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tricky
13-04-06, 03:31 PM
I notice there has been a little bit of tension in one or two threads recently so I have decided to start this thread where people can "vent"

So here we go then.

I think the football team you support is rubbish

:P :wink:

amarko5
13-04-06, 03:33 PM
I notice there has been a little bit of tension in one or two threads recently so I have decided to start this thread where people can "vent"

So here we go then.

I think the football team you support is rubbish

:P :wink:

Pah Football :!: 22 guy's (or girl's) kicking a bag of wind for 90 minutes :?: WTF is that about :lol:

DanDare
13-04-06, 03:37 PM
I notice there has been a little bit of tension in one or two threads recently so I have decided to start this thread where people can "vent"

So here we go then.

I think the football team you support is rubbish

:P :wink:

So do I :? :? :?

Not sure I've quite got the hang of this.

I know........ Peanut Butter and Marmite is gorgeous*





* For Medical reasons please consume separately!

Supervox
13-04-06, 03:37 PM
I notice there has been a little bit of tension in one or two threads recently so I have decided to start this thread where people can "vent"

So here we go then.

I think the football team you support is rubbish

:P :wink:

Pah Football :!: 22 guy's (or girl's) kicking a bag of wind for 90 minutes :?: WTF is that about :lol:

I assume that you two mean WUSSBALL ?? :P

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:38 PM
What on earth ever possesed you to think that this thread would be of any use to anyone? Such stupidity can only be gained through experience,never could one be born that way!!

independentphoto
13-04-06, 03:39 PM
That's one ugly penguin!

The Basket
13-04-06, 03:40 PM
Hondas and Ducatis are Rubbish.

Now that is the start of an argument. :wink: :lol: 8)

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:40 PM
And since when did you become authority on penguins?

keithd
13-04-06, 03:41 PM
Hondas and Ducatis are Rubbish.

Now that is the start of an argument. :wink: :lol: 8)

hardly, seeing as its FACT

:D

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:42 PM
Someone said to me that buying "bling" parts for an SV was equivalent to polishing a t*rd!

Daimo
13-04-06, 03:42 PM
I've had your mum?

Fact?

:lol:

Please don't kill me, im only playing

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:43 PM
Did you get change from the fiver Daimo? :?

_Stretchie_
13-04-06, 03:44 PM
My gran gets the bus everywhere....


She used to have a V-twin.. Sv650s or something like that...


But she sold it, she said it's TOOOO girly and underpowered :!: :?: :!: :?:




(runs away and ducks for cover :lol: )

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:45 PM
Prefers the bus does she? Says a lot for that Pramaha of yours then!

timwilky
13-04-06, 03:47 PM
That's one ugly penguin!


Oi you annoying amphibian, have you looked in the mirror lately. Us penguins are rather handsome in a male, macho sort of way. I hope a big fish eats you. or a nasty kid sticks a straw up your **** and blows you up till you burst :lol:

Scooby Drew
13-04-06, 03:47 PM
needing an Optimate...

philipMac
13-04-06, 03:48 PM
Hondas and Ducatis are Rubbish.

Now that is the start of an argument. :wink: :lol: 8)

hardly, seeing as its FACT

:D

oh yeah, well, they are not as RUBBISH as IL4s. Unless they are HONDA IL4s. Then they are (RUBBISHxRUBBISH) x BORING.

And, ehh, bits fall off Dukes. And, Jews secretly run the world, and...


THE DEATH PENALTY IS LETTING THEM OFF TOO EASILY.

BRING BACK THE RACK.
And, bike drivers should be allowed beat up cagers, if they forget to lock their doors. If they complain, then should just stop getting in our way.

And cops should be ... eehhh. Somethinged.
Hard though. And, a lot.

Daimo
13-04-06, 03:48 PM
Did you get change from the fiver Daimo? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No, but I did after your dad?

Again, only playing, no offence. Im now off to be sick ha ha ha

Spiderman
13-04-06, 03:48 PM
AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN AT, PAL????

Oh and... You smell and your mum dresses you funny.

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:48 PM
You know Tim, I really wish you would not stand right next to a radiator when you have just visited the gents.

Daimo...My dad? Do you know him? Well at least someone does!

_Stretchie_
13-04-06, 03:49 PM
Prefers the bus does she? Says a lot for that Pramaha of yours then!

Nah, that scares her, the fact that at 120+ you can still put the accelerator on and move...

She said her SV was a bit crappy at anything over 70+ :lol: :lol: :lol:




(OUCH, that's a pre-emptive ouch, I saved you the trouble, now you don't have to hit me :lol: )

Daimo
13-04-06, 03:52 PM
Daimo...My dad? Do you know him? Well at least someone does!

I have no comeback, I have been OWNED after that one
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:53 PM
All we need now is little Missy Goodie Two shoes to show up here.(Her and her words of wisdom on customs and excise,I ask you?)

amarko5
13-04-06, 03:55 PM
All we need now is little Missy Goodie Two shoes to show up here.(Her and her words of wisdom on customs and excise,I ask you?)


[-X

Daimo
13-04-06, 03:55 PM
Don't poke the fire :lol: :lol: :lol:

philipMac
13-04-06, 03:56 PM
Oh yeah. And now, this is solid gold right here, the other day, I was pulling away from lights, and I was sitting between cars, and I hoiked up a massive wheely.
And it was AWESOME. And I WAS AWESOME.

And, then I tore off up the road doing about 150. Giving them the finger.
With me **** half exposed.
And, my bird on the back.
Who was wairing a frilly summer dress and sandals.

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:57 PM
Don't poke the fire? Be a bit safer than some of the things you have had a prod at mate!

Marko...Dont you wag that finger at me,who do you think you are? A Mod?

Phillip...Is there a point to the tale or would you like to post our guesses on a post card? Tut.

Phil...BTw...Was she wearing a thong at the time also? If so just crack on!

timwilky
13-04-06, 03:57 PM
All we need now is little Missy Goodie Two shoes to show up here.(Her and her words of wisdom on customs and excise,I ask you?)

she has already stuck her beak into here. Obviously been frightened away. Or was it jelousy as Peter has a better taste in frocks than that young lady

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 03:59 PM
Frocks young Tim are what mature ladies of your chasing wear. I tend to opt for off the shoulder bijou gowns if you dont mind.

Spiderman
13-04-06, 03:59 PM
Oh yeah. And now, this is solid gold right here, the other day, I was pulling away from lights, and I was sitting between cars, and I hoiked up a massive wheely.
And it was AWESOME. And I WAS AWESOME.

And, then I tore off up the road doing about 150. Giving them the finger.
With me @rse half exposed.
And, my bird on the back.
Who was wairing a frilly summer dress and sandals.

Yeh, sounds about right for a paddy with no self control ;)

Oh, and do you know why the grass in Ireland is so much greener than in the UK?
Cos youre all over here walking on ours!!

Said by a non brit, so please dont take offense mate

howardr
13-04-06, 04:02 PM
Q. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

A. Because they're ugly and they smell.

8)

philipMac
13-04-06, 04:02 PM
Phillip...Is there a point to the tale or would you like to post our guesses on a post card? Tut.

Come on PH. That tale was the start of the all time arguments to end all arguments. The one that got deleted, that people rang up other people, and god knows what else.

That argument is up in the all time hall of fame arguments. I think we lost a member over that one.

philipMac
13-04-06, 04:04 PM
Oh yeah. And now, this is solid gold right here, the other day, I was pulling away from lights, and I was sitting between cars, and I hoiked up a massive wheely.
And it was AWESOME. And I WAS AWESOME.

And, then I tore off up the road doing about 150. Giving them the finger.
With me @rse half exposed.
And, my bird on the back.
Who was wairing a frilly summer dress and sandals.

Yeh, sounds about right for a paddy with no self control ;)

Oh, and do you know why the grass in Ireland is so much greener than in the UK?
Cos youre all over here walking on ours!!

Said by a non brit, so please dont take offense mate

Whadaya mean dont take offense. Sure, I know your probably a terrorist anyway. You and your axil of evil co horts.

Thats it between you and me spidey.

What's been said, cant be unsaid.

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:05 PM
Don't be bringing your twisted logic to this thread young Phillip. Typical Irishman,loves his homeland so much that he decides to live 3'000 miles away from it!

independentphoto
13-04-06, 04:07 PM
Bloody bikers could cause an arguement where no one is LISTENING......

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:07 PM
Vectra's are a lump of lard at handling :lol:

I wouldn't touch one with a bargepole :wink:

Modded cars are the bain of our society :lol:

people who move to spain are just copping out :P

penguins that start car argument threads are asking for extinction :)

Customs officers are just in it for the perks (free booze and fags) :lol:

people who modify bikes with noisy exhausts and small plates are just here to annoy Clarkson :lol:

southerners have no sense of humour :wink:

*my lighter is working on the touch paper again*

cuffy
13-04-06, 04:07 PM
Prefers the bus does she? Says a lot for that Pramaha of yours then!

Nah, that scares her, the fact that at 120+ you can still put the accelerator on and move...

She said her SV was a bit crappy at anything over 70+ :lol: :lol: :lol:




(OUCH, that's a pre-emptive ouch, I saved you the trouble, now you don't have to hit me :lol: )Gloves off down chesel beach saturday young man...i challenge you to a duel....well skimming stones from the sea shore :twisted:

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:08 PM
Mark...Is there anything of relevance that you are likely to offer today? This week? This year?

Spiderman
13-04-06, 04:09 PM
Oh yeah. And now, this is solid gold right here, the other day, I was pulling away from lights, and I was sitting between cars, and I hoiked up a massive wheely.
And it was AWESOME. And I WAS AWESOME.

And, then I tore off up the road doing about 150. Giving them the finger.
With me @rse half exposed.
And, my bird on the back.
Who was wairing a frilly summer dress and sandals.

Yeh, sounds about right for a paddy with no self control ;)

Oh, and do you know why the grass in Ireland is so much greener than in the UK?
Cos youre all over here walking on ours!!

Said by a non brit, so please dont take offense mate

Whadaya mean dont take offense. Sure, I know your probably a terrorist anyway. You and your axil of evil co horts.

Thats it between you and me spidey.

What's been said, cant be unsaid.

Fairy muff, if thats how you wanna be. Resort to name calling eh? Just remember your country and mine ran guns between us for our various causes so NOTHING can break our connection.
I WONT LET IT I TELLS YA!!!!

And i thought it was the Fighting Irish not the "wont be your friend no more Irish"

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:10 PM
Isn't it just typical? You throw the floor open for bit of an argument and guess who avoids it? Yep old Flaming Squirrel! When you fancy one he doesnt want to play!

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:13 PM
Mark...Is there anything of relevance that you are likely to offer today? This week? This year?

Nope :lol: you got a problem with that like :!: Ehh :wink:

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:15 PM
oh here we go.a touch of aggresion from the hairy backed hill dweller!

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:18 PM
oh here we go.a touch of aggresion from the hairy backed hill dweller!


no hairs on my back :wink: bit like your head really :lol: bald and smooth :P

timwilky
13-04-06, 04:18 PM
oh here we go.a touch of aggresion from the hairy backed hill dweller!

I wouldn't worry Peter, those hill billies never leave as they get confused at roundabouts

Rob S (Yella)
13-04-06, 04:19 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall fart in your general direction

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:20 PM
Built for speed Marky,built for speed!

GYKD not popped in yet to give us some of his alternative wisdom I notice,(alternative wisdom my a+se!)

timwilky
13-04-06, 04:21 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:23 PM
Have you noticed how sad some the newbies ar lately? What were they in to before bikes? Crochet?

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:24 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age


Ohh come on Rob S :) you can do better than quoting monty python. :?:

keithd
13-04-06, 04:24 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age

spell checker wouldn't kill you y'know

timwilky
13-04-06, 04:26 PM
There are time when the dry wit and wet pants of the old fart from Skipton are required.

kciN
13-04-06, 04:27 PM
Have you noticed how sad some the newbies ar lately? What were they in to before bikes? Crochet?

I could never crochet. I was into tapestry...

Which monkey are you, left one or right..................... (( :wink: ))

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:28 PM
Keithd wrote:

spell checker wouldn't kill you y'know


Oh hark Mr. CSE English Language!

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:29 PM
oh here we go.a touch of aggresion from the hairy backed hill dweller!

I wouldn't worry Peter, those hill billies never leave as they get confused at roundabouts

nope no confusion went over it about a dozen times, following the rules of the road. :wink: watched all the other plonkers taking no notice :roll: decided to do the same and got pulled for it :wink:

however this hillbilly does get confused at T junctions :wink: which way do i go :?: think i will just turn round and do that twisty section again :lol:

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 04:31 PM
Mark...For heaven's sake what are you waffling about? Check back, did anyone make the slightest indication that they were interested?

Rob S (Yella)
13-04-06, 04:38 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age


Ohh come on Rob S :) you can do better than quoting monty python. :?:

Sorry I thought this was the place for an argument.

Stig
13-04-06, 04:40 PM
Someone said to me that buying "bling" parts for an SV was equivalent to polishing a t*rd!

I have heard that before, but it still made me giggle again. :lol:

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:40 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age


Ohh come on Rob S :) you can do better than quoting monty python. :?:

Sorry I thought this was the place for an argument.

What kind of argument do you want then :?: ya wobbly kneed essex boy, with no sense of humour :P :lol:

philipMac
13-04-06, 04:43 PM
emacs is better than vi.
and Xemacs is for girls.

cuffy
13-04-06, 04:43 PM
Well i think your all a sad bunch of bar stewards for even entertaining a thread like this, truth of the matter is your probably all far too old too ride bikes and your sat languishing at your desks wishing you were some biking god like myself...and to top it all off you probably all smell of stale pi$$ n mothballs :D




:oops: 2 bottles of stella and got carried away wiv meself :D

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:44 PM
emacs is better than vi.
and Xemacs is for girls.

That aint gonna start an argument :lol: as it's FACTual :lol: :lol:

Spiderman
13-04-06, 04:47 PM
emacs is better than vi.
and Xemacs is for girls.

And in english that means what now?

Also, stop torturing your cats you evil man, what the hell is this one wearing currently? Looks like antlers to me.

Bloody wierdo!

philipMac
13-04-06, 04:51 PM
emacs is better than vi.
and Xemacs is for girls.

And in english that means what now?

Also, stop torturing your cats you evil man, what the hell is this one wearing currently? Looks like antlers to me.

Bloody wierdo!
ha ha ha... classic spidey. Well spotted. Antlers it is. I will have to find a new kitty soon though.

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:51 PM
emacs is better than vi.
and Xemacs is for girls.

That aint gonna start an argument :lol: as it's FACTual :lol: :lol:

God I am sitting here thinking Geek as i understood that :lol: this is SAD need the gale force wind and rain to stop so i can get the bike out :roll: ARGGGGHHH I need a fix . some nice gentle Roads to ride , help me I'm stuck in a box :(

Rob S (Yella)
13-04-06, 04:53 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age


Ohh come on Rob S :) you can do better than quoting monty python. :?:

Sorry I thought this was the place for an argument.

What kind of argument do you want then :?: ya wobbly kneed essex boy, with no sense of humour :P :lol:

Right thats it..

As an Essex boy I am therefore half Chav by birth so I am not intelligent enough to engage in an argumentative battle of verbal wit.

Or in Essex talk

R LAV U

Which means "I am going to beat you up" in essex

but in Norfolk it means "I love you"

I am half Norfolk as well so you will have to guess what one I mean.

philipMac
13-04-06, 04:55 PM
emacs is better than vi.
and Xemacs is for girls.

That aint gonna start an argument :lol: as it's FACTual :lol: :lol:

well said marco mate. well said.
although emacs hurts my little finger a bit...

Spiderman
13-04-06, 04:56 PM
emacs is better than vi.
and Xemacs is for girls.

And in english that means what now?

Also, stop torturing your cats you evil man, what the hell is this one wearing currently? Looks like antlers to me.

Bloody wierdo!
ha ha ha... classic spidey. Well spotted. Antlers it is. I will have to find a new kitty soon though.

Nah, just get him/her some new gear. Thers no need to get rid of the whole cat ya know :?




:lol:

amarko5
13-04-06, 04:56 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age


Ohh come on Rob S :) you can do better than quoting monty python. :?:

Sorry I thought this was the place for an argument.

What kind of argument do you want then :?: ya wobbly kneed essex boy, with no sense of humour :P :lol:

Right thats it..

As an Essex boy I am therefore half Chav by birth so I am not intelligent enough to engage in an argumentative battle of verbal wit.

Or in Essex talk

R LAV U

Which means "I am going to beat you up" in essex

but in Norfolk it means "I love you"

I am half Norfolk as well so you will have to guess what one I mean.

would that not be R'LL AV U in essex and R LAV U in norfolk :lol:

ohh no I forget Chav's don't use apostrophe's

Rob S (Yella)
13-04-06, 05:02 PM
Your Mother Was A Hamster, And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries,

I shall f*rt in your general direction

Original, Not that I have heard an insulted like that since my dinasaur died of old age


Ohh come on Rob S :) you can do better than quoting monty python. :?:

Sorry I thought this was the place for an argument.

What kind of argument do you want then :?: ya wobbly kneed essex boy, with no sense of humour :P :lol:

Shut up. You know nothing you northern Fried Mars Bar eating mong. :shock: :wink:
Right thats it..

As an Essex boy I am therefore half Chav by birth so I am not intelligent enough to engage in an argumentative battle of verbal wit.

Or in Essex talk

R LAV U

Which means "I am going to beat you up" in essex

but in Norfolk it means "I love you"

I am half Norfolk as well so you will have to guess what one I mean.

would that not be R'LL AV U in essex and R LAV U in norfolk :lol:

ohh no I forget Chav's don't use apostrophe's

Shut yer gob you don't know nothing you Northern battered Mars bar eating mong. :shock: :wink:

amarko5
13-04-06, 05:06 PM
Shut yer gob you don't know nothing you Northern battered Mars bar eating mong. :shock: :wink:

Methinks I would rather have a mars bar in batter than Jellied eels :lol:

Where are all the Haggis Bashers anyway :wink: no scottish involvment :?: or can they not get over the wall that hadrian built :P

The Basket
13-04-06, 05:09 PM
Calm down, calm down. We are all joined by ownership of the SV650.

Hang on, some forum users don't have SV650s??????

What you doing here drinking our beer and after our wimmen????

Bloody Yamaha/ Honda/ Kawasaki/ KTM/ Ducati (Delete as applicable) riders.

amarko5
13-04-06, 05:09 PM
Where are all the Haggis Bashers anyway :wink: no scottish involvment :?: or can they not get over the wall that hadrian built :P


Scratch that :wink: I have just realised they are all away from their desks smoking outside in the ****ing down rain, cos the new law is in effect up there :lol: :lol: :lol:

amarko5
13-04-06, 05:11 PM
Calm down, calm down. We are all joined by ownership of the SV650.

Hang on, some forum users don't have SV650s??????

What you doing here drinking our beer and after our wimmen????

Bloody Yamaha/ Honda/ Kawasaki/ KTM/ Ducati (Delete as applicable) riders.

Infiltration :wink: the name of the game :lol:

Rob S (Yella)
13-04-06, 05:11 PM
Shut yer gob you don't know nothing you Northern battered Mars bar eating mong. :shock: :wink:

Methinks I would rather have a mars bar in batter than Jellied eels :lol:

Where are all the Haggis Bashers anyway :wink: no scottish involvment :?: or can they not get over the wall that hadrian built :P

Pie & Mash and Jellied eels has gotta beat Mushy peas and deep fried Mars bar anyday

There is no Internet in Scotland yet. Just heards of Haggis living in the hills.

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 05:34 PM
Nothing but sheep worrying goes on up in Scotland. The poor old sheep are worried as to why even the blokes all run around in skirts. :P

Scooby Drew
13-04-06, 05:37 PM
Hey my sheep is well happy you Gibernau lover!

amarko5
13-04-06, 05:39 PM
Hey my sheep is well happy you Gibernau lover!

Have you got scratches on your shins :?: from where the sheeps rear legs have been down your wellies :?: :lol:

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 05:43 PM
Oh here we go,fresh from The Boer War!

Have you noticed that apart froma brief appearance from His Eminence Keithd we have had no other contributors from that Witches Covern otrherwise known as The Megathread?

Maybe all of the dahlings are sat around in open toed sandals singing folk songs in front of a camp fire.

No doubt uttering in their own "megaspeak" little gems such as:

anything from the bar?

I'm going to slip in to the jacuzzi

Ive just put the kettle on

And many other mystical utterances.


I am awaiting a visit from Professor in order that he can regail us with his tales of derring do, particularly the one about his near death experience as he diced with,but finally overtook a fully laden milk float.

Scooby Drew
13-04-06, 05:56 PM
Oh here we go,fresh from The Boer War!

Yeah I remember that, your soldiers had to run home to mummy to get reinforcements to fight a bunch of farmers - pathetic :!:

Viney
13-04-06, 05:59 PM
Peter henry and Jonboy where seperated at birth FACT!

Check out the Your bike and You thread!!

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 06:07 PM
Viney...is there the remotest chance of a worth while post coming from you?

hall13uk
13-04-06, 06:08 PM
AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN AT, PAL????

Oh and... You smell and your mum dresses you funny.


"cries"


ooooo spidy you are sooooo mean :(

lynw
13-04-06, 06:08 PM
Viney...is there the remotest chance of a worth while post coming from you?

About as much chance as finding a perfectly reliable Ducati. :D

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 06:16 PM
oh hello...you've turned up finally have you Miss C and A drawers!

Viney
13-04-06, 06:17 PM
Viney...is there the remotest chance of a worth while post coming from you? All my posts are worth while, its just that you dont have the intelegence to realise. I mean...ooo, lets go to spain and sell villas ;)

amarko5
13-04-06, 06:22 PM
Viney...is there the remotest chance of a worth while post coming from you?

About as much chance as finding a perfectly reliable Ducati. :D

I guess that's a no then :lol:

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 06:23 PM
Viney...I really don't think that would be the best career decision for you unfortunately. Maybe have a rethink on that one.

Marky boy...You see it's like this with Ducati....there are those of us that "get it" and other poor souls that do not. Sniping and criticism just merely highlights this. Not for a Ducatisti to help any lost soul see what they are missing. They are best left with their 3 a penny Nipponese machines.

Stingo
13-04-06, 06:27 PM
Yeah - and another thing - our system of government is the best in the world - if it wasn't for the House of Lords, we'd all be up the creek without a paddle!! 8)

So there!!

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 06:31 PM
Stingo...well good evening Mr.Obvious..tut...some people!

lynw
13-04-06, 06:33 PM
oh hello...you've turned up finally have you Miss C and A drawers!

No I have L and R on my boots. Dont need my knickers so labelled. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Skip
13-04-06, 06:34 PM
Well I have had the worst day so far so in answer to all the above...

vi rules because I have never learnt emacs :P

All bikes are rubbish apart from an SV650 K1.... in Candy Anteres Red.... and in my garage :P

Anyone who lives outside of Norfolk is just plain wrong... :P

I hate computers and the people that use them! So why am I sitting here on one?! :x :? :roll: :(

Ahh - feeling a bit better now, deep breaths, deep breaths *sigh*

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 06:51 PM
*(has a hearty little giggle at Lyn's last response)

Yes but who reads them out for you dear?

Law
13-04-06, 07:07 PM
???

philipMac
13-04-06, 07:20 PM
*(has a hearty little giggle at Lyn's last response)

Yes but who reads them out for you dear?
Calling women "dear" is absolutely top notch provocation. It deftly combines many finely interwoven layers of both sexism, and condesention.

Some of your finest work PH.

Skip
13-04-06, 07:32 PM
Calling women "dear" is absolutely top notch provocation. It deftly combines many finely interwoven layers of both sexism, and condesention.

Some of your finest work PH.
Works both ways - Mrs Skip will often say "Yes dear" when she is paying no attention whatsover to what I am saying...!

seedy100
13-04-06, 07:32 PM
There is absolutly nothing wrong with calling a woman dear.



If she charges more than a fiver! :roll:




And another thing, only the linguistically challanged start a sentance with And.


And whats more I hate this politically correct Cr@p, by "linguistically challanged" I meant THICK.

Cloggsy
13-04-06, 07:47 PM
And whats more I hate this politically correct Cr@p, by "linguistically challanged" I meant THICK.

Indeed... When I was at High school, a lad in my form was trying to explain to the Maths teacher that he had Discalculous (numeric dyslexia,) but didn't know the correct word for it... The teacher (a welsh bloke, Mr Bryn Jones :roll:) said "Oh, I know what your problem is boy... You are bloody thick see!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

True story :!:

philipMac
13-04-06, 07:47 PM
things seem to have slackened off a bit. Hmmm. There's only one thing for it.



JEREMY CLARKSON

Peter Henry
13-04-06, 07:57 PM
Don't Jap bikes make good dominoes? I suggest this as "someone I know" yesterday err hum "nudged" the first in a long row of bikes when manouvering in to a parking space.

Apparently it was a sight to behold as each in turn gently toppled to the right. He being a good hearted soul intended at first to wait to explain and offer help to the unwitting owners. However in the end he decided to "f*ck it" as he felt sure they would all understand. He promptly left.

lynw
13-04-06, 08:09 PM
*(has a hearty little giggle at Lyn's last response)

Im surprised you got that :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have to say whoever thinks calling a woman dear is guaranteed to wind them up is fundamentally mistaken. We've grown up with elderly female relatives calling us that.

Now being called luv on the other hand is guaranteed to annoy. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Unless its in response to this post when its a tad expected since originality is very lacking on here. :wink: :D