pig flu

[Quiff Wichard]

I have pig flu




I have had it for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek !

[_Stretchie_]

:roll:

:lol:

[Peter Henry]

Is that not a rather rash(er) prognosis? :P

[Supervox]

Is that not a rather rash(er) prognosis? :P

Bet he's telling porkies . . .






. . . you know ALL about those don't you Peter ? :P :wink:

[Peter Henry]

Super...I thought that we had agreed to chop that conversation? :wink: :P Despite me getting a bit of a ribbing! :P

[Spiderman]

oh you lot, with your ham fisted attempts at humour.


:takeabow:

[cuffy]

I think i got it too....i keep getting this crackling in my ears. :lol: :lol:

[kwak zzr]

snout wrong with that joke :lol:

[tinpants]

Oh puh-lease! Trotter-long now. Nothing to see here! :D :D

[Mr Toad]

someone had better call a hambulance . . .

[Stingo]

Enough already!! The sty's the limit!! :lol:

[Quiff Wichard]

what have I started ??
RIGHT - BEDTIME- TIME TO PORK THE MRS..




(NO CHIPPOLATA REFERENCES PLEASE)

[Peter Henry]

I believe that there is a bit of an epidemic going on, best get along and LOIN up to see your GP. :P

I bet Quiff was lying...I know he likes ham sh*nk! :P

[cuffy]

This thread is becoming tiresome now.
I'm sure theres FARMore intersting things on this site.
If anyone else can think of more pig innuedos then feel free too oblige.
Let the banter begin....GAMMON (game-on)



I'll grab me coat :oops:

[valleyboy]

:nomore: :lol:

[keithd]

erm..bacon!

:?

not got the hang of this really have i?

when swill it all end....?

[Peter Henry]

I totally agree that this thread is a complete BASTE of time and Quiff deserves a good roasting for even mentioning his problem.

The outlook is not all black (pudding) when you put it all in to context though. If it was then maybe Quiff has had his bacon! :? If this is a false alarm then maybe he deserves a little time in the joint? :P

[kwak zzr]

gammon everyone lets stop squealing.

[GSXR Carlos]

can we have this thread bacon track please, pray tell what is pig flu

is it swine fever?

[kwak zzr]

better slurry up bike racing's on at 3.

[kwak zzr]

could do with a PIG skin seat?

[medwaysv]

this thread is apple-ing getting to be a bit of a boar

[Stingo]

Oh look - come on - S'ow's about stopping all this pig-in-a-poke mallarkey?

[Peter Henry]

These one liners have been making me squeal with laughter. Although I must say that not much of the content is at all Kosher. :P

[Quiff Wichard]

I suppose it is all funny

in a rind about way ...

[medwaysv]

if pigs watched football i dont suppose any of them would support wolves or west ham





:roll:

[medwaysv]

..... or totten-ham



ok ok enuff :oops:

[GSXR Carlos]

:roll: :nomore:

[Peter Henry]

Some of the folks here have a nasty streak(y) maybe we need to smoke them out? We know who the main sauce is.

[UlsterSV]

This thread has certainly produced some ir-rasher-nal posts. I think it needs scratching(s).

[kwak zzr]

I'm snout of material now :(

[Peter Henry]

Well it did help fillet a bit of time didn't it? :P

[K]

Y'know. I've been suffering from the mother of all colds for about four days now.

All you lot do is make jokes. :cry:




































You're pigs, the lot of you. :twisted:

[Peter Henry]

K...aaah...come here :grouphug:

Colds can be a swine to get rid of! (oops!) :P

[UlsterSV]

Looks like we've rump-led K's feathers.

[Peter Henry]

Maybe we best li-ver alone then.

[UlsterSV]

Hey, if she doesn't like it that's her trough luck.

[Quiff Wichard]

carry on.....


trotter long

[Peter Henry]

Was thinking of sty-ing a while,but maybe not.

[kwak zzr]

http://upload3.postimage.org/122646/funny_pig.jpg (http://upload3.postimage.org/122646/photo_hosting.html)

[Spiderman]

relevant and it'll make you laugh....

:wink:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4914320.stm

[kwak zzr]

http://upload3.postimage.org/122669/pigbike.jpg (http://upload3.postimage.org/122669/photo_hosting.html)

[cuffy]

http://upload3.postimage.org/122669/pigbike.jpg (http://upload3.postimage.org/122669/photo_hosting.html)What a ham-fisted attempt at a motor bike..made a right pigs ear out of that :D

[UlsterSV]

http://upload3.postimage.org/122669/pigbike.jpg (http://upload3.postimage.org/122669/photo_hosting.html)What a ham-fisted attempt at a motor bike..made a right pigs ear out of that :D

Hey! I bet that hog has some grunt!

[Peter Henry]

The Suzuki design department made a pig's ear of the design for the SV replacement! :P