no wheelie :wink:
Words fail me.... I'm watching you Guy.
John
philipMac
22-02-06, 10:44 PM
Words fail me.... I'm watching you Guy.
John
And, in fairness, the lad's got a light saber Guy.
Those babies sting like a bugger, I tell you what.
stewboy
22-02-06, 10:53 PM
ok so guy was being a bit of a plum and did get all moody .......
and yes to post another post about stoppies is not the most clever of things to do ...
this is idle banter and dont think it should have been blocked.
8) just how i feel.
ps i can do rolling stoppies :lol:
As your other one's locked I thought I'd reply here as I think your posts are amusing:
So re the Stoppie:
I think it would probably scare the crap out of them and definitely draw their attention. The great thing about it is they will all rush over to help you up off the ground when you fall on your face. You never know you may even get a phone number off one of them as they would have seen the entire incident and offer to be a witness for your insurance claim. If this happens you may even get to call them up afterwards to meet up for a coffee or a drink and relive the experience again. If you get this far you may even get some action and it will all be worth it.
Then again if you do a massive stoppy and fall on your face they may just laugh at you like they usually do.
_Stretchie_
22-02-06, 11:38 PM
Words fail me.... I'm watching you Guy.
John
Or in the words of his arch rival..
"Mmmm, fail me... Words do
Watchin you.. I am" :mrgreen:
hall13uk
23-02-06, 12:16 AM
i think the only people it would impress are chavs/pikeys,the ones thats you go past on friday night outside there local offlicence while drinking white lighting. so if you like those kinda "birds" .......
o & if i could wheelie i would but only cos i wanted too
I was pulling onto the M1 last summer (in my 4-wheeled-mobile) and a guy flew past in the middle lane, with cars in the lanes either side, doing about 75mph, on his back wheel - for at least 30 seconds.
I thought - "what a c*ck".
I am a girl.
Does that answer your question? (Or is this the stoppies post? I've forgotten).
But if someone wants to wheelie without posing a danger to anyone else, then fine by me.
And Spidey, we all fancy you, regardless of your abilities to get your front end up (or was it your **** you couldn't get in the air? Again, it's slipped my mind).
hall13uk
23-02-06, 12:31 AM
which post is this :?: the wheelie/stoppie/backfire
Guy im sure they'd be well impressed with you when they see you being stopped at the end of the street by a watching plod and done for dangerous driving.
Interestingly, care to reveal your age to us?
come on peoples. SURELY we all know what mr owen is all about, he posts a subject, often controvertial and or boring, and it gets a lot of you wound up! i'm almost certain one of the following two statements is true:-
1. he's a regular poster using another log on name for a laff
or, as is most likely
2. he posts things in a manner intended to cause a fuss, then legs it! he's not posted since his initial reply to the squidmeister.
chill kiddies
lots of love
Keithy "D"
fizzwheel
23-02-06, 08:49 AM
1. he's a regular poster using another log on name for a laff
I dont think he is :wink:
or, as is most likely
2. he posts things in a manner intended to cause a fuss, then legs it! he's not posted since his initial reply to the squidmeister.
chill kiddies
lots of love
Keithy "D"
This is exactly what hes doing.....
come on peoples. SURELY we all know what mr owen is all about, he posts a subject, often controvertial and or boring, and it gets a lot of you wound up! i'm almost certain one of the following two statements is true:-
1. he's a regular poster using another log on name for a laff
or, as is most likely
2. he posts things in a manner intended to cause a fuss, then legs it! he's not posted since his initial reply to the squidmeister.
chill kiddies
lots of love
Keithy "D"
Spiderman
23-02-06, 09:45 AM
come on peoples. SURELY we all know what mr owen is all about, he posts a subject, often controvertial and or boring, and it gets a lot of you wound up! i'm almost certain one of the following two statements is true:-
1. he's a regular poster using another log on name for a laff
or, as is most likely
2. he posts things in a manner intended to cause a fuss, then legs it! he's not posted since his initial reply to the squidmeister.
chill kiddies
lots of love
Keithy "D"
Only...i dont think he legs it. I'm sure he sits back and enjoys getting under some people skins. Thats why i wont let him under mine.
Nad i'm sure he wouldnt fit anyway, i can only pinch an inch. :lol:
And Cazza.... thank you hun. Glad to know i'm still fanciable, even if i cant get it up. :oops:
He still hasnt answered....HAVE YOU GOT A BIKE YET GUY? Or you still larging it up on the Grifter?
fizzwheel
23-02-06, 09:52 AM
He still hasnt answered....HAVE YOU GOT A BIKE YET GUY? Or you still larging it up on the Grifter?
Surely somebody as cool as Guy would have a Chopper the orginal one with the gear change on the frame that real men would ride not the new modern version with the gear change moved to the handle bars
Anonymous
23-02-06, 09:56 AM
I thought - "what a c*ck".
Does that answer your question?
So they do impress the girls then.....
........oh, I SEE!
:oops: :lol:
Only...i dont think he legs it. I'm sure he sits back and enjoys getting under some people skins. Thats why i wont let him under mine.
Nad i'm sure he wouldnt fit anyway, i can only pinch an inch. :lol:
yeah, thats what i meant. he retires to a safe distance and chuckles at the replies. in a dr frankenstein kind of fashion
probably.
Spiderman
23-02-06, 10:10 AM
Only...i dont think he legs it. I'm sure he sits back and enjoys getting under some people skins. Thats why i wont let him under mine.
Nad i'm sure he wouldnt fit anyway, i can only pinch an inch. :lol:
yeah, thats what i meant. he retires to a safe distance and chuckles at the replies. in a dr frankenstein kind of fashion
probably.
Or he goes out to do a few wheelies and pull birds while we clearly waste our lives hanging on his every word :lol:
SVeeedy Gonzales
23-02-06, 11:39 AM
Stopping at zebra crossings for people to cross instead of blindly riding/driving across them always gets appreciative nods from ladies when I'm riding through town. :wink:
Spiderman
23-02-06, 11:40 AM
Or he goes out to do a few wheelies
On his push-bike :lol:
Knowing him....its a unicycle. No wonder he's having problems :lol:
guy yesterday....
http://www.geocities.com/chopper10speed/streetchopper.jpg
Okay peeps, let's leave him alone now, I think he's got the message (though whether it will actually get through is a different matter...).
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