keithd
09-03-06, 09:13 AM
A gólfer is looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to another
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the tree. Seeing this,
he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm
listening to the music of the tree." "You gotta be kidding' me." "No, would you
like to give it a try?" "Well, OK..."
So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the
tree. With this, the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him on the other
side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewellery, and car keys, then strips him naked
and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed
to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell happened to you?" So he
tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he's telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says... "This just
isn't gonna be your day.
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the tree. Seeing this,
he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm
listening to the music of the tree." "You gotta be kidding' me." "No, would you
like to give it a try?" "Well, OK..."
So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the
tree. With this, the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him on the other
side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewellery, and car keys, then strips him naked
and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed
to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell happened to you?" So he
tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he's telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says... "This just
isn't gonna be your day.