cuffy
29-03-06, 12:04 PM
A bloke gets pulled over for speeding along the the motorway, when the officer asked him his occupaion he replied "Rectum Stretcher"
"What the hell is a rectum stretcher?" asks the ol bill,
"Well first you start by inserting one finger into a rectum, then build up too 2,3 and so on until you get a whole hand up there...once the hand is up there you've then got to get in up to your elbows and manipulate the rectum until it's 6 foot"
"and what the hell would you do with a 6 foot ********" asks the copper.
"Give it a uniform,radar gun and tell it to stand on the side of the road" :lol:
"What the hell is a rectum stretcher?" asks the ol bill,
"Well first you start by inserting one finger into a rectum, then build up too 2,3 and so on until you get a whole hand up there...once the hand is up there you've then got to get in up to your elbows and manipulate the rectum until it's 6 foot"
"and what the hell would you do with a 6 foot ********" asks the copper.
"Give it a uniform,radar gun and tell it to stand on the side of the road" :lol: