Understanding women

[cuffy]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie..
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age.............Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker Bubbly personality...............carrying a few extra pounds.


WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

[sharriso74]

=D> =D> =D> =D>

[thor]

So true

[Terence]

thanks for the tip-off, I was just about to reply to a personals ad that very closely matches your post :shock:

[Skip]

Soooo true! :lol: :lol:

[tinpants]

:winner: =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Brilliant!!

[Spiderman]

and who said men were difficult to figure out???

[Filipe M.]

Just wait for the women brigade to spot this and we'll be in serious trouble... :-dd :-dd :-dd

[Ping]

I'd say we're more bored with you 'men' regurgitating the same load of tripe, day in, day out....

:lol:

;)

[Biker Biggles]

Ping----You missed out the opening line---"We need to talk"

:D :D

[Filipe M.]

Run for your lives, they've found out! :x :x :x

Ping, don't think you can fool us with those soft manners, you're all preparing a massive attack! :? You won't fool us! ... again... :roll: oh... I get it... :roll: you will, time and time again... :roll:

[Ping]

Ping----You missed out the opening line---"We need to talk"

:D :D
rofl! :lol:

[Lou M]

I'm only posting to give Ping moral support. :wink:

Nutty x

[Ping]

Run for your lives, they've found out! :x :x :x

Ping, don't think you can fool us with those soft manners, you're all preparing a massive attack! :? You won't fool us! ... again... :roll: oh... I get it... :roll: you will, time and time again... :roll:
Slowly, surely, they drew their plans against us.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa... :lol:

Nutty - aw fanx... I finally *sniff* feel *sniff sniff - voice goes squeaky* a part of something.... *bursts into tears*

:lol:

[Filipe M.]

Nutty - aw fanx... I finally *sniff* feel *sniff sniff - voice goes squeaky* a part of something.... *bursts into tears*

:lol:

Women... :roll: :roll: :roll:


:wink:

[Iansv]

Very true... even Ping :lol: so long as she's not coming to the meet on friday in which case, she's practically perfect