View Full Version : How much Pain????
DanDare
23-05-06, 10:20 AM
Apart from those unfortunate enough to fall from their bike, just how much much pain can you take? Or more to the point whats the most painful thing you've experienced???
( Does not include child birth or marriage )
I can think of 2 instances:
1. On a Paintball game I rushed to the enemies fort to capture the flag and all that.
As I jumped across a fallen tree I stood across a small trench. Legs wide open there just happened to be 3 mates crouched in the trench. My mate following just saw three barrels pop out and unload straight into my crown jewels.
The next 10 minutes involved me screaming like a little girl and being sick. Apparently the whole game was cancelled due to my agony.
It took me a week to recover to full potential and I walked like John Wayne for another. :oops: :oops: :oops: :cry: :cry:
2. Falling on an electric fence during a drunken Summers night party.
It was the one that sends a pulse through it every other second so everytime I tried to get up it sent my muscles into complete spasm, thus falling back into the fence again. :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :(
sharriso74
23-05-06, 10:24 AM
When I ruptured my anterior cruciate that hurt but not as much as after the op.
Also when I had a blow out fracture to my lower orbital meaning I had to have a plastic plate put in my face the eye sunk right down then after the plate was put in it shot back up again.
And collapsed lungs aren't too much fun.
But the most pain I've ever felt was paying for my wedding last year !!!
Marshall
23-05-06, 10:36 AM
I broke my colar bone while on my MTB and had to ride home which wasnt too pleasent.
But the most painful thing ive experienced is Kidney Stones MY GOD!!! i thought i was dieing, ive heard its like the equivalent of male childbirth.
i would never wish anybody to go throught that!!
rictus01
23-05-06, 10:40 AM
don't start me off on that subject:shock:
4 broken ribs playing rugby :cry: got smashed by some prop...couldnt fart,breathe,sneeze or $h1t for weeks.
Double hernia op...not keyhole surgery either :cry: couldnt fart,breathe,sneeze or $h1t for weeks.
Sorry... can't say I have experienced "pain" seeing as Childbirth doesn't count.
That was mildly uncomfortable but then I did have pain relief so I guess it wasn't soooooo bad :wink:
No breaks, falls, scalds, painball incidents (Ouch! that made me cringe!), fights, scrapes, falling out of trees or body malfunctions... to date.
Sorry :tongue:
:wink:
In growing toenail remove while in Korea. It would seem they don't like to numb things out there. Almost passed out cos of the pain. Never ever again I tell ya :crutches:
Peter Henry
23-05-06, 11:03 AM
Hmmm such fond memories!
Shattered cheekbone,(eye socket does not fully align now!) in 5th minute of a rugby league game. After a sponge down on touchline for a couple of minutes back on to complete match. Which as my head began to swell like a potato was not too wise! Due to baby sitting duites I was only able to go to casualty at 11.30 p.m. the opthomogist( eye doc!) could not believe that my ( 8 ball right eye had been in that state for about 8 hours!
A opponent who later became a team mate told me that later in that game I hit him with the hardest tackle he ever felt! :wink:
Torn knee cruciates...ooh that did hurt!
Pulled hamstring in pre season training when at full belt! Felt like a hot knife had been pushed in to the back of my thigh, immedaite collapse to the ground, that stung a tadge!
Sore shoulder half way through another match, true damage only discovered later! Ruptured left bicep which also had a massive dent in it! Was black and swollen next day from neck to elbow! I had caught a guy's knee with my arm when he was heading straight for me when I tackled him.
Bruised kidneys from some twot dropping on me with his knees as I had fallen to recover a loose ball.
Dislocated finger? Pulled back in place and off you go again son!
Nose smashed 3 times, not the worst pain but you just try and stop your eyes watering and the plasma running!
Apart from the above I have had numerous knocks and bangs but on the whole I have been rather lucky I think. :wink: :P
My son grab's my nipple hair and pulls it out, sometime I flinch if caught off guard. But normaly I don't.
But if I stub my toe I'll get on my knees and eat carpet.
Oh and when I was a young man and had a swab done in a private area, I didn't make a sound. Even though they make it bleed, and they did it twice.
northwind
23-05-06, 11:07 AM
I've got a pretty high tolerance of pain... luckily for me :) Probably the most painful thing I've ever experienced was when I partially dislocated my foot then stepped on it, that worked out about as well as you'd imagine.
But when I fractured my hip, I got assessed wrongly by the triage team because I awsn't complaining enough for it to be a break... I couldn't walk, but I could stand, get up and down, and I hadn't had any painkillers. They were quite shocked when 8 hours later, it turned out to be broken! Got a lift to the hospital instead of an ambulance too, it just seemed teh right thing to do :roll:
Funnily enough, I'm bad with discomfort... It erally gets under my skin. Something trivial like a bad graze or an itch is worse than a broken bone or the damaged ligaments were. Not in terms of debilitation, obviously, just in how badly it bothers me.
DanDare
23-05-06, 11:08 AM
Peter, have you ever thought about taking up a different sport?
Badminton perhaps? :wink: :lol:
Peter Henry
23-05-06, 11:11 AM
Dan....Believe it or not despite the lung bursting training and constant bangs...I would live through my playing career all over again without a second's hesitation. Great times. :wink:
sharriso74
23-05-06, 11:12 AM
Rugby is good for you, list so far from Union not the simplified League abomination
Cracked cheekbone
Broken ribs
Nose broken at least 8 times
Broken fingers god knows how many
Ruptured anterior cruciate
Three cracked vertebrae in neck
Broken toes again can't remember how many times
Cracked knuckle (hurt the other guy more :twisted: )
rpwoodman
23-05-06, 11:58 AM
Gallstones are painful. Not much good can be said about them. I had 9 the size of smallish marbles - apparently the norm is a few the size of a small pea. I think I've still got them in a pot somewhere if anyone wants to see them. I may put them on eBay at some point, tho I thought I'd hold off until I was mega-famous as that would maximise the amount I'd get for them.
I dropped something on my toe once. Hurt for a few mins, and then settled down a bit, so all good. Unfortunately, it was still bleeding under the nail. As it bled more underneath the nail, it was trying to rip the toenail off. After bathing it in both very hot and very cold water to see if that would help, I drove down to casualty, where I had my toenail drilled...
And I've got (I think) an ingrowing hair on my wrist which hurts like something which really hurts. If someone grabs me by the wrist, even when they let go, it hurts just as much for a few minutes afterwards.
I've tried to make a docs appt to get it cut out, but they always seem too busy to be able to make an appointment.
Gallstones are painful. Not much good can be said about them. I had 9 the size of smallish marbles - apparently the norm is a few the size of a small pea. I think I've still got them in a pot somewhere if anyone wants to see them. I may put them on eBay at some point, tho I thought I'd hold off until I was mega-famous as that would maximise the amount I'd get for them.
I dropped something on my toe once. Hurt for a few mins, and then settled down a bit, so all good. Unfortunately, it was still bleeding under the nail. As it bled more underneath the nail, it was trying to rip the toenail off. After bathing it in both very hot and very cold water to see if that would help, I drove down to casualty, where I had my toenail drilled...
And I've got (I think) an ingrowing hair on my wrist which hurts like something which really hurts. If someone grabs me by the wrist, even when they let go, it hurts just as much for a few minutes afterwards.
I've tried to make a docs appt to get it cut out, but they always seem too busy to be able to make an appointment.
OUCH!!!!! :shock:
I forgot... I went over the Handle bars of my bike (when I was a kid :wink: ) and broke my nose but was unconcious so didn't feel that.... much...! My sister called me "Puff the magic Dragon" cos my face swelled so much! :evil:
I've still got a bent nose even now! :oops:
Sid Squid
23-05-06, 12:18 PM
Kidney stones. 'Nuff said.
I had a cyst removed in February should've been a half day job ended up being in over night and didn't stop bleeding for five days and could sit up properly for a week the pain was indescribable (sp)
Pain... I have friends who take care of that for me.
They're called Mr Tramadol-Hydrochloride and Mr Diclofenac-Sodium and very nice they are too. :wink:
Amanda M
23-05-06, 02:09 PM
Hmmmmm. Falling down an embankment and spraining my ankle really badly hurt a hell of a lot. Wouldn't want to do that again :shock:
Getting kicked in the knee cap a few weeks ago made me feel a bit sick and hurt a lot :shock:
Sounds a bit wussy compared to some of you lot :wink:
wyrdness
23-05-06, 02:45 PM
Kidney stones. 'Nuff said.
I think that I had one in March. It started the day before I went on holiday. It was very difficult to concentrate on the work I had to finish before I went because of the pain. Eventually the pain eased enough for me to be able to ride home. I couldn't get a doctors appointment that evening and was flying off to New Zealand the next morning. Fortunately I was OK for the flight, but the pain came back much worse a couple of nights later. Spent the night doubled up in agony and drinking as much water as I could to try to flush it. Mrs Wyrdness was worried in case she had to try to get me to a hospital - not being able to drive, nor knowing where one was or even how to call an ambulance in NZ! The pain went eventually and hasn't come back since. I'm still not 100% sure that it was a kidney stone but I seem to have had all of the symptoms.
Marshall
23-05-06, 02:49 PM
Kidney stones. 'Nuff said.
i ended up in hospital a couple of times because of it (a couple of time cos i disscharged myself after i felt ok)
and ended up with an operation to remove them, where they "went in" to retirve them with a grippy thing.
NOT NICE
Pain... I have friends who take care of that for me.
They're called Mr Tramadol-Hydrochloride and Mr Diclofenac-Sodium and very nice they are too. :wink:
When i fractured my back they offered that to me but i declined and took only paracetamol and diclofenac. Diclofenac (NSAID) tastes funny, its like having a fizzy refresher. Tramadol i had available but decided that i was not in pain then stopped taking the paracetamol about 2 days after the accident but only because the nurses did not allow me to stop earlier.
I actually expected my back to hurt far more when the accident happened, that way i could complain more.
What did hurt was the Heparin injections, i dont like needles and so when they went to put it in my stomach i tensed up and the needle would not go in easily. In the end i started to ask them to put it in the side as it did not get affected by my stomach muscles. Darn the stuff stings.
Carsick
23-05-06, 03:05 PM
I'd say the worst was recovering from an operation on my chest. They went in through the side, between ribs.
I had a chest drain for 4 days and was on morphine all of that time. The few times I was vaguely conscious I was easily in enough pain to bring me to tears.
When I got home I only got given Volterol. I suspect this drug is fairly good, but it simply couldn't cut it and I couldn't sleep for about a week.
Oh, and the morphine going into my thigh wasn't fun either, it burns.
edit: oh, and nipple piercings sting a bit. it's bad enough when they're done but the absolute worst bit is some git whacks them with a stick or something (don't ask)
Stormspiel
23-05-06, 03:22 PM
Rugby is good for you, list so far from Union not the simplified League abomination
You keep your Kick-chase mate, like watching the chuckle brothers....to me then...to you then..to me then ..to you then, hold on he knocked on 10 minutes ago lets go back to that for a scrum and a few more kicks. :lol:
So far...
Dislocated Femur: U15's, scored a try, landed on by 14 stone prop, Leg popped out of place. tryed standing up and fell over....popped it back in :shock:. that stung :lol:
Ruptured Kidney: 15th Minute of game played on my 19th birthday, Scored but was caught by a stray boot. Got up thinking i was only winded and carried on to score another later in the game 8)
Broken hand: 15 seconds into SWY cup Semi, Caught ball from kick-off and was caugth by the oponents 9, stood on my hand and i got penalised for punching out ( ball in 1 hand, other under his foot :roll: Must have used my 3rd hand :lol: ) Carried on knowing full well it was broken and we won to put us into final.
Not much else other than pulled muscles and bumps & bangs not much else.
socommk23
23-05-06, 03:30 PM
was on roller blades...traveling at 35mph being dragged by a 11.5 sm kite.....hit park bench with shins! huge pain ensued!
ogh and a phesant on the upper arm at 80mph!
Anonymous
23-05-06, 03:31 PM
After getting severe gravel rash after jumping of my SV at 110mph wearing Jeans. Taken to hospital, x-rayed, then released - still with gravel in legs. It was so deep in the knees you could see bone. And on my left calf it was big and deep and oh so fleshy. *Yummy* got a great photo somewhere.
That was little painful, but thankfully natural adrenaline took most pain away.
What REALLY hurt was the next day... sat in the bath... with a sterile scrubbing brush...
http://upload4.postimage.org/258759/2071_1443full.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/258759/photo_hosting.html)
...scrubbing my wounds clean.
Now THAT Fecking hurt. I sat there for 30 mins, drank 1/4 bottle of whiskey (and i HATE whiskey), giving myself a prep talk.... then when i did put scrub to flesh...
AAARRRGGGhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Reason for self cleaning my wounds - NHS didnt have the resources.
I took 3 weeks off work cos i couldnt walk. Then quit my job when my manager tried to tell me that my absence was "unwarrented".
:shock: Biatch! :? :evil:
Love to push her out of her car at 110mph wearing jeans!
socommk23
23-05-06, 03:33 PM
After getting severe gravel rash after jumping of my SV at 110mph wearing Jeans. Taken to hospital, x-rayed, then released - still with gravel in legs. It was so deep in the knees you could see bone. And on my left calf it was big and deep and oh so fleshy. *Yummy* got a great photo somewhere.
That was little painful, but thankfully natural adrenaline took most pain away.
What REALLY hurt was the next day... sat in the bath... with a sterile scrubbing brush...
http://upload4.postimage.org/258759/2071_1443full.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/258759/photo_hosting.html)
...scrubbing my wounds clean.
Now THAT Fecking hurt. I sat there for 30 mins, drank 1/4 bottle of whiskey (and i HATE whiskey), giving myself a prep talk.... then when i did put scrub to flesh...
AAARRRGGGhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
hospitals have always been rubbish when i needed one too!
they only help the non tax payer!
Eek, I'm sat here gringeing. Well after childbirth - 62 hours thank you, it has to be four wisdom teeth out, they wouldn't come out easily so they cut through the side of my mouth, in three parts.
Then when I pulled my achiles tendon.
But these all pale with what I've read here. :oops:
Nutty x
Mr Toad
23-05-06, 03:53 PM
This
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/Mr_Toad_650/Leg1Small.jpg
was nothing compared with having to say to Mrs Toad a few weeks ago
"err, I've crashed it again"
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/Mr_Toad_650/_40133470_mernimbler300b.jpg
:lol:
northwind
23-05-06, 04:08 PM
This
I trod on a rake once as well.
If that's the first time you've heard that, I'll be amazed.
I trod on a nail once that went straight through my foot and out the otherside but that was nothing in comparison to a trapped nerve in my neck that left me unable to move, even a deep breath sent a shooting pain into my head that nearly caused me to pass out.
After the drugs I was prescribed I lost three days of my life, couldn't remember a thing!
Cause of trapped nerve? I yawned, be warned!
This
I trod on a rake once as well.
If that's the first time you've heard that, I'll be amazed.
Then you should be amazed cos I had never heard that before....
Very Funny!!
:D :D
UlsterSV
23-05-06, 04:27 PM
Testosterone overload!
"My scar's bigger than your scar" :P
:lol:
Anonymous
23-05-06, 04:33 PM
Testosterone overload!
"My scar's bigger than your scar" :P
:lol:
Unfortunately not mate. My scars healed up really well. All i have is two tiny bits of really pink "fresh" skin on both knee caps. The massive laceration on the left calf has completely disappeared. :cry:
Carsick
23-05-06, 04:40 PM
I've only got a couple of decent scars, the rest are just burns or little scrapes, some of which I don't even remember doing.
Not as grusome or hardcore as some that have already been posted but.
root canal
didn't work, wait for my gum to heal
6 weeks later
root canal again :(
Pain?
Hmm!
I once got kicked over a stable door by a horse.................both feet right into my stomach. That hurt :shock:
I went over the handlebars of my pushbike when I was 10, skidded 10ft through inch deep beech nuts and into a bed of nettles. THAT HURT! :shock: :shock:
But nothing compares to having my nipple pierced three weeks ago. MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! THAT REALLY HURT! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Pain?
Hmm!
I once got kicked over a stable door by a horse.................both feet right into my stomach. That hurt :shock:
I went over the handlebars of my pushbike when I was 10, skidded 10ft through inch deep beech nuts and into a bed of nettles. THAT HURT! :shock: :shock:
But nothing compares to having my nipple pierced three weeks ago. MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! THAT REALLY HURT! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Better not get that done then... you're second person on here that said that!!
I'll have to get my tongue done instead then :tongue:
Belly button didn't hurt at all :D
I've had my genitals waxed, wasn't sore...
Getting you nose pierced does :smt022
Anonymous
23-05-06, 06:05 PM
broken toe crawling under a table at a wedding, didnt feel it til next day when sober
giving birth twice with no pain relief - 1 baby 3 weeks early at 9 lb 6 - ouch
broken cheekbone - mistaken identity
displaced and chipped bone in shoulder while doing off road stuff
none too bad though compared to some stories on here. :shock:
Biker Biggles
23-05-06, 06:06 PM
You can't get a dose that way :wink:
I should have used the spell checker :lol:
I got a rather nasty paper cut the other day, and a little chaffing from a nail file once... :wink:
Got shrapnel in a mortor attack in Bosnia back in 1993, but don't want to brag about it
seedy100
23-05-06, 08:18 PM
Twisted testicle!
Moving a reel of paper
Slight pain in the old naggers, oops, lucky to get away with that.
Straight down the pub from work, back to the digs, up to bed.
Pants off and BANG. Pain like someone had kicked me in the nuts!
Within 5 or so mins the left nagger has swollen to about three times it normal size and I am puking with the pain.
Blood keeps pumping in but cant get out.
Bu&&er this hurts!!!!!!
Call amublance
Pass out
Wake up in hospital with stitches in both sides
Blessed relief. :oops:
2 kids since then so the surgeon did a good job.
sharriso74
23-05-06, 08:25 PM
Twisted testicle!
Moving a reel of paper
Slight pain in the old naggers, oops, lucky to get away with that.
Straight down the pub from work, back to the digs, up to bed.
Pants off and BANG. Pain like someone had kicked me in the nuts!
Within 5 or so mins the left nagger has swollen to about three times it normal size and I am puking with the pain.
Blood keeps pumping in but cant get out.
Bu&&er this hurts!!!!!!
Call amublance
Pass out
Wake up in hospital with stitches in both sides
Blessed relief. :oops:
2 kids since then so the surgeon did a good job.
:nomore: :winner:
Have tears in my eyes reading that
Having your genitals outside your body is just sooo weird.
Biker Biggles
23-05-06, 08:55 PM
At least you can keep your eye on what they are up to there
Real men don't feel pain :wink: or don't actually admit it.
Real men don't feel pain :wink: or don't actually admit it.
:smt043 you heard of man flu??????
*ducks and runs for cover!!*
Real men don't feel pain :wink: or don't actually admit it.
:smt043 you heard of man flu??????
*ducks and runs for cover!!*
Isn't that like girl sniffle?
A bulging disc which has damaged nerves in my spinal cord causing severe sciatica.
Been in pain for a year less 2 weeks :cry:
Real men don't feel pain :wink: or don't actually admit it.
:smt043 you heard of man flu??????
*ducks and runs for cover!!*
Isn't that like girl sniffle?
~that would be the one :smt043
*still hiding waiting for things to be thrown in my general direction*
Real men don't feel pain :wink: or don't actually admit it.
:smt043 you heard of man flu??????
*ducks and runs for cover!!*
Isn't that like girl sniffle?
~that would be the one :smt043
*still hiding waiting for things to be thrown in my general direction*
Please see previous quote about me not admiting to being ill or in pain. I don't like doctors :wink:
Anonymous
23-05-06, 09:11 PM
I really need to see a dentist. I have an appointment tomorrow at 2.30.
Anonymous
23-05-06, 09:29 PM
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I really need to see a dentist. I have an appointment tomorrow at 2.30.
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Mawwwhaaahaaa.... Hope he hurts you... :wink:
Twisted testicle!
Moving a reel of paper
Slight pain in the old naggers, oops, lucky to get away with that.
Straight down the pub from work, back to the digs, up to bed.
Pants off and BANG. Pain like someone had kicked me in the nuts!
Within 5 or so mins the left nagger has swollen to about three times it normal size and I am puking with the pain.
Blood keeps pumping in but cant get out.
Bu&&er this hurts!!!!!!
Call amublance
Pass out
Wake up in hospital with stitches in both sides
Blessed relief. :oops:
2 kids since then so the surgeon did a good job.
:nomore: :winner:
Have tears in my eyes reading that
Totally Agree!! That brought tears to my eyes and I'm a girlie!
I've NEVER been in that much pain that I've passed out.. and this coming from a man!
Bollo* to that......!!
TAXI..............!!
That taste of burning tooth, that you get while they're drilling, is quite nice dontcha think?
Anonymous
23-05-06, 09:47 PM
Pearls before swine :roll:
Twisted testicle!
Moving a reel of paper
Slight pain in the old naggers, oops, lucky to get away with that.
Straight down the pub from work, back to the digs, up to bed.
Pants off and BANG. Pain like someone had kicked me in the nuts!
Within 5 or so mins the left nagger has swollen to about three times it normal size and I am puking with the pain.
Blood keeps pumping in but cant get out.
Bu&&er this hurts!!!!!!
Call amublance
Pass out
Wake up in hospital with stitches in both sides
Blessed relief. :oops:
2 kids since then so the surgeon did a good job.
:nomore: :winner:
Have tears in my eyes reading that
Totally Agree!! That brought tears to my eyes and I'm a girlie!
I've NEVER been in that much pain that I've passed out.. and this coming from a man!
Bollo* to that......!!
TAXI..............!!
I have 2 words... Bilateral orchiectomy
I really need to see a dentist. I have an appointment tomorrow at 2.30.
is that the chinese Time? :wink:
I broke my colar bone while on my MTB and had to ride home which wasnt too pleasent.
But the most painful thing ive experienced is Kidney Stones MY GOD!!! i thought i was dieing, ive heard its like the equivalent of male childbirth.
i would never wish anybody to go throught that!!
Same here mate! I feel for you! (kidney stones)
Still going through the tests to see how they're going to sort it!
I nearly passed out with the pain!
UNBELIEVABLE!
Anonymous
23-05-06, 09:50 PM
I really need to see a dentist. I have an appointment tomorrow at 2.30.
is that the chinese Time? :wink:
At last :lol:
I have 2 words... Bilateral orchiectomy
:nomore: :winner: :notworthy:
=D> =D> =D> =D>
Ok! Ok! Ok!
You win!!
I've just put that in my search engine and clicked on the 1st thing that came up (no pun intended there! :wink: ) and I would have pasted the link but for the content!!
It SHOWS you the procedure...............IN DETAIL !!!! :sick:
He has these 2 little round things in his hands...........!!
And you had this done Razor??? :shock: OUCH! and OUCH again!
:D
I have 2 words... Bilateral orchiectomy
:nomore: :winner: :notworthy:
=D> =D> =D> =D>
Ok! Ok! Ok!
You win!!
I've just put that in my search engine and clicked on the 1st thing that came up (no pun intended there! :wink: ) and I would have pasted the link but for the content!!
It SHOWS you the procedure...............IN DETAIL !!!! :sick:
He has these 2 little round things in his hands...........!!
And you had this done Razor??? :shock: OUCH! and OUCH again!
:D
:sick: :smt104 Had to wince at that..... photo's and every thing... OUCH.
A bulging disc which has damaged nerves in my spinal cord causing severe sciatica.
Been in pain for a year less 2 weeks :cry:
Oh man I feel for ya.
I had sciatica from hell after my off. I vividly remember waking up one Tuesday morning in August 2004 with pain trawled from hell, it felt like someone was ramming a red hot poker up my ****. It was unspeakable agony. The physio told me that the pelvic and lumbar region had had a helluva whack and they were all settling down and that minute movement in my lower spine was pressing on the sciatic nerve, causing this hideous shooting pain.
K's friends - tramadol and diwotsitsname - didn't touch it and voltarol was like taking smarties. The only real relief was doggie position, crouched on all fours, as it stretched my spine. But you can't sleep like that. I used to think that sciatica was an old person's problem and I had no idea of the awful pain.
In the end the physio got rid of most of it by giving me stretching exercises, and I had acupuncture to get rid of the rest. It worked.
I never ever want sciatica again.
squirrel_hunter
23-05-06, 11:17 PM
Pain?
Hmm!
I once got kicked over a stable door by a horse.................both feet right into my stomach. That hurt :shock:
I went over the handlebars of my pushbike when I was 10, skidded 10ft through inch deep beech nuts and into a bed of nettles. THAT HURT! :shock: :shock:
But nothing compares to having my nipple pierced three weeks ago. MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! THAT REALLY HURT! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Better not get that done then... you're second person on here that said that!!
I'll have to get my tongue done instead then :tongue:
Belly button didn't hurt at all :D
I Third the nipple. Most intense pain but well worth it. Well until I caught it at work, nearly ripped it out, couldn't sleep on my front for a week!
I wouldn't recomend the tongue, doubt it will hurt as much as the nipple when you get it done. But you will regret it when you start cracking your teeth with it :shock:
The Basket
23-05-06, 11:26 PM
Vote for GallStones.
Hurts like hell. Severe burning/acid pain that don't go away.
Not any more as I don't have a gall. \:D/
K's friends - tramadol and diwotsitsname - didn't touch it and voltarol was like taking smarties.
Heh heh, in that case you did then - Volertol is a 'brand name' for Mr Diclofenac-Sodium. :wink:
I like my friends, whilst I'm firmly of the belief in taking as few painkillers as possible (if you can ride through it it will go away eventually) they stop me from being a little ball of wimpering insanity. Cos when I say 'ride it out and it will go away eventually' - when the 'eventually' has yet to arrive after 10 months (and counting) it gets a little too much on a day to day basis. :roll:
One off pain I can handle - every time I put too much wieght on my knee, or it gives way again it's like someone has just ripped the left side of my skull out of my body - simply by pulling every bone between it and my knee out through my left foot!
Then they slowly shove them back in one by one and when their done it goes away. That's Ok. I can deal with that. You get a kind of detatchment, curious fasination and attnetion to detail of each sensation. Well, I do anyway.
It's the constant grate of bone on bone. The never ending awareness that no matter what you do, how you move, rest, twist or bend, it's there. Thumping away as regularly as your heartbeat, totally in tune with the blood pumping through tat part of your body. Knowing that the only way it's going to stop is if you heart stops with it.
It's kind of like living in a flat with chavs living downstairs with their stereo always turned up too loudly so all you get is the constant thump of the bass through the floor.
Or the continual white noise they play while you are locked in a tiny room being tortured by some special forces guy.
My friends don't make it go away - but they free up enough of my mind that I can concetrate on other things - like breathing and generally getting on with my life.
Hmmm trying to think...
I fell about 15ft out of a tree and landed on a metal pole fence, one of the poles went through my leg (about 3inch from my manhood). Didnt really hurt since i was in shock and just felt warm untill about 10min later when someone came and lifted me off it... now that hurt! Taken to hospital and had stiches in both sides of my thigh - doctors said i was stupidly lucky that it missed everything important.
Oh and as for pain... think of this poor guy Clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NorynV-NVQ)
Carsick
24-05-06, 09:50 AM
I wouldn't recomend the tongue, doubt it will hurt as much as the nipple when you get it done. But you will regret it when you start cracking your teeth with it :shock:
Tongue bars are fine but if you find you starting playing with it, then plastic balls or even a bar are a good idea. The bonus is that the plastic ones often glow in UV.
edit: oh, and it doesn't hurt at all.
I've got my tongue done (had it done twice) - doesnt really hurt to get done, just feels like pressure as the needle goes through. It aches after down the back of your throat for awhile since everything is swollen but that soon goes, I lived on slush puppys and supersize cups of ice from mcdonalds (since its flat and easy to suck on :))
Its been about 4 years now. Swollowed 2 of the balls so far and i think thats pretty good going :P
Carsick
24-05-06, 10:00 AM
I've only had mine for 2 years but managed to avoid swallowing any balls. I keep losing them, though.
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Photos of my op to fix my underbite 3 years ago. Had my upper and lower jaw surgically broken, moved and bolted up. Tubes to drain the excess blood out of my cheeks. Was on this painkiller which I could administer myself every 5 mins.
I couldn't open my mouth for weeks, My mates tried to make me laugh which popped a couple of stitches in my mouth. Given some extra strength mouthwash which stung. Ate Ben and Jerrys, Hagen Daz and anything that fits through a straw. Dropped a stone to under 8 stone. Bottom right of my mouth is still numb.
But I have a great smile now :D If I wasn't such a miserable b**tard
dirtydog
24-05-06, 12:30 PM
apart from the normal falling out of trees and off of bicycles as a kid and crashing a bike too many times :?
its got to be the nipple piercing now that really hurt feltlike throwing up after it had been done then it calmed down until my other half kept catching it with her hand or your toddler keeps pulling on it :shock: :shock:
oh and an operation that you really dont want to know about boy was i saw for weeks after :oops:
lukemillar
24-05-06, 01:19 PM
When I was 15, I ran out in front of a car. It was in Manor Royal, Crawley opposite the karting place on the way to P&H. Fortunately, I happened to run out in front of the 1 guy who was actually doing the speed limit, otherwise it would have be much more serious. Went up onto the bonnet and then a combination of my face, wrist and shoulder smashed the windscreen and I fell off the side.
Despite the broken wrist, smashed up shoulder and multiple cuts and bruises, the most painful bit was when I got to the hospital, they had to scrub all the cuts on my face with a stiff bristelled nylon brush to get the chards of glass out :shock: This was when I threw up. Had been eating battenburg cake earlier! Strange how you remember these little details...
I once got a very nasty paper cut opening an envelope. :o
I've only had mine for 2 years but managed to avoid swallowing any balls. I keep losing them, though.
Keep your balls in their bag,to avoid losing them,and as for SWALLOWING them........well each to thier own I guess!!! :lol: :smt043
urr, probably a skateboarding accident from my youth.
cut my finger pretty bad once on a scalpel, right through to the bone,
but i didnt feel a tiny bit of pain .. . just blood squirting out.
Carsick
24-05-06, 10:18 PM
I've only had mine for 2 years but managed to avoid swallowing any balls. I keep losing them, though.
Keep your balls in their bag,to avoid losing them,and as for SWALLOWING them........well each to thier own I guess!!! :lol: :smt043
Actually, now you mention it, I have a little silver bag full of balls on the shelf in front of me. :wink:
Worst pain for me was:
1) I had double pneumonia a couple of years back and the pain is absolutely unbeleivable.
2) playing footy and bending my knee the wrong way against the joint and snapping 3 of my ligaments.
Pneumonia was the worst as it lasts a while and you cant really take strong pain killers as they can suppress your breathing. So you have to grin and bare it
:cry:
MidgetMoose
24-05-06, 11:17 PM
Ooh i have two.
1. getting kicked in the balls with a footy from about 5 feet away kicked from the hands. I laughed for a split second then dropped like a stone couldn't get up for 2 hours and.. "lost" one of them for a bit :shock:
2. I did a Cisse but worse playing football slid to block a shot but didn't see the keeper so the stiker and keeper clashed with my leg in the middle. Safe to say it snapped in half and the bone popped out. 50 odd staples, three screws, one 12 inch and 2 operations later its a bit better. I didn't know much about it at the time though so the first one was probably worse :lol: I have a during video and after photo's lying around somewhere.
Paper cut below gets my vote there horrific..really although losing your balls and kidney stones don't sound too comfertable either.
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