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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RpxEbY6PI
furrybean
22-04-06, 03:13 PM
Ok I apologise if this offends but a bit more blasphemy...
http://upload3.postimage.org/152483/miracle9aa.jpg (http://upload3.postimage.org/152483/photo_hosting.html)
Terence
22-04-06, 03:54 PM
oh boy... :o
coming up next... cartoons of Mohammed with a bomb in his turban, just make sure you apologise first :wink:
reminds me of the old gag:-
Salman rushdie has written two books following from the Satanic Verses; Jesus was a chippies mate, and Buddha you fat *******
Biker Biggles
22-04-06, 04:08 PM
I'm Brian and so is my wife. :lol:
carelesschucca
22-04-06, 04:27 PM
I don't get why people dig the guy, I mean he's only the Paul Daniels of his day, any average magician can turn water into wine, and walk on water can't they...
And David Blane survived in a glass box for weeks, Jesus only spent a couple in the cave!!!
videos brilliant mind you!!!
Spiderman
22-04-06, 07:09 PM
You'l all be struck down by lightning now ya know.
:lol:
Peter Henry
22-04-06, 07:13 PM
As a Born Again Christian I find it offensive that anyone would choose to use any religion as suitable for the focus of joviality.
If more of you had a God in your lives your attitude would I think be different.
chazzyb
22-04-06, 07:17 PM
As a Born Again Christian I find it offensive that anyone would choose to use any religion as suitable for the focus of joviality.
If more of you had a God in your lives your attitude would I think be different.
Peter, your piety is admirable.
Spiderman
22-04-06, 07:25 PM
As a Born Again Christian I find it offensive that anyone would choose to use any religion as suitable for the focus of joviality.
If more of you had a God in your lives your attitude would I think be different.
Mate, i have god in my life and i'm very spiritual.
But i dont follow any religion.
Man doesnt need religion to be with god. Some choose religion in the way other choose drugs.
Surley you can take some harmless jokes peter?
Peter Henry
22-04-06, 07:27 PM
Chazzy...It is a pity that were not more of a similar mind in this world.
Spidey because you choose to adhere to religion in your own way,it does not make it right for you to poor scorn on those that follow a more "traditional route". I am a little surprised at you in truth. :?
Biker Biggles
22-04-06, 07:29 PM
If I could find my teeth I'd bite. :lol:
Spiderman
22-04-06, 07:36 PM
Spidey because you choose to adhere to religion in your own way,it does not make it right for you to poor scorn on those that follow a more "traditional route". I am a little surprised at you in truth. :?
I'm in no way pouring scourn. The humour here is no more harmful than that is things like South Park. Its just poking fun at the idea, not at an individual level at your or anyone elses belief systems.
Just cos i watch South Park and laugh out loud dont mean i wanna go out and kill little boys in orange parkas with their hoods up.
:D
Peter Henry
22-04-06, 07:36 PM
Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude of counsellers there is safety.
Proverbs (ch. XI, v. 14)
Anonymous
22-04-06, 07:47 PM
As a Born Again Christian I find it offensive that anyone would choose to use any religion as suitable for the focus of joviality.
If more of you had a God in your lives your attitude would I think be different.
Last time I looked you were busy worshipping Mammon as far as I could tell, Peter :wink:
Biker Biggles
22-04-06, 08:08 PM
Remember PH lives in Spain these days and there are loads of religeous nutters there.Even Catholics,so he may well have become one of them.
In my day the Rhonda road was full of Methodists. :wink:
valleyboy
22-04-06, 08:10 PM
Its better than Rhondda road... thats full of sheep.... :lol:
Biker Biggles
22-04-06, 08:17 PM
That's the one that used to be full of Methodists.And male voice choirs. :P
Peter Henry
22-04-06, 09:17 PM
Wherever I might be I never walk alone,as the Lord is always right there with me.
Biker Biggles
22-04-06, 09:20 PM
Christ he's turned into a Liverpool supporter as well.Take "the pledge" tomorrow eh?
Peter Henry
22-04-06, 09:23 PM
Even in a place like Liverpool there is good to be found,and work to be done. He will reach out to those that seek him.
There have always been men that did good things and men who did bad things BUT it took religion to make good men do bad things :cry:
chris (non-believer)
furrybean
22-04-06, 10:37 PM
I've been a catholic all my life, my girlfriend is a devout catholic yet I think once you start the higher than tho approach with religion it is a recipe for disaster and heavy confronation. As Bill bailey said, "Keep your nose clean and hope everything pans out alright!"
Dan
Peter Henry
22-04-06, 10:48 PM
Chris...a rather profound quote that you used there. Can you substantiate the meaning behind it? Do you really believe that to be true or are you simply happy to use that as a set phrase....something of a cop out...a failing perhaps on your part to bring a more credable argument to the table?
Religion is a gift for the enrichment of lives,not for provoking confrontation
the_runt69
22-04-06, 11:03 PM
Perhaps PH if more people took the Dave Allen approach to religion, there would not be fanatics from all religions murdering each other in the name of God. To be able to laugh is something God gave us and if its directed at him I'm sure he must have a sense of humour.
H
each to there own, anyway.....no nails is crap.
wigan650s
23-04-06, 09:37 AM
each to there own, anyway.....no nails is crap.
depends what your trying to use it on!!
Well Oiled
23-04-06, 09:45 AM
each to there own, anyway.....no nails is crap.
depends what your trying to use it on!!
Try Solvite wallpaper paste. Some of us are old enough to remember that it stuck that poor bugger to an aeroplane wing, and then they did some aerobatics !
Pete - Another tongue in cheek serious post? Just casting my mind back to your mum and dad's marriage post :roll:
Peter Henry
23-04-06, 10:54 AM
The Lord took rest on the 7th day and so I must follow his lead. I will spend some enriching hours reading passages from The Bible, one or two of you might follow my lead and allow yourselves to see what your modern life style shields you from.
Some of you folks are just a bit tightly wound :lol:
Filipe M.
23-04-06, 03:41 PM
Wherever I might be I never walk alone,as the Lord is always right there with me.
So that's why you're converting your Ducati to Monoposto? :P
The Lord took rest on the 7th day and so I must follow his lead. I will spend some enriching hours reading passages from The Bible, one or two of you might follow my lead and allow yourselves to see what your modern life style shields you from.
Surely Sir you take the pish?
Peter Henry
23-04-06, 03:55 PM
When you escape those scarey moments when riding on your motorcycle,is it luck? Or divine intervention that allows you to retell the tale?
Dude, let me tell you all about my religion, seeing as you've asked an' all...
http://www.churchofsatan.com/
The Nine Satanic Statements
by Anton Szandor LaVey
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Biker Biggles
23-04-06, 04:13 PM
Nice one Razor.I'll drink to that--------After confession of course. :lol:
Spiderman
24-04-06, 09:04 AM
...
Religion is a gift for the enrichment of lives,not for provoking confrontation
Not the way i see it.
Religion is mans way to have more power over other men.
Some wield power thru economics, some thru politics and yet others thru spirituality.
Any man that tells me the relationship i have with the Creator is wrong unless its done thru their church/synagogue/mosqe/whatevere else is simply trying to have control over me and my life.
Religion is a tool for control and many many many bad things have been done in the name of various religions.
People who have no reason to fight each other will happilt do so cos writings from thousands of years ago convince them that they should.
Spirituality, is a good thing. Rules about how to be spiritual are just put there by man.
Peter Henry
24-04-06, 09:10 AM
Razor...Was there a point you were wishing to share with us?
Spidey,despite the rhetoric you do indeed appear to be in turmoil. I will make a point of mentioning you and praying for your salvation in my next bible group.
Razor...Was there a point you were wishing to share with us?
I wish I could share, but that's against my religion :twisted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RpxEbY6PI
Originally this thread was about the chuckles... :roll: Where did It go wrong?
Peter Henry
24-04-06, 09:13 AM
Razor...No problem,at least you have religion in your life and are not like so many poor lost souls out there.
Doesn't being an estate agent and a born again christian seem a bit hypocritical?
Spiderman
24-04-06, 09:16 AM
Razor...Was there a point you were wishing to share with us?
Spidey,despite the rhetoric you do indeed appear to be in turmoil. I will make a point of mentioning you and praying for your salvation in my next bible group.
Please dont.
I dont wish to associate myself with any prayers sent up by a bunch of born agains.
Thanks but no thanks pete.
i wont be wasting my time praying that you open your eyes, so dont waste your time praying for me to close mine.
And i think razor made his point didnt he? Clealry they have a better time worshiping the way they do. Its suits their belief system more than your doctrines do.
Peter Henry
24-04-06, 09:20 AM
Spidey..Open my eyes? That is rather rude. It is due to the things that I see in this modern world that has made me realise that the only thing of true value in this dreadull place is God. No matter what his name might be to other's of a spiritual nature or other creed.
Remember your time in this life is merely to prepare you for the next.
Razor,...And how does my religious belief and my profession conflict in the manner you suggest? Try thinking beyond the boundaries of stereo typing. You of all people I feel have a need for something of greater value in your life. Do you go to church at all?
Jesuuus, listen for the pop when your head comes out your own **** won't ya :toss:
Peter Henry
24-04-06, 09:24 AM
Razor...That is very crude and not very christian is it?
Mr Henry out fishing again?
Spiderman
24-04-06, 09:27 AM
Spidey..Open my eyes? That is rather rude.
How is my opinion of what you know or believe any ruder then this comment
Spidey,despite the rhetoric you do indeed appear to be in turmoil..
How can you judge that i appear "to be in turmoil" and be allowed to make such a judgment of someone who you have never even met.
I believe those who follow religions are indeed blind and in need of guidance from others. I choose to find my own way thru life. No man will lead me where i want to go, only where he wants me to follow.
Peter Henry
24-04-06, 09:30 AM
Aggresive demeanour or communication is often a smoke screen, a cry for help.
The Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.
4. Self-deceit—It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!
5. Herd Conformity—That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.
6. Lack of Perspective—Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints—know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies—Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
8. Counterproductive Pride—That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
9. Lack of Aesthetics—This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing—it’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.
mudge32
24-04-06, 09:33 AM
http://www.watchfarscape.com/forums/images/smilies/fishing.gif :roll:
Peter Henry
24-04-06, 09:35 AM
Razor..Must you rely on copy and paste? Are you not able to formulate and present a reasoned argument for yourself?
Keith...Indeed I cast my net far and wide as a good fisherman does in order to bring those aimless souls to a better place.
Spidey might benefit from reading the following, no-one makes it through the difficult phase known as "life" alone, whether you believbe it or not he is there even for you......
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."
The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."
Spiderman
24-04-06, 09:50 AM
Aggresive demeanour or communication is often a smoke screen, a cry for help.
Is that in response to me?
You can feel aggresion thru my written and unspoken words? My god you are a capable man :roll:
Also the above is simply your opinion.
My opinion is that a holier than thou demeanour is often the sign of a weak mind, the act of a person who requires a set of rules for them to be able to live their lives by.
The behaviour of one who is so out of touch with his naturaly spirituality that he believes himslef to be in a position to inform others of his newly acquired beliefs.
And expect them to follow or judge them to be wrong and foolish for not doing so.
Why do all chrissys feel that they are like GW bush.
Either youre with us or your not.... and if youre not then we must change you to fit in with what we believe to be right.
Get a grip ffs.
What utter utter bollix.
Your God will smite your **** for asking questions of him. Smite you I say!
Spiderman
24-04-06, 09:54 AM
and do you have any idea of how many times i've read "Footsteps".
I really dont need you to copy/paste that for me.
Oh and look you copy/pasted something. Isnt that what you just criticised Razor for doing?
but its ok for you to do, cos like any good christian its whats suits you at the time that is "right"
:roll:
This started as a thread for fun and has disintegrated into one of the most hateful things. And one of the biggest wastes of time.
A disscusion about religion.
How dull. :(
*goes off to find something inflamatory to all religions*
fizzwheel
24-04-06, 09:54 AM
If you choose to follow a faith and that faith brings you strength and courage then I respect that.
If you choose not to follow a faith and make your own way in life then I also repect that.
I dont believe in being respectful to anybodies religion, I also dont believe that the forum is the place to debate the rights and wrongs of it.
If you wish to complain to me via PM then feel free to do so. If you wish to complain to Admin or Admin2 then that is of course your choice.
I'm locking this now before it gets out of hand
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