Guess what I got in bed this morning?

[Red ones]

It was 9.20am and is open to guesses!

[Biker Biggles]

A Jack Russel with a disgusting half chewed tennis ball?That's what I got. :shock:

[tricky]

As this is a U rated forum, I'll have to say breakfast

[Last Action Pimp]

the keys to your new bike??

speeding ticket?

[Carsick]

at about 9:20am I got rudely awoken.
Not the unpleasant kind of rude, though. :wink:

[Jdubya]

A Jack Russel with a disgusting half chewed tennis ball?That's what I got. :shock:

You weren't the one lying next to me when this happened though :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

also have a jack russel with a penchant for tennis balls

[Moo]

Wind. :lol:

[kwak zzr]

a cup of tea :-dd

[Biker Biggles]

A big end?


Taxi!

[Nexus242]

small red bumps that have a powerfull itch to them??

[Anonymous]

small red bumps that have a powerfull itch to them??

unexpected and welcome relief from the above??

:laughat:

[kwak zzr]

small red bumps that have a powerfull itch to them??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[GSXR Carlos]

euro sport on tv for the start of all the gp including 125s and 250s :wink: thats what i woke up to :lol:

[goonrider]

.........A HORSE'S HEAD ? :roll:

[Diveboy]

a visit from William Shatner
http://www.celebopedia.com/william-shatner/images/william-shatner.jpg

[Peter Henry]

The Betterware Woman? :wink:

[setanta]

It was 9.20am and is open to guesses!

A donner kebab

[Red ones]

None of you were even close.







































A broken nose thanks to my 3 year old son.

[Diveboy]

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Hehehe Sorry to hear that mate. Is it bad?

:lol: :lol:

[falc]

:lol: :lol:

What did you do to make him do that? played with his toy bikes?

Speedy recovery :D

[setanta]

Serves you right for trying to steal his trike :lol:

[Spiderman]

Ouch, sorry to hear it man.
Did you hit him back? :lol:

[Cloggsy]

A broken nose thanks to my 3 year old son.

:shock: Ouch :!:

I've had my nose broken a few times (boxing etc.) But never by my son... But there's time yet I'm sure :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Filipe M.]

But never by my son... But there's time yet I'm sure :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My 19 month daughter already started practising... :? at the age of 1yo, iirc. :?

[Fizzy Fish]

OMG, what did he hit you with??

[Nexus242]

OMG, what did he hit you with??

yeah no kidding.

:)

[Red ones]

OMG, what did he hit you with??

His head!
I am not looking forward to putting my lid on this morning!

Apparently noses are a job for out patients and there is a 2 week wait, so I will probably end up living with it - I don't fancy being knocked out at the hospital just to have it broken again and reset!

I got a new job about a year ago, getting a new house next month - I didn't expect the third thing to be a new nose!

[Peter Henry]

Broken noses don't you love them?!

I have had this particular pleasure on 3 occasions now!

Once playing football when going up for a header.

Another courtesy of a swinging arm when playing rugby.

But the one that actually hurt the most was the heel of a wellington boot which was thrown when mucking about with mates in a tent! :? :P

[Biker Biggles]

I'm sure there's a joke here somewhere involving the words job,nose and blow,but I can't for the life of me think what it is. 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[anna]

I know I shouldnt be laughing but... I just cant help it...

Hope it gets better soon

[Red ones]

What is even more annoying is that I turned up at work at 8am this morning - not realising that I am the late shift guy and, therefore, got here 5 hours early!!!

[Spiderman]

What is even more annoying is that I turned up at work at 8am this morning - not realising that I am the late shift guy and, therefore, got here 5 hours early!!!

Great!
5 hrs of everyone you work with asking "OOOooh, whats happened to your nose then?" Bet you hit the 45th person who asks :lol:

[keithd]

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Hehehe Sorry to hear that mate. Is it bad?

:lol: :lol:

is there a good broken nose then?! ! :shock: