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Jdubya
09-04-06, 11:44 AM
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1. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is
going to kill you.

2. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half.
The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

3. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at Hiroshima and
Nagasaki.

4. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in he
face.

5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

6 . Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

7 . Chuck Norris only uses a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

8 . Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

9. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only
recognizes the element of surprise.

10. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your
future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a
roundhouse-kick to the face.

UlsterSV
09-04-06, 11:52 AM
lmao :lol: :lol:

7 is hilarious.

El Saxo
09-04-06, 11:54 AM
:lol: :lol: Seen the Chuck Norris facts before, but they still make me laugh.

Love the Mr T facts too, favourite has to be this one:

You can douse Mr. T in gasoline, but it is too frightened of him to ignite. He pities the fuel.

:D

falc
09-04-06, 11:56 AM
Wondered how long it would take for this to appear :roll:

"Chuck Norris doesnt need a tin opener he just chews through the tin" :lol:

kwak zzr
09-04-06, 12:36 PM
:lol: :lol: chuck is a star! seen "side kicks" how poo was that! :lol:

DanDare
10-04-06, 12:14 PM
What's really scary is there is a town drunk bum where I live who I am convinced is Chuck Norris!

I wish I could get some photos to prove it, but then there is this whole moral dilemma!

mudge32
10-04-06, 12:22 PM
Bit of silliness involving Chuck Norris :wink:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

Watch the volume if you're at work :lol:

Moo
10-04-06, 03:08 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

keithd
07-04-09, 01:36 PM
do we need two threads on this ??!

not like me to complain....

dizzyblonde
07-04-09, 01:40 PM
Graveyard thread

Alpinestarhero
07-04-09, 01:40 PM
do we need two threads on this ??!

not like me to complain....

I was gonna say, who stole my thunder?!

Chuck!!!

http://www.americajin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chucknorris.jpg

keithd
07-04-09, 01:47 PM
Graveyard thread

dead thread walking...:)