the ideal wife ?

[amarko5]

I Know a lad up here, runs with us on occasions.

now this lad has a 2005 fireblade , asks his wife for a paddock stand for his birthday.

on his birthday She tells him to go to the local honda dealer to pic up his paddock stand, he duly goes' only to find the dealers chock a block with people oggling at this custom painted paddock stand sitting in the middle of the showroom with a new 2006 fireblade painted by dream machine in repsol honda colours and wrapped in a red ribbon with a birthday card stuck to the windshield.

now thats my kind of wife (wish i could find her though) :lol: :lol:

[Peter Henry]

Nah,she's probably lousy between the sheets and has all kinds of hang ups! :?

[amarko5]

i believe the comment from some of his friends was "she cant sit down she is that sore" :oops: :lol:

[mysteryjimbo]

i believe the comment from some of his friends was "she cant sit down she is that sore" :oops: :lol:

Now how is she going to go pillion?

[MrMessy]

I married mine 30 years ago! She looks after me, goes out on the bike with me and best of all is giving me some money towards another bike!

[_Stretchie_]

I married mine 30 years ago! She looks after me, goes out on the bike with me and best of all is giving me some money towards another bike!


She got a younger sister??? :wink:

[Balky001]

i believe the comment from some of his friends was "she cant sit down she is that sore" :oops: :lol:

I see she's good to his friends too!

So I don't understand why he wasn't annoyed with the dealer. Why was he using his paddock stand to display the showroom bike on it - surely the paddock stand should not have been used? Hope you mate likes it though.

[_Stretchie_]

Maybe she bought him the bike too....

Oooooooh she's sounding better all the time....

[The Basket]

Question is did she buy the bike?

Or charge it on his credit card!!!!

Surely a nice GSX-R1000 would have been a greater sign of love?

[anna]

...... ideal wife??? buying a fireblade!!! ....... :shock:...... surely that just equates to a wife with no taste???


*ducks and runs for cover*

[Balky001]

Did she do a part ex though or has he now got a 2005 and a 2006 Fireblade (2005 going very cheap??)

[thor]

That is a nice birthday surprise!

[Ceri JC]

Did she do a part ex though or has he now got a 2005 and a 2006 Fireblade (2005 going very cheap??)

She probably has her eye on his old bike. :)

[Alpinestarhero]

my girlfreind would make the perfect wife! Dosnt complain when i got the bikes on (actualy, she sits down and watches it, hurling insults and stuff at the screen!). She is gonna pay insurance for my first bike. She wants to learn to ride (dunno if it'll happen, she;s deaf). Sweet for me huh?

:lol:

Matt

[Razor]

I'd rather ride my bike than my mate's wife, but sometimes I just can't help myself.

[amarko5]

2005 bike was traded in 3,500 miles (yeah sunday rider :lol: ) and the money for the paint and the upgrade was from her account .

and yes the bike was included in the present :lol: :lol:

[Warren]

bet its on his credit card though.

[Balky001]

bet its on his credit card though.

Question is, when is she going to tell him what she did to feel this guilty!

[setanta]

Nah,she's probably lousy between the sheets and has all kinds of hang ups! :?

Who cares Ill take the blade...thanks
Anyway if she is that caring, between the sheet will be very very good, lucky barsteward.
Does he know he has died and gone to heaven :?: :lol: