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Quiff Wichard
24-05-06, 09:59 AM
Paul mccartney has agreed to give Heather Mills a plane in the divorce settlement

and a philips ladyshave for the other leg !

:lol:
Stingo
24-05-06, 10:05 AM
:roll:


see here http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=38789
Viney
24-05-06, 10:23 AM
The old ones are the best.
Quiff Wichard
24-05-06, 11:13 AM
oops-!!




sorry guys..

seems I am behind the times.. hee heee
Biker Biggles
24-05-06, 12:52 PM
I think we should let it be.
Quiff Wichard
24-05-06, 01:38 PM
I think you are right-
given Tim Wilkys opinions on previous posts.... YESTERDAY !.





now we are into a beatles songs thread.
Scooby Drew
24-05-06, 01:58 PM
I think you are right-
given Tim Wilkys opinions on previous posts.... YESTERDAY !.





now we are into a beatles songs thread.

Let it be, please
Anonymous
24-05-06, 02:07 PM
I think you are right-
given Tim Wilkys opinions on previous posts.... YESTERDAY !.


Much more of this and you wont have a leg to stand on.
Peter Henry
24-05-06, 02:27 PM
Poor girl could not keep up with him on...


"The long and winding road" :P
jonboy
24-05-06, 02:36 PM
It also proves you "Can't buy me love" :lol: .


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Biker Biggles
24-05-06, 02:46 PM
hELP.If he does'nt pay up she's going to use the revolver.




I'll get my Wings.
Dicky Ticker
24-05-06, 05:54 PM
Still if the CPA comes after him he can use his Yellow Submarine to hide in
BabyJ
24-05-06, 06:02 PM
It's his birthday soon.... 64

Guess she won't still be loving him when he's 64 then...

:wink: :D
Stingo
24-05-06, 06:20 PM
Not another Bootleg!!
Dicky Ticker
24-05-06, 06:23 PM
He is going to have to "stump" up for this one
Biker Biggles
24-05-06, 07:00 PM
What's the odds on a kiss and tell story?
She could become a Paperback Writer.Oh Yeah :!:
Razor
24-05-06, 07:02 PM
baby you can drive my car... Just so long as it's an automatic.
Sudoxe
24-05-06, 07:09 PM
Hes always got Eleanor Rigby....However with that big settlement Heather will have to look out for the Taxman

Dan
Stingo
24-05-06, 07:53 PM
I heard the problem was that he promised her eight days a week, but when push came to shove he had to spruce her up with a bit of Norwegian wood.
Moo
25-05-06, 07:42 AM
:roll:
Peter Henry
25-05-06, 04:35 PM
I believe that Macca has settled for the quieter life on The Mull of Kintyre. :P
Anonymous
25-05-06, 09:24 PM
This thread is a fantastic display of barrel scraping if nothing else :lol:
BabyJ
25-05-06, 09:34 PM
Still you know what they say...

Live and let die

:wink:
Biker Biggles
25-05-06, 09:37 PM
There'll be a wedding band on the run as well.

Still---It's just another day.
BabyJ
25-05-06, 09:40 PM
He could always tell her to take a hike...

down the Abbey Road

:wink:
Biker Biggles
25-05-06, 09:47 PM
Abbey Road? She will be able to afford that when she's through with him.
A far cry from She Loves You-----Yeah Yeah Yeah. :roll:
Maybe I'm amazed by the fact that she's leaving home but I imagine it's either that or bang bang maxwell's silver hammer comes down on his head.
BabyJ
25-05-06, 09:51 PM
I'm surprised there hasn't been a frog chorus of protest :lol:
Biker Biggles
25-05-06, 10:00 PM
Do you think he has enough money to give Ireland back to the Irish?And if Lucy was in the sky with diamonds could she see moon?Only from back in the USSR while picking strawberry fields.
BabyJ
25-05-06, 10:03 PM
Oh bla di! Oh! blad da! Life goes on!!

:D :wink:
Peter Henry
25-05-06, 10:34 PM
I doubt that heather will now be forced in to an Eleanor Rigby type existence. :wink: :P
BabyJ
25-05-06, 10:37 PM
Or Maggie Mae's, or Sweet Georgia Brown's or Penny Lane's for that matter :wink:

:D :D :D
Peter Henry
25-05-06, 10:45 PM
She will have lots of suitors when she gets her cash. Can't see her signing up for Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.:lol: