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Are you dodgy? (http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html)
Me = 37 years prison - £7500 fine.....Crooked.
Carsick
30-03-06, 07:04 AM
Crooked
Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000
dirtydog
30-03-06, 07:11 AM
Crooked
37 years prison and £7000 fine :shock:
77 years £9500 fine and a possibility of a death sentence
OMG :shock:
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
I am crooked (but I knew that anyway :roll: )
97 Years in clink and £7000 fine. 97 YEARS!! :shock: Thats a lot of soap.... :shock: :shock:
rictus01
30-03-06, 07:30 AM
I must be getting old :cry:
Years in prison: 20.5 Potential fine: £4500
timwilky
30-03-06, 07:32 AM
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0
Make sure I never have a ham shank in Indoesia
Peter Henry
30-03-06, 07:38 AM
Your invite to the Queen's Tea Party and a private audience with His Holiness The Pope will be forwarded to you shortly.
:^o :P :P :P
In the clear
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000
See, I'm a good girl. :twisted:
Amanda M
30-03-06, 07:44 AM
I'm dubious apparently :lol: I could get 5.5 years in prison but no fines so am quids in :wink: :lol:
In the clear
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000
See, I'm a good girl. :twisted:
I'm dubious apparently I could get 5.5 years in prison but no fines so am quids in
Obviously you both lied through your teeth! :wink: :lol:
Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £2000
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
Woohoo
Amanda M
30-03-06, 07:50 AM
In the clear
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000
See, I'm a good girl. :twisted:
I'm dubious apparently I could get 5.5 years in prison but no fines so am quids in
Obviously you both lied through your teeth! :wink: :lol:
:-dd
:lol: :lol:
Peter Henry
30-03-06, 07:51 AM
K and Amanda?
So you want us to believe that you have never had something in your mouth that you shouldn't?
I of course refer to the mince pies on Christmas Day! :wink:
BTW...Would old GYKD call them that or would he have a different name for the traditional pastries?
I'm sure he will be along to enlighten me soon! :P
Amanda M
30-03-06, 07:52 AM
Ahem, yeah, the mince pies :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
mysteryjimbo
30-03-06, 07:52 AM
Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000
In the clear
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000
See, I'm a good girl. :twisted:
I'm dubious apparently I could get 5.5 years in prison but no fines so am quids in
Obviously you both lied through your teeth! :wink: :lol:
I so did not. :evil: :wink:
I was completely honest, I even included the one time I 'accidentally' shoplifted some lightbulbs from B&Q (I put them in a fancy wooden box that I was also buying as it was easier to carry - then totally forgot about them at the checkout and the cashier didn't look inside - didn't realise until a week later when I finally got round to putting something in the box!) :roll:
Most of my crimes were stupid laws like being drunk in a pub. :oops:
hmmm... that cant be right :oops:
creamerybutter
30-03-06, 07:56 AM
Risky
Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000
I won't be eating those mince pies on Christmas day anymore!
Scoundrel
Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
I am a reformed character now and I am dead sorry for them bad things what I done your honour :-dd :D
Anonymous
30-03-06, 08:01 AM
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500
:evil: :oops: :lol:
Btw:-
Peter Henry wrote:
BTW...Would old GYKD call them that or would he have a different name for the traditional pastries?
I'm sure he will be along to enlighten me soon!
Im here Peter. Im not quite sure what you're asking me to say here... :wink: :oops: :lol:
Peter Henry
30-03-06, 08:04 AM
Joe...Just me being very cheeky mate! :wink: I was wondering if "mince pies" might be known by another name in certain circles? :P
Diveboy
30-03-06, 08:05 AM
It wouldn't tell me just said "You're gonna Hang Mofo" :lol: :lol:
Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 I dont think they realise the scale of Oral sex with naked manikins and masterbating while downloading commercial music.
:lol: :shock:
Anonymous
30-03-06, 08:06 AM
Joe...Just me being very cheeky mate! :wink: I was wondering if "mince pies" might be known by another name in certain circles? :P
Ohhh theres all sorts of names my old cocokabana... but alas, this being a U rated site.. im bound by the laws of Greg.. so you'll have to stick to your imagination... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500
:evil: :oops: :lol:
So GYKD, just need a fishing rod and a bow 'n' arrow and you'll be off the scale ! :wink:
Anonymous
30-03-06, 08:09 AM
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500
:evil: :oops: :lol:
So GYKD, just need a fishing rod and a bow 'n' arrow and you'll be off the scale ! :wink:
Erm, something like that. Yeah. :oops: I didnt think i was THAT bad... :cry:
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500
:evil: :oops: :lol
woo hoo somebody more rogue-ish than me!! 8)
hall13uk
30-03-06, 08:13 AM
opppssss :shock:
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 70.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
:twisted:
The Basket
30-03-06, 08:16 AM
Oliver Cromwell banned mince pies during his protecterate. The law has never been reversed.
Something to do with Paganism on a Holy day.
Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Opps, glad i was neva caught!
Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000 :shock: :shock: :shock:
Best go too church on sunday and confess my sins and purge my soul :D
I'm a good boy...
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
:D
SVeeedy Gonzales
30-03-06, 09:19 AM
That's mad, I was shocked at how much stuff I was ticking yes to...
Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £9500
No death sentence though. Which is nice.
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
Same ha ha
I'm a model citizen :shock: :D
"In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0"
Professor
30-03-06, 09:48 AM
Years in prison: 0.5. Potential fine: £5000. Am I really so boring and
unadventurous? :-k Should buy a Harley and join Hell's Angels. :idea:
sharriso74
30-03-06, 09:52 AM
Guess I'm going straight to hell
Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500
Off to buy a lifetimes supply of soap on a rope
the_runt69
30-03-06, 10:31 AM
87 years and £7000, will have to behave myself dont want these taken into account
H
Ceri JC
30-03-06, 10:40 AM
Scoundrel.
Years in prison: 30 Potential fine: £7000
See, this is why surveillance culture is bad. If we actually caught everyone for all crimes they commited, there'd be no one, Peter Henry excepted, that'd actually be working to support those of us "inside". :lol:
PsychoCannon
30-03-06, 10:43 AM
Crooked
Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £7000
rwoodcock01
30-03-06, 11:08 AM
Hmmmmm
Dodgy
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000
Not to shaby, must have cleaned up my act when I married Daphne :wink: :lol:
Cheers
Rich
cyphertheory
30-03-06, 11:27 AM
err
Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000
that doesnt sound like a whole lot of fun to me....
Anonymous
30-03-06, 12:05 PM
Scoundrel.
Years in prison: 30 Potential fine: £7000
See, this is why surveillance culture is bad. If we actually caught everyone for all crimes they commited, there'd be no one, Peter Henry excepted, that'd actually be working to support those of us "inside". :lol:
Talking of this. There was a program on Reality TV on sunday just passed about the USA and their prisoner numbers.
It estimated that at the current rate of people being sent down for minor misdemeanours... by the year 2020 everyone will be associated with a prison... either working in one, or a "resident" of one. :lol: :lol: 100% incarcination!
I'm a goodish girl, well according to the score anyway. :)
Risky - 8 years and £5k fine.
Spiderman
30-03-06, 01:31 PM
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 70.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
:shock:
erm and there are plenty of other things that i could ask to be taken into consideration, but since they didnt ask... I'm not telling!! :lol:
cyphertheory
30-03-06, 01:44 PM
i got the guys at work to do it, no one got above 30 years.....
i didnt realise i was that much of a bad egg
i think it was all the sexual experimentation as a kid that did it :) :D :wink:
amarko5
30-03-06, 01:56 PM
Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £0
tigersaw
30-03-06, 02:56 PM
Years in prison: 103.5 Potential fine: £2000
Hmm, what have I admitted to here?
Anonymous
30-03-06, 03:07 PM
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
ooh im bad :twisted:
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 110.5 Potential fine: £2000 :shock:
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 110.5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well, i am from bracknell :lol: :lol:
kwak zzr
30-03-06, 03:42 PM
20years 2grand :shock: saint kwak!! sorry saint matt :wink:
Cloggsy
30-03-06, 03:56 PM
Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £7000
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000
ooh im bad :twisted:
this, i believe, is the highest jail term so far!!!!
bad assed mo fo :wink:
Sid Squid
30-03-06, 04:13 PM
Seems I'm a bit of a lightweight in this company:
5.5 years in the chokey, fined a piffling 2.5 grand.
Sorry boys and girls, I'm so ashamed :oops: I really feel like I'm letting the side down.
GSXR Carlos
30-03-06, 04:17 PM
Dodgy
Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £7000
kwak zzr
30-03-06, 04:37 PM
mrs kwak zzr just did the test, evan i was surprised at some of her answers :shock: might aswell just throw away the key! :D
Oggyplonk
30-03-06, 04:51 PM
Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £5000 Don't understand :shock: :?
Risky:
Years in prison: 30 Potential fine: £7000 :shock: :wink:
carelesschucca
30-03-06, 05:35 PM
Dodgy:
Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7500
I'M A CRIM AND I'M PROUD also shouting D'oh!!!
carelesschucca
30-03-06, 05:37 PM
Years in prison: 103.5 Potential fine: £2000
Hmm, what have I admitted to here?
lots of years but your kinda cheap!!!
Red ones
30-03-06, 05:47 PM
Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: £2000
goonrider
30-03-06, 05:48 PM
Oh dear, I can't face that much bird, wears me bag & helmet :shock:
"Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000"
Blue_SV650S
30-03-06, 07:10 PM
Criminal, years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000
I think it was the 4nal s3x* that put me over the edge?!?!? :D
*with females I feel I ought to point out ;)
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
must be a good boy.
Anonymous
30-03-06, 08:26 PM
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000
ooh im bad :twisted:
this, i believe, is the highest jail term so far!!!!
bad assed mo fo :wink:
oops just as well ive not been caught, at least not by the police :twisted:
Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £5000
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000
hmm I must be more naughty than I thought :twisted:
Biker Biggles
30-03-06, 10:05 PM
!22 years.£9000 and a possible death penalty.
I had a misspent youth your honour but I'm reformed these days. :wink:
Verdict: DODGY
Years in prison: 6
Potential fine: £7000
Only six, pfft, must use my apparent lack of dodgyness some more. :wink:
hall13uk
30-03-06, 10:48 PM
there are a lot of risky sexual questions there & from a little decduction i reckon anything above about 75-80 years prison time === a very sexually liberated person :wink: :wink:
:oops:
of course i could be wrong :roll: :lol:
Last Action Pimp
31-03-06, 06:31 AM
i am such a good boy!
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
Dodgy
Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000
quikstu
31-03-06, 08:44 AM
88yrs in the slammer & £9,500 fine!
What a scoundrel, alledgedly!
8)
Dodgy :shock:
Years in prison: 33.5 Potential fine: £2000
furrybean
31-03-06, 11:39 AM
Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Oh dear!!!
Biker Biggles
31-03-06, 05:58 PM
Furrybean,you and me need to discuss business--------- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
medwaysv
31-03-06, 06:47 PM
27 years and £7500 fine
dodgy but not as much as some on here it may seem :roll:
Seems I'm a bit of a lightweight in this company:
5.5 years in the chokey, fined a piffling 2.5 grand.
I too am a lightweight. But we already knew that.
Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £7000
Or perhaps some of my misdemeanours weren't listed as an option. :-k
Anonymous
01-04-06, 12:35 PM
!22 years.£9000 and a possible death penalty.
I had a misspent youth your honour but I'm reformed these days. :wink:
woohoo someone badder than me :lol:
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