The cows are loud tonight...

[northwind]

Very annoying creatures, cows.

[philipMac]

Are you locked Northy? :lol:

[BILLY]

Curious too!!!! ever stopped at a layby and every cow in the field came across to have a look?

[GSXR Carlos]

shut your bloody window then, or get out of the fields,





















:oops:
oops sorry thought you were valley boy :lol:

[philipMac]

I have just realised I havent heard, or seen farm animals in years.

Huh.

I think want to go home :cry:

[northwind]

You're welcome to these ones. They're miles away and they're still too loud. You probably couldn't hear my bike this far away. THey must be all diaphragm and lungs, where do they keep the grass?

[philipMac]

They have a shed load of stomachs too.

Which is good. Backups.

[Cloggsy]

Very annoying creatures, cows.

Eh :?: :-s

[philipMac]

They are probably doing the MoooOOOOOEEEHEHEEHEHHHOOO noise.

Cow yodeling.

[Razor]

Cows are tasty.

[northwind]

Well, hurry up and eat them then, I can't hear myself think!

[Balky001]

play them a lullaby, that will put them to sleep. Or Radiohead if you want to finish them off for good

[Quiff Wichard]

Herd of cows....

course I've heard of cows !!

[the_runt69]

Whats a cow ????????
Londoner born and bred

H

[haggis]

Never mind, they'll be a nice set of Furygan Leathers soon. :wink:

[amarko5]

strange mate but they are really loud here as well and only 40 yards away behind my house :lol: :roll: :?

[scooby2102]

Hey Northy, bet you dont think that after a few beers, nothin wrong with a "cow" at closin time tae keep the bed warm :D

Should try livin in Carluke, friday night in the local is "trap a pig night" :shock:

If you think the coo's in Edinburgh are loud, check oot the Carluke yins - big chicks in white high heels & leg-ins, some of them even have bovine teats as well !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Sid Squid]

Are you locked Northy? :lol:

Translation: Locked: Paddy for ****ed. In case anybody's wondering what this means. It's the way they talk see, a bit odd. I've been variously confused by the way Mrs Squid and family talk for many a year now, but I'm getting a handle on what many Paddyisms mean, some good ones:

"I will, in me bollix" = No. Occasionally simplified; "Me bollix". Bizzarely sometimes used by 'Ladies'. Note you may also describe an obnoxious person as " A bollix"

"I'll tell you again", confusing this one, it doesn't mean: I'll repeat what I've previously said. It means: I'll inform you at a later date.

Black = Very crowded. Don't ask - I haven't a clue.

[philipMac]

Are you locked Northy? :lol:

Translation: Locked: Paddy for p*ssed. In case anybody's wondering what this means. It's the way they talk see, a bit odd. I've been variously confused by the way Mrs Squid and family talk for many a year now, but I'm getting a handle on what many Paddyisms mean, some good ones:

"I will, in me bollix" = No. Occasionally simplified; "Me bollix". Bizzarely sometimes used by 'Ladies'. Note you may also describe an obnoxious person as " A bollix"

"I'll tell you again", confusing this one, it doesn't mean: I'll repeat what I've previously said. It means: I'll inform you at a later date.

Black = Very crowded. Don't ask - I haven't a clue.

Thank you Sidney. (You dont say locked out there??)
Seen as we are on the Bollix theme, you can also be directed by someone to "ask me bollix", which, again, is relatively negative.

Black, is indeed very crowded. (English people dont say this??) Anyway, so is jointed. And jammers.

Imagine what its like for me out here. Half my vocab has just been taken away from me. :?

[Stig]

You think cows are loud :?: Try deer :!: :shock: JEEEZUSSSSS. :shock: :shock: :shock:

[timwilky]

what is it with the wildlife lately. 5:10 this morning woken by bloody birds tweet bloody tweet. but sounds more like screech bloody screetch. My neighbours have a flaming aviary where they keep budgies or some other flaming loud things.

Waste of time if you ask me there is never enough meat on them to make them worth cooking, but I suppose the would make suitable training material should I get another kestrel.

Still got my revenge on the neighbours, got my old garage door off by 6:30. They shouted out the window when I started jacksawing up the frame :lol: what was their problem their awake now so the noise don't matter :lol: :lol:

Now off to builder merchants for some nice big rawlbolts. It they gone back to sleep. just wait till I get the bloody great hammer drill out. With a 25mm bit in it.

Wake the dead

[Anonymous]

The cows are loud tonight...

Damn....this was about farm animals
:(


Havent had a wink of sleep, spent all night going over my Warlord Codebreaker's Manual trying to crack this one...

:?

[Sid Squid]

Seen as we are on the Bollix theme, you can also be directed by someone to "ask me bollix", which, again, is relatively negative.Good one, I'd forgotten about that.

Black, is indeed very crowded. (English people dont say this??)No, caused a minor social faux pas when Mrs Squid first moved to London - lived in Streatham.

Imagine what its like for me out here. Half my vocab has just been taken away from me. :? Quite, mind you that many Yanks have fond notions of Irish* roots you should be feeling quite at home.

*Even when it seems entirely unlikely.

[seedy100]

Loud is when a piggin pigeon sits on your chimney and shouts down it a 5am.

Chimney acts like a bloody echo chamber and sleep becomes a distant fondly remembered dream.

I hate the dirty noisy disease ridden things.
Whats more they taste like liver - yeugggh!

[Anonymous]

I had to move my TV arial from above my bedroom because or seagulls 'boinging' on it at first light :evil:

[stewboy]

play them a lullaby, that will put them to sleep. Or Radiohead if you want to finish them off for good

:lol: :lol:

[Quiff Wichard]

there wa sa field full of cows near me - it was winter.. and they were frozen stiff.!!

an old lady came up and lay her hands on each one...

and miracles!! theyall came back to life and were running around happy as larry..



I was amazed.!!


I said to a man - did you see that old lady she laid her hands on those frozen cows and defrosted them-

yes he said- dont you know who that is?..



that's THORA HIRD. !!!















:lol: OLD ONES ARE THE BEST

[Stig]

OLD ONES ARE THE BEST
Not always :roll:

[medwaysv]

two cows in a field...one says MOO
the other one says "you ba*!&rd,i was just about to say that














not all old ones are the best :roll:

[Last Action Pimp]

hahahaha

all your storys are Moooooo-ving! :roll: Just park a Macdonalds sign next to them then they might shut up!

[philipMac]

Two ducks were in a pond in Belfast.
First duck says, "Quack quack".
Second duck says, "JESUS CHRIST, I am already paddling as hard as I can. I cant go any quacker."

[Sudoxe]

Black, is indeed very crowded. (English people dont say this??)No, caused a minor social faux pas when Mrs Squid first moved to London - lived in Streatham.


:lol: Whoops. I know people like that though...

Dan

[BILLY]

MOOOOOO :lol: :lol:

[medwaysv]

philipMac wrote:

Two ducks were in a pond in Belfast.
First duck says, "Quack quack".
Second duck says, "JESUS CHRIST, I am already paddling as hard as I can. I cant go any quacker."


Both me and my g/f went..... Oh dear!! but we did laugh :D :D

Very good :D