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ninja bobw
20-05-06, 08:19 PM
For those born before 1980........


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According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's and 70's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.

We had friends - we went outside and found them.

We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!

We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law suits.

We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us.

We walked to friends' homes.

We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them. Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read about us.

This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face:

The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986........They are called youth.

They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.

AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they were born.

Michael Jackson has always been white.

To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year.

They can never imagine life before computers.

They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five.

They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

They can't believe a black and white television ever existed.
And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

Now let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.

3. Your friends are getting married/already married.

4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.

5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.

7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

8. Having read this, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old!!



Just how true is this!!!!

Razor
20-05-06, 08:26 PM
I think I first read this shortly after 1980...

BILLY
20-05-06, 08:32 PM
So true I was born in 1970 and reading this has brought it all flooding back!!! NICE ONE :thumbsup:

lynw
20-05-06, 08:43 PM
I think I first read this shortly after 1980...

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But so true in whats written. :lol:

Dicky Ticker
20-05-06, 09:05 PM
Kind people,you missed out the "Before television" That's when you let your imagination run riot and read books

What was the most "Mischievous"things you got up to as a kid

Possibly for us it was collecting dog poo,puting it in a paper bag,placing the bag on a doorstep,lighting it,knock on the door and run like hell

Owner came out, stamped on the flames puting it out and went in doors

5seconds later they would be running up and down the street threatening to kill us

Secret was same as today-----------DON'T GET CAUGHT

Filipe M.
20-05-06, 09:08 PM
Kind people,you missed out the "Before television" That's when you let your imagination run riot and read books

What was the most "Mischievous"things you got up to as a kid

Possibly for us it was collecting dog poo,puting it in a paper bag,placing the bag on a doorstep,lighting it,knock on the door and run like hell

Owner came out, stamped on the flames puting it out and went in doors

5seconds later they would be running up and down the street threatening to kill us

Secret was same as today-----------DON'T GET CAUGHT

:shock:

PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol:

medwaysv
20-05-06, 09:19 PM
couple of missing items from that list :D
eating chips out of newspaper...and taking empty lemonade, etc etc bottles back to the off licence and getting a tuppence for each one.
possibly a couple of others but i seem to be losing my memory lol :roll:

$tevo
20-05-06, 09:24 PM
The trick was to get your empty pop bottles from the crates at the back of the shop

medwaysv
20-05-06, 09:27 PM
yes...i forgot that :( lol
and have you noticed how much smaller things are nowadays
i remember when "BURTONS" wagon wheels WERE the size of wagon wheels

medwaysv
20-05-06, 09:28 PM
nostalgia...what a wonderful thing eh :lol: :lol: :lol:

$tevo
20-05-06, 09:38 PM
I remember when the Postman used to deliver on Sundays and petrol pump attendants used to come out and fuel you up (remember the rubber strip that you ran over that rang the bell?)

I recall Wagon Wheels being as big as your face and Curly Wurlys were 3 feet long!

(My first gallon of petrol cost me 70p :shock: )

medwaysv
20-05-06, 09:47 PM
i thought the term GALLON was outlawed lol
top trump cards
a clip round the ear from a copper if you were a naughty boy
you could say goliw**s and sing baa baa black sheep
adverts for shake and vac :D :D :D

manxsv
20-05-06, 09:59 PM
Excellent thread, born 1971 so many memories creeping back,

medwaysv
20-05-06, 10:04 PM
great comedy in the 70's too
the goodies
some mothers do 'ave em
fawlty towers
'til death do us part
man about the house
on the busses
steptoe and son
love thy neighbour...
the list could go on :lol: :lol: :lol:

$tevo
20-05-06, 10:08 PM
Ever have a GPO party line? They were entertaining! And speed dialing - you kept your finger in the hole and forced it back - unless you were super cool and had a (push button) trimphone 8)

medwaysv
20-05-06, 10:13 PM
how sad is this for memory
in an episode of thats life they had a competition to see who did the best impression of a trimphone and some woman won it because they said she sounded better at it than the real thing

i feel ashamed now :oops:

anna
20-05-06, 10:21 PM
.. we had spokey dokeys on our bikes too...

okay admittedly handed down from older siblings!!! :oops:

$tevo
20-05-06, 10:21 PM
http://www.tones.plus.com/sounds/bells/ringtrim.wav

454697819
20-05-06, 10:23 PM
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all..

so ironically your part of the generation that was such good thinkers and risk takers you have designed and concived the X box, the dvd player the cd players the personal computers the faster cars, the internet the chat rooms, your the generation who are taking the children to schooll in there 4x4's, albiet 5 minutes away, your the generation that are making money through gym franchise's and then have friends and collegues of the same generation spend there hard earned at the gym because your generation wont take the kids to the park becuase your scared some one might look at your child the wrong way, your the generation who are suing other parents if the child hits your because you see it as a pension top up because the government you voted for has faield over the last 30 years.....
No???


and after all, it wont be too long till im the same age doing the same things,.... :x :D

lynw
20-05-06, 10:24 PM
You know youre a child of the 70s/80s when Banana Splits werent just a dessert. They were also a favourite Saturday morning TV program. :D

$tevo
20-05-06, 10:25 PM
.. we had spokey dokeys on our bikes too...

okay admittedly handed down from older siblings!!! :oops:


Me and my mates used to tape lollypop sticks to the forks of our bikes. Made a great sound when they twanged against the spokes - Never did have a Chopper :(

medwaysv
20-05-06, 10:25 PM
http://www.tones.plus.com/sounds/bells/ringtrim.wav
that was quite scary tildo :shock:

$tevo
20-05-06, 10:27 PM
You know youre a child of the 70s/80s when Banana Splits werent just a dessert. They were also a favourite Saturday morning TV program. :D

Double Deckers fan myself :roll:

manxsv
20-05-06, 10:27 PM
how sad is this for memory
in an episode of thats life they had a competition to see who did the best impression of a trimphone and some woman won it because they said she sounded better at it than the real thing

i feel ashamed now :oops:


Think I remember that one, and there was the dog when barked it sounded like it was saying sausages and as for the hanging a spoon on your nose the next day at school we were trying it at dinner time, mmmm school curry and chips

anna
20-05-06, 10:27 PM
.. we had spokey dokeys on our bikes too...

okay admittedly handed down from older siblings!!! :oops:


Me and my mates used to tape lollypop sticks to the forks of our bikes. Made a great sound when they twanged against the spokes - Never did have a Chopper :(

I had an orange Chopper covered in wheat-a-bix spokey dokeys!!!

medwaysv
20-05-06, 10:27 PM
You know youre a child of the 70s/80s when Banana Splits werent just a dessert. They were also a favourite Saturday morning TV program. :D

dont forget saturday morning at the pictures :lol:



typical example of old cinema ads

"YES...AND FOR ALL YOUR CLOTHING NEEDS, COME TO JACKSONS CLOTHES EMPORIUM....JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM THIS CINEMA

$tevo
20-05-06, 10:49 PM
Gotta remember this!!!

http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/asteroid.mp3

anna
20-05-06, 10:50 PM
Gotta remember this!!!

http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/asteroid.mp3

Isnt that a ring tone??? :wink: :lol:

$tevo
20-05-06, 10:52 PM
If I didn't have a steam powered mobile it would be :D

Pearl and Dean wasn't it?

medwaysv
20-05-06, 10:53 PM
Gotta remember this!!!

http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/asteroid.mp3

good old pearl and dean
i think they are still knocking around at your local flicks but ever so slightly altered



its like the old joke..
i married a cinema icecream sales girl
she walked down the ailes backwards :oops:

$tevo
20-05-06, 11:03 PM
Just for you Lyn...

http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/banana.mp3

$tevo
20-05-06, 11:04 PM
What the hell, they're all here...

http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/1.htm

Speedy
20-05-06, 11:12 PM
Yes,yes........."during the war!"

I'm 27,I loved it when I was a kid!

My apprentice at work had never heard of Hiroshima or Nagasaki! He didn't even know that an Atomic bomb HAD been used against another country by the Americans!

That is worrying! :shock:

$tevo
20-05-06, 11:33 PM
They dropped four megatons worth on Spain in 1966 too

ArtyLady
21-05-06, 12:04 AM
that did the rounds in an email so Ive seen it before but so true - ah the good old days - we used to make tents out of sheets and make mud pies.........................
in fact..............................................

"eee lad - thats nothin - we were so poor we lived in't paper bag in't middle't road and every mornin father used wake us up before we went t'bed and made us lick road clean with us'tounges - ay the gold old days" :wink:

(now Im really showing my age to remember THAT sketch - luv it :lol: :lol: )

Supervox
21-05-06, 07:23 AM
Ok, so whilst we're all on a nostalgia kick, can anyone else remember when a Mars bar cost 4p & seemed at least 3 times as big as they are now ?

Razor
21-05-06, 07:52 AM
can anyone else remember when a Mars bar cost 4p & seemed at least 3 times as big as they are now ?

No :shock:

BabyJ
21-05-06, 09:04 AM
:D :D :D :D

Remember them all. Not so sure about the comedies tho :D

Time.... isn't it wicked! :D

Does anyone remeber the 1/2 p sweets?? :D :D

Dicky Ticker
21-05-06, 09:50 AM
1d caramels the size of todays toffee bars and gobstoppers that lasted for evveee r

Just realised that everybody else is talking decimal money and I'm in £.s.d.

ArtyLady
21-05-06, 10:54 AM
1d caramels the size of todays toffee bars and gobstoppers that lasted for evveee r

Just realised that everybody else is talking decimal money and I'm in £.s.d.

dont worry Mac I remember the changeover to decimal - how confusing was that eh :roll: :?

lukemillar
21-05-06, 11:40 AM
Ok, so whilst we're all on a nostalgia kick, can anyone else remember when a Mars bar cost 4p & seemed at least 3 times as big as they are now ?

I remember a finger of fudge being 5p and three times the size as it is now!

Apparently the current generations, (which could arugably be me as I was born in the late seventies), are known as 'the slackers'. They have the greatest amount of resouces available to them than ever before, yet do the least amount with them.

For me, that sums up the youth of today.

BigDog
21-05-06, 09:39 PM
My mrs just asked why I was crying with laughter so I read this to her
Kind people,you missed out the "Before television" That's when you let your imagination run riot and read books

What was the most "Mischievous"things you got up to as a kid

Possibly for us it was collecting dog poo,puting it in a paper bag,placing the bag on a doorstep,lighting it,knock on the door and run like hell

Owner came out, stamped on the flames puting it out and went in doors

5seconds later they would be running up and down the street threatening to kill us

Secret was same as today-----------DON'T GET CAUGHT

This took me about 2 minutes before she gave up listening to me as I couldnt stop laughing and read it herself...

Then explained the real reason for the laughter........



I used to do the exact same thing :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am still laughing to myself

BILLY
22-05-06, 01:51 PM
:D :D :D :D

Remember them all. Not so sure about the comedies tho :D

Time.... isn't it wicked! :D

Does anyone remeber the 1/2 p sweets?? :D :D I do my mum used to give me 20p and I spent it on 1/2p sweets :thumbsup:

keithd
22-05-06, 01:54 PM
my most favorite bit of nostalgia....

the days before i discovered this website, oh the amount of work i could achieve in one day...how my boss longs for those days again....

right, time to sign off.

over and out.

ps smoke me a kipper.

pps its been a hoot.