View Full Version : Mrs McCartney - sick joke, may offend some readers.
inevitable
22-05-06, 01:27 PM
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney.
Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long" She said in an earlier briefing,
"I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"
She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as
civil as possible.
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend,
"she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy
to walk out on a relationship like this"
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior
to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the
world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with
The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an
agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have
a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may
have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always
trying to get her leg over".
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was
the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he
would get home at night and find her legless"
timwilky
22-05-06, 01:29 PM
you are sick, To take the **** out of loosing a limb disgusts me
DanDare
22-05-06, 01:31 PM
Class! :lol: :lol:
* Cleans tea off keyboard *
I don't know much about her, I gathered she was a nice person.
I get the impression from the press she's a right bitch. :?
I get the impression from the press she's a right bitch. :?
and they're never wrong eh?
DanAbnormal
22-05-06, 01:33 PM
Chuckle!
:D
DanDare
22-05-06, 01:35 PM
I get the impression from the press she's a right bitch. :?
and they're never wrong eh?
Maybe! But I get all the correct info from the Sun, so thats Ok! :wink: :lol:
timwilky
22-05-06, 01:48 PM
What is with some of you, I have had two friends I have ridden with loose limbs in bike smashes. I assure you that neither of these would find this sort of childish humour funny.
One of the former contributors to this very forum also lost a leg. By all means make fun at Heather MacCartneys dealings with the press, but please not at her disability. Even that was caused by a motorcycle. Where she was a totally innocent victim. Wrong Place wrong Time and an out of control bike.
My god the subject on this nearly gave me heart failure - I'm a Mrs McCartney!!!!
Phew, you were on about the imposter!
Nutty x
The Basket
22-05-06, 02:18 PM
The motorcycle in question was a police one.
From what I know...the cop had his blues and sirens on going to a call when she walked out in front of him...this happened in London...I think.
Peter Henry
22-05-06, 02:27 PM
Got to agree with Tim's sentiment tbh. Heather seems to be getting a lot of hassle from the gutter press when apparently even given her own disability she is a fervent campaigner for a number of charities.
If it wasn't for Mc Cartney's cash no one would be giving her a hard time at all. I doubt that she will be getting a settlement of ridicuous amounts but at the end of the day they both knew what they were going in to and a few million here or there aint gonna trouble Paul any, I am sure.
And to make fun of her disability is in my mind very distasteful. :?
DanDare
22-05-06, 02:36 PM
I found it funny because I began to read it thinking it was a serious exert from
a news column or something. I saw what I thought were terrible puns.
Whilst I totally agree losing a limb is horrific for the person/s concerned, I don't think this was directly aimed at taking the p**s out her in a malicious way.
The motorcycle in question was a police one.
From what I know...the cop had his blues and sirens on going to a call when she walked out in front of him...this happened in London...I think.
Exactly. She walked out in front of him not paying attention.
While shes done well for herself since, I believe from what Ive read he sustained serious injuries too and its pretty much wrecked his life, not to mention been forgotten about. Frankly Tim, if anyone heres the totally innocent victim its him, not her.
So frankly, I have no sympathy for her. Because I bet none of her settlement will go to him and help him recover for her stupidity in causing the accident in the first place. She stepped in front of a police bike with lights and sirens going - hardly a bike I would say was out of control. And it was him who was in the wrong place at wrong time for her to do such a stupid thing.
Sorry, may be harsh but way I see it.
But Tim you need some perspective here. This is aimed purely at her and her perceived "gold digging" not at anyone whos lost a limb as DanDares just said.
inevitable
22-05-06, 03:34 PM
Exactly. Mercenary byatch stands to get about £50 Million give or take a few.
Can't say I've ever been sucked in by her Little Miss Sweetness act... lets see how much work for Charrrriddy she gets done when it's in her bank.
Sorry if you take offence at the subject matter, or it casused offence. I have added a warning, but it's not a joke aimed at the motorcyclists who have lost limbs or anybody else who has lost a limb for that matter... it's a joke about her.
…and to be honest, even if I had lost a limb or half a limb and read that, I don't think I could bring myself to take offence.
If I had lost a limb in an horrific motorcycle accident and someone posted, "anyone who's lost a limb in a motorcyle accident is a stupid retard", I would probably a bit pi55ed off about it though.
timwilky
22-05-06, 04:23 PM
Look, whatever the circumstances that led to her disability are immaterial. She may well be a callous scheming money grabbing bitch and I don't care.
I do however, take exception to the original post that takes the **** out of her disability. It is not a joke about her, it is a **** take about her disability.
References to stumped, legless, not a leg to stand on etc are in poor taste.
This is my last post on this thread as it is such a long way down off the high horse I am currently riding.
References to stumped, legless, not a leg to stand on etc are in poor taste.
Yes but they're innocent enough, and no different to a lot of humour in general. No-one's actually being victimised, and I'm pretty sure that there are a lot of positive-minded amputees that would be the first to crack a joke of this ilk. It's all a question of balance... oops! :oops: :lol:
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Beaniebike
22-05-06, 04:40 PM
What is with some of you, I have had two friends I have ridden with loose limbs in bike smashes. I assure you that neither of these would find this sort of childish humour funny.
One of the former contributors to this very forum also lost a leg. By all means make fun at Heather MacCartneys dealings with the press, but please not at her disability. Even that was caused by a motorcycle. Where she was a totally innocent victim. Wrong Place wrong Time and an out of control bike.
It's a shame that you're friends are not able to utalise a sense of humour about their situation. My dad (who was training for a marathon at the time) lost a leg in an industrial accident. I realise that people deal with thiungs differently (different strokes for different folks and all that), but my dad would probably be the first to have a laugh at this (as would just about every amputee I have met). Don'y get me wrong, there have been times , in the early days especially, when he was extremely depressed. But it would often be someone saying something along the lines of "Aw, come on, lets just go out and get legless" that would help him.
I think most amputees take this kinda thing as laughing in the face of the disability, as opposed to laughing at the person (if you know what I mean).
Anonymous
22-05-06, 05:05 PM
Tim's just making sure someone was offended, as advertised.
I hope she hops all the way to the bank...
Anonymous
22-05-06, 05:52 PM
MInd you anyone hopping off with some of that smug git's cash gets my :thumbsup:
......thats not condoning stealing, kids :wink:
Too right macca is a smug git these days.
Too right macca is a smug git these days.
And you wouldnt be with £800 million in the bank? :wink: :P :lol:
Too right macca is a smug git these days.
And you wouldnt be with £800 million in the bank? :wink: :P :lol:
No, I'd give most of that away to orphans and destitute penguin farmers.
Filipe M.
22-05-06, 05:59 PM
Too right macca is a smug git these days.
And you wouldnt be with £800 million in the bank? :wink: :P :lol:
No, I'd give most of that away to orphans and prostitute penguin farmers.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
vsumouse
22-05-06, 06:06 PM
timwiky it seems you never read the title, how can you attack him calling him sick when there was a warning on this, my views are like yours and i dont like to make fun of other ppls expences but he did state may offend some riders
Too right macca is a smug git these days.
And you wouldnt be with £800 million in the bank? :wink: :P :lol:
No, I'd give most of that away to orphans and prostitute penguin farmers.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Now now, lets not make fun of other people's misfortunes...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I heard he bought her a plane for Xmas....and a philishave for the other leg.
TAXI!!!!
Carsick
22-05-06, 06:24 PM
timwiky it seems you never read the title, how can you attack him calling him sick when there was a warning on this, my views are like yours and i dont like to make fun of other ppls expences but he did state may offend some riders
I think the warning went on after tim posted.
Biker Biggles
22-05-06, 06:37 PM
Well I thought it was funny.
But I'm easily titillated.
I'n my line of business you have to laugh at pretty much anything if you wish to remain sane.I do and I still hav'nt remained sane. :shock:
Carsick
22-05-06, 06:44 PM
I didn't find them funny, but I'm not easily amused by puns.
The plane and philishave joke, on the other hand, was good.
timwiky it seems you never read the title, how can you attack him calling him sick when there was a warning on this, my views are like yours and i dont like to make fun of other ppls expences but he did state may offend some riders
I think the warning went on after tim posted.
Thankyou for saying that. I thought it had changed after Tims post but having had a bad migraine all day I thought it was just me and my memory. :oops: :lol:
Peter Henry
22-05-06, 07:16 PM
And I suppose that no-one is bothered that the poor girl has just had another bit sliced off her stump? How on earth will she keep her knicks in place now? :shock:
Biker Biggles
22-05-06, 07:18 PM
I did'nt know she had stumped up another bit. :?
Taxi :!:
Maybe this thread should diverge into two, one for those offended and one for those not offended..........splinter groups as it were.....
I'll get my coat.
TAXI!!!
Biker Biggles
22-05-06, 07:29 PM
Yes yes we could branch out :x
Yes yes we could branch out :xThats what her leg might do......TAXI FOR TURNER!!!
Biker Biggles
22-05-06, 08:30 PM
No relation to Twiggy is she? :roll:
Endfloat
22-05-06, 08:42 PM
you are sick, To take the p*ss out of loosing a limb disgusts me
i would have to agree with you, i would be hopping mad too :wink:
skidmarx
23-05-06, 10:44 AM
This has to be the lamest thread ever...
Biker Biggles
23-05-06, 10:48 AM
Some of the limpest jokes ever.Absolutely prosthetic.
I'm finding it mildly amusing...
=D> =D> =D>
:D :D :D :D :D
SVeeedy Gonzales
23-05-06, 11:51 AM
Been done a while back but...
There's a cave in at the mine, one survivor is pulled from the wreckage. He's unconscious and his injuries mean that they have to amputate a limb.
He comes to and sees what they've done.
"Who's going to want a one-legged gold digger?!" he screams.
And Paul McCartney says "I might be interested!"
If she saw this thread she'd probably kick your ****....
Warthog
26-05-06, 04:39 PM
The plane joke is good. Everything is funny until its about oneself or someone you know. So I guess you either have to find everything funny, or nothing funny, or else you risk having double standards.
Peter Henry
27-05-06, 08:16 AM
With her new cash Heather could easilly afford a steady supply of those Diamonds that Lucy was in the sky with? :wink:
They say all you need is love but I guess she's getting her solicitor to say...
"you can't buy me love! "
"I'm gonna hippy hippy shake my way out of here!!"
:D
Paul McCartney recieves his share of the divorce settlement...
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no comment.
Biker Biggles
01-06-06, 11:29 AM
Poor bloke.He deserves a leg up after that.
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