A fisherman's tale.

[Peter Henry]

Ok Bank Holiday weekend and all that. A thread for people to come up with any kind of tale which might be a complete barrow full of bull,but presented in such a way that it could just be believable! As serious or as ridiculous as you like....off you go.... :P :P

[Quiff Wichard]

Peter Henry is a great guy.




















:wink:

[timwilky]

Who has been know to tell a tale or two

[Filipe M.]

Who has been know to tell a tale or two

...thousand.

[Peter Henry]

ah ok, so we are doing a you follow my line type tale? I can do that...carry on....maybe if people coule add more than a single line when they contribute? :?


Although as he gazed through the smoked glass window of the bike stealership, he knew if he walked in he would never be able to face his SV.Org friends again.....

[GSXR Carlos]

with that in mind, he popped in side,
just to see what was on offer :lol:

[Mr Toad]

back in the Uk they all cheered . . .

[GSXR Carlos]

when all of peter's money dissappeared

[Anonymous]

when all of peter's money dissappeared

together with that god forsaken 749 which he traded in part ex for a

[GSXR Carlos]

Burgman :lol:

[Anonymous]

Burgman :lol:

PMSL!!

in pink with rainbows painted down the side. "perfect" thought Peter, just what ive always

[Filipe M.]

The one he got after scaring himself sh*tless on his C90!

[GSXR Carlos]

in pink with rainbows painted down the side. "perfect" thought Peter, just what ive always

wanted, something that looks fantastic and is practical, look its got a boot, now i can carry my zimmer frame

[Mr Toad]

and it even works when it rains

[GSXR Carlos]

however the rain in spain falls mainly on the plains
so its hardly something he has to worry about

[Supervox]

However, it wasn't long before he found that the raw power of the Burgman really was more than he'd bargained for - a devastating realisation when he'd lusted after the machine for so long . . .

[GSXR Carlos]

so what's what the white bits down the side were, i just thought they were go faster erm splodges :wink:

[Supervox]

It took me quite a time to figure out that Peter was lying about the size of the seagulls in Spain !!

[Peter Henry]

A he roared along he noticed 2 cars stopped ahead at a set of traffic lights, one was being driven by Daimo.....his high powered Corsa. In the other sat Jelster in his rather hum drum Vectra....

[timwilky]

The lights changed.
Daimo's Corsa roared
he let the clutch out, it coughed and spluttered.
As it was pulled along in Peters slipstream
Jelster cruised by with a knowing smile on his face.

What was that he was waving ?

[Peter Henry]

It was a VIP invite to the Fireblade Owners annual Bring and Buy extravaganza....a much sought after token which allowed one to join many like minded......

[GSXR Carlos]

power ranger, wig wearing good folk

[Peter Henry]

Such events often turn a little raucous as people recount there GP start pull aways from traffic lights that leave Sedgeways(just about)in their wake.Many often compare notes on preferred choice of lingerie when out riding their bikes....

[GSXR Carlos]

to which peter piped up with sexy corset and stockings,
but how can that offer any ...

[Peter Henry]

kind of protection and allurement when stopped by the Police for road side inspection....

[GSXR Carlos]

bend over mr henry said the unwitting peace man,

lets have a look around :shock: ....

[Balky001]

The peaceman got on his radio and told HQ, I think we just found Lucan and Shergar, we may need to cordon off...

[Peter Henry]

the whole area. There could be a terrible stink if this lot gets out, and

[GSXR Carlos]

they sent three cars, two choppers and an ambulance just in case ...

[scooby2102]

they sent three cars, two choppers and an ambulance just in case ...

...Lord Lucan tried to disappear again on the back of Shergar so the choppers could spot them with their heat sensor camera's then shoot the toff clean off Shergars back with their heat seeking missiles and the ambulance was on hand in case they missed and took out some Punters via Friendly Fire who had all their money on Shergar when they should really have had an each way bet on Friendly Fire...

[GSXR Carlos]

pmsl :lol:

[Peter Henry]

Suddenly there was a loud back fire,and Peter shuffled, embarassed and began to apologise and put the blame for the outburst on a rather suspect burger he had eaten earlier at Devil's Bridge.Just as he finished speaking.....

[scooby2102]

...the coppers blacked out from the appalling guff and they were carried into the ambulance and given oxygen then when they came round pete was arrested for letting loose a dangerous discharge in public and thrown into a police cell where he was greeted by a big bloke.......

[Peter Henry]

Who insisted on being called Kennetha, who was the owner of a IL4 motorcycle which....

[sharriso74]

was the envy of the SV riding.....

[Peter Henry]

Transvestites that are often to be found cruising at the Ace Cafe and who are not normally viewed as...

[Supervox]

anything other than potential romantic interludes to the aforementioned Senhor Henry. However, getting back to Kennetha . . .

[Swiss]

Who by now had made enquires with Snr Henry as to whether he had ever play the game Mummies and .......

[Balky001]

mummies. Peter knew this game well but where were they to find celery and a feather boa in the cell. There was a knock on the cell door and Kennetha sprung up to

[scooby2102]

There was a knock on the cell door and Kennetha sprung up to

...attention as it was a rather tasty lookin lady warden dressed in stockings and suspenders and also wearing a PVC balaclava with gas mask attached and a nice little sexy black gortex basque (in case things got hot and sweaty) but when Kennetha "slipped the hand" with the tasty warden bint lady, he was aghast to find two meat and veg down below (although there was still no sign of the Celery stick) but when Kennetha looked closer, the moustache was a dead giveaway...Lucan ya bass he exclaimed...

[Peter Henry]

"How come you get to bring me my dinner?" His words tailed of as somewhere nearby a shrill blood curdling scream pierced the air. "Oh no it sounds like Supervox must have parped,judging by the reaction." As they stared to where the scream had come.....

[scooby2102]

...As they stared to where the scream had come.....

there was total panic and confusion so since Lord Lucan had been rumbled, he slipped the gas mask and balaclava back on so he could breathe normally again then quietly slipped off down the corridor towards the screams, safe from the suffocating stenchy guff from Supervox's bum chuff (that had descended like a pea souper fog in the confined corridors, knocking out all the prison officers in its wake) only to find that the Vox man...

[Supervox]

. . . was sat in the coridoor wondering :-

(a) Why he was there in the first place
(b) What all the fuss was about

Finally he figured it out -

He was there to bail Sr Henry, but - now he'd 'let rip' he had a decision to make - should he :-

(a) Save his hard earned money, nick a set of keys from a guard & let Peter out - thereby making himself & Peter fugitives

(b) Leave the bail money along with a note on the front desk explaining what he'd done

(c) Forget the whole thing as it was a naff idea in the first place

After a few minutes contemplation he decided to . . .

[Peter Henry]

return the hand made full leathers with kenny Everett like gap in the rear, and to try to adopt a more low key form of attire when cruising on his Kymco V twin. This decision did not come easy as he felt that his standing in motorcycling circles was not now as it was in the days when....

[Supervox]

. . . he used to terrorise the poor population of Lymington on his trusty TS 125 - screaming up & down the high street on 1 wheel; scaring the living daylights out of the 'twitchers' on & around the many marshland trails & generally behaving in a manner that Peter could only dream of.

If only his sturdy fire-engine red C90 had that little bit more power - not too much more you understand, nothing like as much as the fire-breathing beast of a Burgman previously mentioned in this tale - just enough for him to be able to . . .

[Peter Henry]

Outpace a Fireblade over the first 2 feet from any drag start from traffic lights. He had a devilish plan forming though, and this involved the fitting of an open under seat exhaust to finally unleash the beast from within....then...Supervox would be history.

As he pondered away in the distance he could see....

[Supervox]

. . . some sort of ceremony taking place.

As he wandered closer, his curiosity now aroused (much the same state as when he sits astride the mighty C90) - he was certain that he recognized some of the people attending this gathering. Suddenly, there was music coming from a pair of giant speakers - THE WEDDING MARCH - it couldn't be could it ? No, it wasn't possible was it ? But sure enough, there right before his eyes, about to be married were . . .