Jdubya
09-04-06, 11:44 AM
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1. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is
going to kill you.
2. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half.
The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
3. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at Hiroshima and
Nagasaki.
4. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in he
face.
5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
6 . Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
7 . Chuck Norris only uses a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
8 . Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
9. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only
recognizes the element of surprise.
10. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your
future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a
roundhouse-kick to the face.
1. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is
going to kill you.
2. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half.
The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
3. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at Hiroshima and
Nagasaki.
4. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in he
face.
5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
6 . Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
7 . Chuck Norris only uses a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
8 . Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
9. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only
recognizes the element of surprise.
10. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your
future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a
roundhouse-kick to the face.