Total Fitness = Amazing win win

[Anonymous]

Hello everyone,

Is anyone here a memeber of total fitness? I have just joined i think it is great loads of equipment, swimming pool, sauna etc and all for £30 a month.

I have had a great idea how to make your bike go faster! Lose weight, i go to the Gym most nights now and the pounds are litterally falling off. I figure the lighter i am the better my bike will perform. + I will also benefit from improved health, its the first ever win win situation i have discovered in this otherwise lose lose world.

Is anyone else losing weight for the sole purpose of making their bike go quicker (and to look better for the birds while doing stoppies and monster wheelies in town)

L8rs Guy

[TSM]

Have you thought of removing the wheels of your bike, that will make it lighter?

[Spiderman]

surley bulimia is the more conveniant answer in todays rush rush society guy? I never really get the time to go to the gym you see

[Lissa]

You could have your skeleton removed and replaced with titanium 'bones'. That should save a few ounces.

Or go for a really big dump before going for a ride.


Or just have a really small pillion..............I'm only 4 ft 10 and 7 stone soaking wet..............but i'm already taken, sorry :D

[Stingo]

Chortling here in Plymouth... :lol: :lol: :lol: I'll have to clean my screen off!!

[tigersaw]

Never really understood gyms - seems to be full of people simulating exercise on machines, instead of riding a real bike or going for a real walk :?:

[valleyboy]

Some of us get our excercise by pushing our luck in work all day ;) I have a physical enough job to do anyway, and I aint paying for torture after work as well! rather be on the bike! 8)

[sharriso74]

Nah got married don't have to bother now

[northwind]

I have had a great idea how to make your bike go faster! Lose weight,

There was a guy on visordown a while back getting all excited at his weight los because he'd replaced the disc bolts with titanium. I suggested he take a number 2 before he takes his next ride, since it'd save more weight. He wasn't amused.

[hall13uk]

i am doing the same but not for the bike, for me.

[Shinsei Jutsu]

um, I go to the gym and I put weight on. This isn't cos I'm doing it wrong either.

Anyway, I've always found the sv handles better with a bit more weight on it. May just be me, but a bit of extra weight and it seems to drop in and corner better and feels more stable.

[Sid Squid]

Never really understood gyms - seems to be full of people simulating exercise on machines, instead of riding a real bike or going for a real walk :?:

My thoughts exactly, on the rare occasions that I walk or ride a pushbike, I'm quite enamoured with the way that the scenery subtly changes as I go. I'm sure that I'd miss this on an 'excercise' (not) bike. But I'm not going to find out.

Anyway, I've always found the sv handles better with a bit more weight on it. May just be me, but a bit of extra weight and it seems to drop in and corner better and feels more stable.

By this logic my bike must be the best handling SV in the world then.

[Shinsei Jutsu]

Anyway, I've always found the sv handles better with a bit more weight on it. May just be me, but a bit of extra weight and it seems to drop in and corner better and feels more stable.

By this logic my bike must be the best handling SV in the world then.

There's not much logic behind a lot of what I say, I just say what I feel...

[Foey]

Guy,

Have you got a bike yet?

Lee.



Yeah he rides it ..........................................in the gym.

[Viney]

Anyway, I've always found the sv handles better with a bit more weight on it. May just be me, but a bit of extra weight and it seems to drop in and corner better and feels more stable.

By this logic my bike must be the best handling SV in the world then.
No, mine is ;)

[Demonz]

Hmmm - can you get your knee down on those bikes at total fitness.

[Foey]

Hmmm - can you get your knee down on those bikes at total fitness.


You can on the rowing machines.

[TC3]

Guy,

Have you got a bike yet?

Lee.



Yeah he rides it ..........................................in the gym. :lol:

[Anonymous]

Guy,

Have you got a bike yet?

Lee.

Hi yes i have,

At the moment its the ****ty cb 350s but the Sv is on order and will be here soon

[keithd]

this guy is comic genius. :D

lots of you are yet to acknowledge or recognise this!! 8)

all hail king owen

[Anonymous]

this guy is comic genius. :D

lots of you are yet to acknowledge or recognise this!! 8)

all hail king owen

Thanks keith,

[keithd]

this guy is comic genius. :D

lots of you are yet to acknowledge or recognise this!! 8)

all hail king owen

Thanks keith,

you're welcome my son 8)

[Iansv]

Anyway, I've always found the sv handles better with a bit more weight on it. May just be me, but a bit of extra weight and it seems to drop in and corner better and feels more stable.

By this logic my bike must be the best handling SV in the world then.
No, mine is ;)

I think you'll find its mine :wink:

[rictus01]

OK, where the "30% off if you join now".

it's an add, right :?:

So how much are they donating to the site :?:

If not, then, yes I know what a gym is, yes I know what fitness is, and yes I'm capable of joining one if I want :roll:

Is this supossed to be some sort of revilation or something :?:

Cheers Mark.

[Cronos]

I'd suggest removing your head with a rusty hacksaw if you want to quickly lose a few pounds of useless fat! :wink:

[Scooby Drew]

I'd suggest removing your head with a rusty hacksaw if you want to quickly lose a few pounds of useless fat! :wink:

How long is a piece of string?

[Spiderman]

this guy is comic genius. :D

lots of you are yet to acknowledge or recognise this!! 8)

all hail king owen

Funny? yeh, ok sometimes.
Genius? Hmmm, i'm dubious about that.

[hall13uk]

Anyway, I've always found the sv handles better with a bit more weight on it. May just be me, but a bit of extra weight and it seems to drop in and corner better and feels more stable.

By this logic my bike must be the best handling SV in the world then.
No, mine is ;)

no no no mine is :wink: :wink: :lol:

[_Stretchie_]

NO. I'm sparticus!!!!

[Foey]

I'd suggest removing your head with a rusty hacksaw if you want to quickly lose a few pounds of useless fat! :wink:

How long is a piece of string?



27 inches, sorry it took so long to find a tape measure.

[454697819]

I'd suggest removing your head with a rusty hacksaw if you want to quickly lose a few pounds of useless fat! :wink:

How long is a piece of string?



27 inches, sorry it took so long to find a tape measure.

blimey my tape must be broke

the piece of string i have is 31 inches.. how odd :? :D

[northwind]

Foey's must be an American piece of string, they're smaller.

[Lissa]

I'd suggest removing your head with a rusty hacksaw if you want to quickly lose a few pounds of useless fat! :wink:

How long is a piece of string?



27 inches, sorry it took so long to find a tape measure.

blimey my tape must be broke

the piece of string i have is 31 inches.. how odd :? :D

Erm..............don't you mean 80 centimetres?

We're supposed to be metric now, remember :D :D

[northwind]

If you're doing the conversions we're in a lot of trouble :shock:

[Lissa]

If you're doing the conversions we're in a lot of trouble :shock:

Ok, ok, so it should have actually been 788 millimetres.............but you blokes ALWAYS exaggerate :wink:

[Foey]

If you're doing the conversions we're in a lot of trouble :shock:

Ok, ok, so it should have actually been 788 millimetres.............but you blokes ALWAYS exaggerate :wink:



NOT ME. :lol:

[northwind]

Me neither- underpromise and overdeliver...