Helmate Hair worries

[Anonymous]

How do you guys combat the old helmate hair, when you arrive at your destination??

I have spikey hair which i use wax / putty on it. No matter what i do my hair is always plastered to scalp when i arrive, it looks really **** and i want to know how to avoid it without not wearing a helamte atall. Is there any gel or wax or what ever u could recomend??

Cheers in advance

[Scoobs]

I bet your helmet stinks.

















With all that wax n ****e in it.

















I'm not making this any better am I?

[Samurai]

used to do my head it as well,

So just shaved my head, problem solved :wink:

[Viney]

I bet your helmet stinks.
With all that wax n sh*te in it.
I'm not making this any better am I?

To plagerise Keith

You cant just be nice can you? :lol:

Anyway, you dont have this probelm do?

[Foey]

Come on scoobs, give him your tips for avoiding helmet hair.


I was a bit worried by the title & thought i'd have to tell everyone that i use tweezers................DOH. #-o

[Grinch]

yep.. shaven head...
Or when I was younger... curtains, just a quick frizz with the fings and I looked gay again... (or like someone out of take that... mark someone).

[Scoobs]

Come on scoobs, give him your tips for avoiding helmet hair.

Well I had so many problems with helmet hair, I decided to shave it all off.

[Warren]

i had a bandana i used to wear inside my helmet, that stopped my helmet from getting waxy when i had spikey hair, then when removing the helmet, just mess it up a little.

nowdays in the summer i shave my head, and in the winter - i just live with it.

[sharriso74]

Cut the top of your lid off, should stop your hair getting messy

[Foey]

How do you guys combat the old helmate hair, when you arrive at your destination??

I have spikey hair which i use wax / putty on it. No matter what i do my hair is always plastered to scalp when i arrive, it looks really sh*t and i want to know how to avoid it without not wearing a helamte atall. Is there any gel or wax or what ever u could recomend??

Cheers in advance



What a bad ass biker.

[rwoodcock01]

I put the clippers over my hair and gave myself a service style haircut. Much easier, for me.

spiky hair is a tough one, you tried a bandana?

Just cut off all your hair, you know you want to! :wink:

Rich

[Biker Biggles]

If you take a live feed from your ignition circuit and wire it to each side of your helmet,taking care not to interfere with the venting system you will find your hair will stand on end at all times.Works for me. :)

[northwind]

I've got a tiny comb that I got in a christmas cracker that I carry in my bike jacket's pocket.

[keithd]

i'm still wondering what helmate is.....

is it a biking version of hades....?

is it a two wheeled chess hybrid....?

is it powedered whitener from the bowels of beelzebub...?

your ponderingly

keithd

[fizzwheel]

I have it on very good authority from a close friend that its as you have described it thus

is it powedered whitener from the bowels of beelzebub...?

Grade 2 shaved all over seems to do the trick :wink:

[Stingo]

is it powedered whitener from the bowels of beelzebub...?

your ponderingly

keithd


The best!! :winner: :lol: :lol:

[tricky]

I have crap hair anyway, so wearing me lid normally improves it.

You could always keep a baseball cap under the seat.

[Biker Biggles]

Failing all the above,a stiff drink or three and a packet B&H should do the trick.Who cares about hair after that?

[Warren]

I have crap hair anyway, so wearing me lid normally improves it.

You could always keep a baseball cap under the seat.

or stick it in the back protector of your jacket, also known as the "magazine pocket"

[mattSV]

Scoobs wrote:-

Well I had so many problems with helmet hair, I decided to shave it all off.

Decided my **** - like you have a choice in being a slaphead :wink:

[Scoobs]

Scoobs wrote:-

Well I had so many problems with helmet hair, I decided to shave it all off.

Decided my @rse - like you have a choice in being a slaphead :wink:

Sometimes you are really hurtfull Matthew.

[Warren]

Scoobs wrote:-

Well I had so many problems with helmet hair, I decided to shave it all off.

Decided my @rse - like you have a choice in being a slaphead :wink:

Sometimes you are really hurtfull Matthew.

awww

[mattSV]

Scoobs wrote:-

Sometimes you are really hurtfull Matthew

Just tell me when it really hurts Steven and I will stop :wink:

[Scoobs]

Scoobs wrote:-

Sometimes you are really hurtfull Matthew

Just tell me when it really hurts Steven and I will stop :wink:

Saucepot!

[Anonymous]

....and i want to know how to avoid it without not wearing a helamte atall.

You know, I thought the old helamte atall was well out of date since the introduction of the fluff faec. Obviously it's a retro thing, so I may get mine out of the wradadobe.

Helmate hare is something that just comes with age, mate - unless you are eJwish and had the old crimpercussion.

[rob13]

....and i want to know how to avoid it without not wearing a helamte atall.

You know, I thought the old helamte atall was well out of date since the introduction of the fluff faec. Obviously it's a retro thing, so I may get mine out of the wradadobe.

Helmate hare is something that just comes with age, mate - unless you are eJwish and had the old crimpercussion.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just make sure you leave those stabilisers on your bike guy, then you wont need a helmet :P

[Diveboy]

i'm still wondering what helmate is.....

So which dictionary did you get for Christmas? :lol: :lol:

[kwak zzr]

in 10 years of bike riding ive had the grade 1, you cant have cool hair and ride a bike. :D

[Caddy2000]

My hair is great!! It takes on the contours of the inside of the lid, I'm thinking about getting those bit highlighted and changing my name to Kieth Flint.... Well When in Essex

[kwak zzr]

it could look like father jacks!

[Caddy2000]

Only when looking at my insurance renewal :lol:

[kwak zzr]

:D

[Well Oiled]

If you drill your "helmate" full of small holes you can stick your spikey hair through them- keep your wonderfull hair styling with only marginally reduced impact resistance.

Send it to Northwind - he's good at that type of thing.

[Ed]

Grade 0 sorts it out

[Supervox]

in 10 years of bike riding ive had the grade 1, you cant have cool hair and ride a bike. :D

:shock: :shock: :shock:

What do you mean ??

I have wonderfully cool hair !! :D :D

[Jdubya]

I have wonderfully cool hair !! :D :D

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

[kwak zzr]

in 10 years of bike riding ive had the grade 1, you cant have cool hair and ride a bike. :D

:shock: :shock: :shock:

What do you mean ??

I have wonderfully cool hair !! :D :D

and i look like ive just escaped from her majestys services.

[furrybean]

WTF is a Helmate? Is it new from JML? Having trouble with a smelly Helmet... Try Helmate... :lol:

Sorry I amuse myself

[Beenz]

Don't remove the Helmate :D

Grade 1 clipper sorts it all out, it's dry before you leave the shower too..... which is nice.

[madmal]

get it shaved mate. no.1. you know you want to :) helmate :roll:

[philipMac]

Don't remove the Helmate :D


And, instantly, you have also solved the being so bet down ugly you scare people away problem.

Good call Beenz.

[Halonic]

I have an easy solution to helmate hair, go bald

Once had about three/four foot of hair (yes with long pointy beard and leather trench coat for that full death metal look) - pics not on request

got too thin so cut it back, then it started widow-peaking so cut it short, then when I got the bike gear, bought some clippers and DIY'd it

These days its a gillette mach3 every now and then for the full Lex Luthor look, but hair like velcro does not make putting a lid on at all easy

[Grinch]

You could grow it out and get a rather nice pony tail... or even a mullet