getting own back on neds (chavs)

[Anonymous]

this happened about 6 weeks ago but ive only just got over it. thought it would give a few of you a wee giggle.

was in local supermarket on my own about 730 at night. place was deserted except a group of 5 neds, 2 boys in shell suits tucked into socks and baseball caps and 3 girls, jeans and cropped tops flashing spare tyres Mr Michellin would be proud of.

they started following me around the shop trying to intimidate me. was starting to work. girls would come up aisle towards me as boys walked behind no one getting out of my road. and then one of the boys (aged about 18) walked past and grabbed my bum, ran off shouting woohoo nice ****. I was shocked but as he had run off just thought id forget about it and carry on shopping. noticed security guard and manager hovering around behind them.

then they came back again following me again. I leaned into chiller to get something and he did it again. I swung my arm round (as taught at kickboxing) and managed to smash his nose all over his face. his pals ran off and he took a step towards me before bursting into tears and running off.

police arrived having been called earlier by manager and asked if I wanted to press charges. said no I was so embarrassed. left my shopping behind and ran out of shop.

had slight bruising on my knuckles the next day and my kick boxing teacher is so proud of me.

maybe he will think twice about harrassing some old dear in the shop again :lol:

[lew893]

Class!!!! :lol: would love to punch one of those little SOB's!!!!! :twisted:

[Cronos]

I don't believe it for one minute! You mean you let a 18 year old who was feeling your bum get away! :lol:

[Anonymous]

I don't believe it for one minute! You mean you let a 18 year old who was feeling your bum get away! :lol:


oh ha ha. i tried to knock him unconscious but obviously didnt punch him hard enough :lol: cheeky git :wink:

[Iansv]

Nice one Hazel... Making young men cry again eh :lol:

[philipMac]

Solid work there. Keep them guessing. :lol:

I was on a bus somewhere around Brighton, trying to catch a flight on the way home from spending the last 4 months by myself in the Andes. There were a few of these yokes legging it around the place acting the bollix, and stopping the bus all the time, opening emergancy doors and things.
Then they started pushing into me and I cracked, picked one of them up, and threw him up the stairs. I have a couple of photos of me from when I came back from that trip... suffice to say I had a slightly rough look about me. There was no more messing about from that point on.

And I still missed the plane. :roll:

[Peter Henry]

You can never beat the unexpected,humbling experience of getting your come uppence. Well done to you Hazel as that kind of reaction really does take "cojones". :wink:

[Diveboy]

Good job well done. Do you have a picture of said behind so we can see what all the fuss was about? :oops: :oops: :)

[Anonymous]

Good job well done. Do you have a picture of said behind so we can see what all the fuss was about? :oops: :oops: :)


oooer mr :lol:

[valleyboy]

I think Diveboy meant to put these at the end of his post:

:twisted: :twisted: :P

[Diveboy]

Good job well done. Do you have a picture of said behind so we can see what all the fuss was about? :oops: :oops: :)


oooer mr :lol:

I have an 8 megapixel SLR camera if that's any help, and a tripod oh wait it's erm... :twisted: :twisted: :P

I think Diveboy meant to put these at the end of his post:

:twisted: :twisted: :P
(is that better?)

[jonboy]

Nice one H. :thumbsup:


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[carelesschucca]

YEAH GO FOR IT MAW!!! Little scum got what he deserved...

[cosmiccharlie]

I'd have paid to have seen the cocky little Chav's nose explode, while he's running with his tail between his legs, should have followed it on with a swinging roundhouse and knocked him through the window :lol:

Something similar happen round our way, and the Chav (cheeky bleeder) pressed charges against the person who defended themselves and won, so damned if you do and damned if you don't,

but the feeling of payback is great though :lol:

[Lou M]

ha ha, nice one :thumbsup:

[Richie]

You do realise At the next ride-out people will keep away from you in fear of Flashbacks :oops: ... only kidding... Well done to you my good lady. :thumbsup: :notworthy: =D> :wink:

Little ***** got what he deserves :twisted: :twisted:

[thor]

I like it! Well done. :D

[Daimo]

My girl, thats a brilliant post to read in the morning.

Bet he didn't feel so big and hard in front of his oh so cool mates now.

Should have offered him a tissue and a hug like his mummy would give him just to rub it in a bit more :lol:

[Anonymous]

just makes me laugh thinking about it now (was expecting police to turn up at my door every night for a month and expecting my picture to be on posters in the supermarket warning other shoppers that this person can be dangerous)

laugh even more thinking about the wee git going home and his mum asking what happened. would he tell her someone her age punched him for groping her or would be say he had been fighting :lol:

[Ping]

YAY!!!! That's awesome :twisted:

[Ceri JC]

Top notch. :D

Well done!

[Amanda M]

:notworthy: Superb! What a star :twisted: best thing is his mates will never let him forget it either :wink: That will hurt as much as his busted nose :lol:

[DanDare]

My nose still hurts! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[kwak zzr]

excellent!!

[Saint Matt]

Only real experience is when I had my old RS125, some chav with his mates shouts over to me "Hey mate, your bike is ****!" while I was getting my lid on after nipping to the shops. I shouted back "Where's yours then you poor *******. Does daddy's dole not fund motorbikes?" He looked a bit stuck for words lol.