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So what is it? I have led a sheltered life and have none :wink:, either that or I have blocked the horrendous memories from resurfacing.
Caught by my dad as I was climbing into bed with my girlfriend :oops:
tomjones2
25-05-06, 04:09 PM
Not u rated, and their is no way its ever going on a public forum :oops:
Makes me laugh now though
socommk23
25-05-06, 04:13 PM
embarrassing moment? mmm...loosing my temper over not being able to find my oakleys! i dont lose things! i was wearing them! i was actually looking through the damn lenses! lol
Caught by my dad as I was climbing into bed with my girlfriend :oops:
What about when your already in bed with your gf????
My old man never knocked....... :lol:
:oops:
Ok, one I can admit to. :oops:
Uni rugby club forced me to change my clothes on top of a table in a pub in front of the home and away netball teams.
tomjones2
25-05-06, 04:26 PM
Ok, one I can admit to. :oops:
Uni rugby club forced me to change my clothes on top of a table in a pub in front of the home and away netball teams.
HA, after some rugby nakedness around the netballs/hockey girls some poor sod got the name stiffy steve..............
And no it wasent me.
socommk23
25-05-06, 04:42 PM
Ok, one I can admit to. :oops:
Uni rugby club forced me to change my clothes on top of a table in a pub in front of the home and away netball teams.
hehe
nudity is cool!
as long as your not a liverpudlian womans rugby player!
lol
Peter Henry
25-05-06, 04:44 PM
Dad's hey? You got to love em!
One of my most embarassing moments was after a night of err hum physical relations with a certain young lady on the lounge shag pile(oooh errr) I awoke around day break to hasten my companion to get dressed and make a sharp exit as my old man was bound to be getting up for work any time now.
Shock horror as whilst the poor lass was hurriedly putting her smalls back on, My Dad wonders in from the kitchen with two cups of tea for us! :shock: :oops:
Mine was a cadbury cream egg moment...
I was in the middle of err... um... You know!....
When my brother walks in!!!
He called my name....
My man (at the time) Says.... "Not now Scott.....!"
My bro says...
"Ooopps! I'll go but you owe me a cadbury's cream egg!!!" :oops:
So glad we can laugh about it now!!
Biker Biggles
25-05-06, 06:07 PM
Mine involved more than just two of us and can't be repeated on here :oops: :shock:
Having said that it taught me a lifelong lesson.----When you do something REALLY embarassing and outrageous people will take the **** whatever.Rather than whining about bullying and harrassment as seems to be the fashion these days youneed to learn to laugh at yourself and laugh with the ****takers.Two things then happen----Firstly you realise how funny your misdemeanor was,and they stop taking the **** anyway. :lol: :lol:
socommk23
25-05-06, 06:11 PM
oh yeah!
i also went out with some oakley over the top sunglasses, to an airshow.
looking up in the sky all day till my face was burnt...the glasses leaving what resembled a white bra mark on me face.
when i was a kid i was in a wheelbarrow race but my partner held onto my trousers instead of my legs
so my trousers came down, as did my pants.
theres a similar event that happened when i was a student but it aint u rated....
timwilky
25-05-06, 07:25 PM
Embarrassing.
Well you know how it is, you are at that certain moment, and your mind starts wandering. For god sake don't say her sisters name :oops:
philipMac
25-05-06, 07:29 PM
Mine was a cadbury cream egg moment...
I was in the middle of err... um... You know!....
When my brother walks in!!!
Hold on ...what? :shock:
Emm. Where was... and... emmm, No. Ok. Stop.
Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
Mine was a cadbury cream egg moment...
I was in the middle of err... um... You know!....
When my brother walks in!!!
Hold on ...what? :shock:
Emm. Where was... and... emmm, No. Ok. Stop.
Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
:oops:
Exactly!!! :wink:
:D :D :D
philipMac
25-05-06, 07:42 PM
Mine was a cadbury cream egg moment...
I was in the middle of err... um... You know!....
When my brother walks in!!!
Hold on ...what? :shock:
Emm. Where was... and... emmm, No. Ok. Stop.
Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
:oops:
Exactly!!! :wink:
:D :D :D
Your BROTHER too.
There are just all sorts of levels of wrongness going on here.
I reckon its thread over. BabyJ wins.
Hanging from a Balcony with one arm in a very crowed Apres Ski bar; the Bat N' Balls on display to all and sundry after having my undergarments torn from my body by a group of girls from the T.A. which was mildly embarrassing.
But not quite as embarrassing as the following morning while waiting in the Gondola hall for the ski lift and being identified at Volume by a young lady as
"Your the fella that had his bo**cks out in the bar last night aren't you?"
Much to the amusement of my fellow skiers.
Oh the fun we had :shock:
Mine was a cadbury cream egg moment...
I was in the middle of err... um... You know!....
When my brother walks in!!!
Hold on ...what? :shock:
Emm. Where was... and... emmm, No. Ok. Stop.
Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
:oops:
Exactly!!! :wink:
:D :D :D
I think i speak for everyone here, well, Scoobs and KiethD, this post aint nothing without pictures! :lol:
Thought I would share my bosses most emarassing moment:-
While driving his company jaguar he heres a rumbling sound when turning round corneres. He is convinced siad jag has a serious mechanical fault and arranges for the dealership to take away for a complete service....
Five hours latter jaguar technicians pinpoint the cause of mysterious rumbling sound.... 1 cadburys creme egg :oops:
Makes you wonder how he achieved said position.
laters.
Mine was a cadbury cream egg moment...
I was in the middle of err... um... You know!....
When my brother walks in!!!
Hold on ...what? :shock:
Emm. Where was... and... emmm, No. Ok. Stop.
Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
:oops:
Exactly!!! :wink:
:D :D :D
I think i speak for everyone here, well, Scoobs and KiethD, this post aint nothing without pictures! :lol:
Pictures?!?! :shock:
Um......!! :oops:
Sorry but this was before mobile phones and digital cameras....
but hang on....
Here you go....
http://upload4.postimage.org/277284/Creamegg.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/277284/photo_hosting.html)
:wink: :wink:
http://upload4.postimage.org/277284/Creamegg.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/277284/photo_hosting.html)
I quite fancy having a Cabury's Cream Egg now.
sharriso74
26-05-06, 03:37 PM
Having to go to hospital to have my meat andtwo veg removed from my jeans after I did the zip up at bit fast.
Quiff Wichard
26-05-06, 08:13 PM
MET GEORGE BEST ...
AND COULDNT REMEMBER HIS NAME !
I was so in awe of him
top of the stairs at Crewe station .. !!!!
Balky001
26-05-06, 08:19 PM
I forgot my wife's surname when we were getting married when it came to the 'I take...' bit - she'd been married before and I was nervous and couldn't remember if they'd used her maiden or married name. The registrar asked if we had met before :oops:
answering the call of nature whilst out fishing in a match. dissappeared in a bit of woodland then realised i only had three sheets of paper in my pocket. shouted to me dad who was also fishing. he threw me a packet of rizlas! good old dock leaves :smt119
back in my youth, I was making out with an old GF in my first car (Ford Capri) when there was a "knock knock knock" on the steamed up window, I wound it down and There Stood a Policeman, Before I could say anything, my GF (now Ex) Said "Hi Dad"
well that was it, I Had to sell my car as Kept getting stopped at least 2-3 times a day, thats when I bought a bike, and thats another story. :oops:
scooby2102
27-05-06, 12:44 AM
went up to the cash desk in a busy shop one day, the lady at the till pronounces the price of the sweets etc that I was paying for (had 2 of the nippers with me)
was somethin like 3 quid and as I had a load of change in me pocket from the pub the previous night, I proceeded to rummage around in me pocket, gathering up all the change from the bottom
as I brought the change out within my clenched fist, I felt a little "nip" from the scroatt area but proceeded to bring me hand out of the pocket, open the clenched fist and put all the contents of me hand in the middle of the counter (loads of people standing behind me now)
as the women was counting the change, there it was, in the middle of all the 10 & 5 pence's, a little "short & curly" pube, the wee thing was almost bouncing about on the counter :shock:
the "nip" I felt was it being caught up in amongst the change, plucked and drawn clean through the lining of me pocket :oops:
the look on her face was a picture, as was a guy behind me who nearly shat himself laughin
sweet jeeezuz, was I embarrassed that day :oops:
DanAbnormal
27-05-06, 11:56 PM
I was at work one morning and in the loo about to go for a slash when I realised that not only had a put on my boxers inside out but also the wrong way round so I could not get me chappie out. Without really thinking about it (it was very early in the a.m.) I hiked down my trousers and whipped off my boxers when in walks Henri, a rather large black guy from the accounting department. There I was stood holding my trousers in one hand and boxers in the other and **** swinging in the wind (not literlally of course)...............I just looked him plainly in the eye and said "Whatever I say now will not make any difference will it?".
To which he just laughed and said........."I will never understand the white man".
To his credit he never said a word to anybody. Not that I know of at least.
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